Grifter Lives

So JoJo flew to Nigeria for 2.5 days. TLC is so cheap. They didn't pay for a hotel room for her, and she had to sleep through Angela's first orgasm.

"I need you to breathe," instead of moving your legs and squirming.

Nothing is more sanitary than interrupting the operating room to find out how much longer. I guess Eric-y can't live without his true love Larissa for even 2.5 hours.

Go, Lo! And, he better make a big ol' scene and fulfill the potential that it will all blow out. Don't fail us now.

The child is not wearing pajamas!

COVID-19 has given us that, Darcey & Stacey, and Strikes Back. To make The Family Chantal even more reprehensible, The Family Pedro looks to be a major subplot.

Part of Colt's gaslighting is his calmness. His friend should have known that - but, then, this guy hasn't seen him in a year, because they're so tight.

Pole and Krin-y both have aged terribly, very quickly.

So, will we see her toss the other bouquet after all. There was a young lady sitting next to Aunt Lydia, and there's JoJo.

Michael's mother just wished them the equivalent of "May you live in interesting times."

You're right. She could have just reused the penis tiara from the bachelorette party for the wedding, too.

Words that don't describe Angela: sexy, young, adorable.

Debbie and Colt have more - with each other and their cats.

Who does a breast augmentation and nose job in one surgery?

So no make-up, but jewelry is ok.

In the upcoming scene, note what a bulbous nose plastic-surgeon-to-the-stars Dr' Smith has and how flubbery his jowls are. He also has very pronouced earlobes, and I think his weird facial hair is hiding something. Physician, heal thyself.

Mother Asuelo wants him to be a strong boy and stand for himself - while supporting her 100%.

Did Kalani and Asuelo always drive a Chevy?

And that's only for Libby!

Liibby looks just like Chuck in the under-eye close-ups.

Libby and her family show what a bunch of disirespectful, jingoistic ignoramuses they are in the scenes as Libby gets ready for her wedding: The segment opens with that world-renown Moldovan accordian, merry-go-round music. Libby says, "I wasn't sure if I wanted to do it or not, but I'm ready to get it over with." Jenn laughs at the traditional garb on the hanger and says, "You're going to look so cute, little old woman." Jenn buckles over in laughter at Libby, fully-dressed, again saying, "You look like a little Moldovan lady," while Libby makes dumb faces and voices. Jenn says it again as they descend the stairway. The mother forces herself to tell Libby that she looks beautiful, after gasping. Libby says, "I don't feel like I'm getting married right now. I feel like I'm a Haloween costume. But, this is Andrrrei's culture." Meanwhile, she's wearing clown make-up, thanks to Jenn. Rather than speaking positively of Andre's explanation of his past and apology to her, or just telling Jenn to mind her own business, Libby, of course, had to portray herself as the victim, who still has doubts, but empowers herself by declaring that she is choosing to believe him for the sake of their 2nd wedding. The most realistic part of the segment was the groom and groomsmen laughing at Andre's looking more like Chuck. In the groom's scenes, the strong similarity between block-y head Baby Eleanor and Andrei's brother is really noticeable. (The baby, of course, is with Andrei's parents.)

In the preview, Dr. Smith tells Larissa that he's done this surgery 20,000 times without anything serious happening and he doesn't plan for anything to happen now. But, last week's preview included the clip of Eric-ee's panic that Larissa stopped breathing (or something equally dramatic) during the surgery. Both just show how Larissa is as fake as her body parts, her relationship with Eric-ee and as fake as Colt's being a ladie's man. It's in the realm of unbelievable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/arts/television/90-day-fiance-immigration.html

Tania yelled at Syngin about wanting a house on their night out with his friends. He had just told her that she needs too much change from him and has never asked about his needs. He then said that he loves her just the way she is and doesn't care if she wants to be a housewife (meaning that he'd support her in whatever her choice is). She interrupted and demanded, "How can I be a housewife to someone who doesn't want to give me a house?" He finished, and said, " . . or a shed." Then, she yelled, "So how can you love that about me?" Their argument at the braai started after Tania declared that she wouldn't raise children in South Africa, when Syngin said that he'd like to return there and buy land. Syngin interrupted her and asked, "Kids? Who said that's ever going to happen?” Tania replied repeatedly, "Bring it down a notch." In her talking head, she said that he started to be against having children after he arrived to the US. She later said that she felt that Syngin had taken advantage of her and was unfair of him to marry if he had no plans to stay in the US. She got more emotional as she kept on demanding that he have a direction and take action. As many wiser posters here have noted, they're both exhausting.