Grifter Lives

The Bulgarian Georgi.

Weird. She tells him to choose the wine, because she likes when he leads. Then, they're immediately toasting themselves, before they even order. When they're finally eating, we see that they ordered two glasses of wine. He should have ordered a bottle, especially since DArcey can knock it back herself before dessert.

They actually met a Superbowl party. I believe that he introduced himself to her.

Georgi carries a bigger murse than Tom.

Darcy just did a butt-kick to pretend like Georgi swept her off her feet.

From the More to Love last week, we learn that Michael is college-educated and has friends. That's more than Angela will ever be.

I didn't think that Angela could look uglier, but I am watching her get her hair done.

When you dance, you have to dance to the end. That's why I'm here.

Libby: "You have to tell me things and be honest with me. I'm your wife." So, why must we all suffer through the Moldovan wedding?

If we're lucky (?).

If I truly feared that my husband were a corrupt ex-cop hiding even worse secrets, I wouldn't have an emotional conversation with him on a rooftop or high balcony.

When Libby pulls her hair back so tightly, she really emphasizes the potato-ness of it. Otherwise, she also resembles an ugly big toe.

Last week's Colt's & Debbie's backdrop said, "Lick." Here, we see, "Beer."

Every South African has told Tania to her face how unlikable she is, and how much they don't like her. I think that Syngin asked them to.

Asuelo's family must have communicated more with the deaf sister, although only Tammy speaks sign language, than they did with him. He just claimed that he had never left the Samoan island before Age 23, coming to the United States. Yet, his siblings or half-siblings live here, and his mother spends 6 months of the year here. In that lifetime, they must have never talked about it, instead focusing on flavors of spam.

Asuelo's meltdown in Washington happened after Kalani's meltdowns (1) with Asuelo after she confronted his family and (2) complained about their fight to her sister. She proportions most of the need for therapy on Asuelo, however.

Angela can Facetime her family before the ceremony to show them the hideous bouquet that represents them. But, there's no way that someone could do that for the ceremony.

Michael is going through the marriage, knowing that he will wake up to Angela looking this awful and worse every morning.

Molly and Cynthia needs to pitch a COVID spinoff to spare us from B90 Strikes Back with Tom & Ed. They can fit Angela, Tania, post-op Larissa, Darcy and Stacy, and breast-feeding Kolini with bras. It would be a one-night or short-term special revival of Double Divas.

Larissa smiled in happiness when Jess said that she and Colt broke up. And, Larissa chose her catwoman top to compete with Jess.

Here's more punishment: Two native Portuguese speakers from Brazil naturally speak their broken, heavily-accented English together, requiring the viewers to read subtitles.

That was Tania on her crutch. I had to look twice in the preview. He wasn't in the car.

Weird: In wine tasting, you start with the lightest white and work toward the deeper reds. Here's it's mix and match. The brother who is immobile and is recovering from a near-death condition had to get to the "wine land" by himself and hobble to the party on his own. There's probably not much steady ground beyond the retail to make it easy for him. But, Tania has her crutch-prop with her in camaraderie.

Vinelands? Is that the same as vineyards?

Wait until Coven Jenn gets done doing her make-up for the wedding. Sisters-Frenemies.