Grifter Lives

If Stacy & Florian's apartment was shut down due to COVID, I assume that it was an AirBnB. And, they needed a new place, since the father has a no-boyfriends rule, since he owns the house Darcey & Stacy live in.

Kalani said that he was taking a shuttle to the Las Vegas airport. But, then Asuelo drove away in the Chevy and said that he was going to Seattle.

It can't be a reunion with Angela's threatenin' and hollerin'. TLC soon forgot the backlash after the last one.

So block-y-head Eleanor must have been baptized off-camera or after they return to the US. That supposedly was the whole point of the trip to Moldova.

"I honestly don't know if I'll miss him." Just end it then, Kalani, and move on.

For dramatic contrast - above the mother's bed is the sign, "We believe in forever."

The marriage counseling and homework seem to be working. Kalani's solution is to kick Asuelo out - to his mother.

Both of Larissa's friends warned her against reuniting with Eric-y. But now they're all friends around some random pool. And he's no longer cheap-y.

This is a like a bad 80s music video, with Larissa's entrance in slow motion. And, that was the most dramatic scene of tonight's episode.

He married his wife before Chantal married Pedro. After he couldn't get on the 90-Day franchise, the family pitched her.

They've had 2.5 years - Tania said it herself. And they still haven't created a plan or life together. How could that be, when she's so driven and organized and has that vision board?

Syngin's now explaining to Tania how he's a free-spirit.

Syngin washed his hair for ice cream.

My despise for Angela is unrelenting, and I'm tired of having to look at or hear her. She is mourning so much that she can contine to film and abuse Mykul. I can't sit through another season of her questioning if bringing him over is worth it, or her traveling back to Nigeria to make sure that he is obeying her.

And that voice.

This wedding has gone on for two weeks. Angela got home, her mother died ten days later, and then she grieved. Kalani and Asuelo had their night out. And Charlie's on the biggest bender in Moldova still.

Asuelo the Valedictorian: Homework should be done at home, not at the cocktail place.

Skyla: "I watched [the wedding] live at work." So, all the tears in Nigeria were for show.

Angela just got married, and now her terminally-ill mother has taken a turn for the worse. Who could imagine? And, Angela thinks that we should feel sorry for her instead of her mother.

But, Debbie is direct competition. And she plays to win.

Well, we've never seen a vegetable served with the slabs of meat and heat-and-serve potatoes.

We've seen this scene before: Every South African fears for Syngin's free-spirit and predicts doom for his marriage to Tania. It's been their entire trip. Even Syngin himself.

Not only that - they walked into the hotel in broad daylight, and they're leaving in absolute darkness.

That's a non-standard hotel bed.