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I been checked out. Nene's faces were almost as bad as Kenya's lizard tongue. I only watch those scenes to see how hard the dudes in the background are straining not to stare at em. They're loud and extra hand gesture-y but I think if I were a man and saw Kandi, Kenya, Yovanna and Eva, Bravo edit team would be like that muffucah in the back ruiined our shot, take #34! Lol. Sis stopped making sounds about 2 seconds in. Shit the security of this ledge would scare me more than the fall. I think it's Kenya that Nene attacks next week. My thing is why is anyone even pressed enough to pay her anything but dust. If I don't care? BishIowncurr.

I liked both of these parts too. I thought - to use this office visit as the *scare* talk for your teenager is a wasted opportunity. I understand Heavenly's knee jerk reaction to that mom/child moment, especially given that Alaura's one year younger than that child, but the reality is leaps and bounds ahead of all your sentimental ass subaru commercial mind snapshots. Is this kid old enough or does she already have a cycle? I mean if the flow chart (tee hee) answer is yes then dammit face facts, she can get pregnant, tonight. Since no parental speech in the history of the world has ever been more influential than hormones, you gotta figure out what to do about that right then. I put Lil Wilder on bc at 15. Her pediatrician funky cold medina straight tripped. We went into the hallway and everything. I said look doc. A. She attends a co-ed high school 90 miles from home. B. My parents weren't in the room the day I decided to lose my virginity, how boutchu? C. Off the top of your head, how many patient's moms come in expecting news about a physical and leave hearing they finna be grandparents? Isn't ya'lls motto an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure? Ok then between $200/month for diapers, $1100/month for daycare and a $6/month for a lil microgestin, yeah wrap that up to go please Mister Pharmacist. Sheeeiiiiiid. Her thing was it'll accelerate the inevitable. You have to figure that out from your kid's personality but the point is, benefits outweigh the risks, this wasn't any different to me than vaccinations and car insurance, the shit is inevitable. We stayed watching Teen Mom. Between that and the 200% enlarged Google pics of what an std looks like on female genitalia, she decided she was cool for a minute. That was 5 years ago, her pede is still tight under the collar whenever she sees us. Ok so the husbands set Damon up. Lol. Daddy really only appealing to Heavenly. But if neither of em watch the show....why she mad? Like you know he went to a strip club, so........ Because he didn't want to say his thought bubble out loud - all that is the woman's job. They started to allude to it when Andy asked about a double standard and I think it's the only thing ever the women have unanimously agreed upon lol. But Eugene's point was immaterial. Though her criticism was about the way he was parenting, I feel like the larger (unsaid) point was gonna be that women do it everyday, why the hell you make it sound like you should get an award for multitasking your own children in a way that allows her to do something they both agreed upon? You mind-nudging me though - when the camera catches them in candid moments between the commercials, we can see how manufactured all of these relationships are. "off camera"? chile quad and mariah don't have any issues at all. I wish I would tell a bish I hate I can see her hooha and she say why didnt you tell me? Bish cause I don't like you, duh. Lol! That and the Heavenly-Simone tackle/hug make-up. Listen, whatever it is, it is, but stop raising my damn pressure with all this bullshit. Buffy's bustier was bout to make a break for it ya'll. #shawshank #buffydufrane #freeherstiddays I meant to comment on this from part 1 (Buffy's statement): how do Mariah and Toya represent wealth again?

I'll take my approval any way you wanna lemme have it so g'awn and give it up. That was nastier sounding than it was supposed to be lol. But you know good n' hell well that by and amongst: Buffie's smokey eye/boob dagger, Mariah's my lil pony unicorn imitation, Simone's Bad Boy label suit, Jackie's I-can-see-the-track-bump bangs, Quad's front, Heavenly's top and Contessa's.........everything, Toya was out here winning. She always look golden and/or bronzy, like her shit is made of sunbeams and glitter.

straight. crazy. 'cho Raye Skywalker ass hairstyle. That crazy shit can be carried off by the right personality. Young folk, rappers and their ilk. Soccer moms out here dressed like Lizzo and Cardi isn't really working for me, them either lol. Arachnid lids. No. Why? Don't. As a general rule if you can see your own eyelashes, they're too fucking long, Beloved. Jackie's realization had mad Scarlet O' Hara in it. Thank God she went into medicine, that was African-movie level emoting, right there. Bwahahaaaaaa!!!! how bout Quadrafinka's response though? This was Lisa, through the tv: Yes, Heavenly is the friend who will do what Jackie says. She is going harder for Jackie than Jackie. And she sounds redamndiculous for it. Buffie and Jackie couldn't talk, then Simone and Jackie couldn't talk without her intervention. There was one thing she said, some editorial commentary that made me tell the teevee to tell her STFU. 2 things. Something like "so we don't have to talk about it no more" re Buffie and Jackie and "that's all I'm talking about" when Simone and Jackie hugged, I think. Bitch?! who is talking to you?? I think she's entirely at fault about the Simone dust up. They were closeish at one time. But she doesn't trust other women, so she has no idea what it means to honor a girlfriend bond. If and when, really when lol, I shit talk my husband to you, in confidence and you take what I say and run it past a global social media platform? Bruh. You ain't shit. Worse though, my bestie watched all that and remains friends with the very bish who doth betray me? Oh nah Ceasar, we can't be homies at. all. I'm also legit surprised she was obtuse enough for Andy to have to say you aren't getting how much your friendship/loyalty to Heavenly hurts her. She kinda slow to be a smart cookie. Is ya'll honestly telling me. That Buffie coulda been had a damn Brady Bunch by now? Look, I don't mean to make light of what I'm never gone go through personally. Feeling the baby kick and rubbing on a round belly is a huge part of the experience, I get that. But, if there's something about your body that won't allow you to carry, but did allow you to produce viable eggs FIVE fucking times and the thing that is keeping you from motherhood is swollen cankles and not holding down lunch? Muffucah that's what Judith Sheindlin would call a voluntary hardship. No disrespect, infertility doesn't mean what I thought it did if you can and have conceived several biological embryos waiting to be housed. I'm Team Dave. We coulda got through the hard part years ago, had us at least three different 10 year olds and still out here young enough to live our best lives? She bullshittin. Between that front, that back and that profile and even her fake ass freak number? I see why Big Genie stays paying for all manner of camels 'n shit. Toya is gorgeous. Someone please tell Quad I said liner darker than your gloss?

Lol!! Can I say something? I don't wanna speak for her, I don't know if this is what she meant, but in the context of biblical, man is the head, woman is the neck, ordained-by-God-marriages....she's right about the order. Faith based marriage is a pyramid. God at the top, husband and wife are each of the sides, if there are kids, they are the bottom (base). Without all that, it still sounds like what she's saying is children are happy(iest) growing up inside a relationship where their parents are in love. Lawd. lol!!

Y'aint even gotta wonder. It's what he said at the table. The other husbands made it a point to be like: I'm cool with who's cool with me, unless, that person is disrespecting my wife, then all bets are off. Marc stressed that he's fine regardless of Nene's history with her. Which made Kenya remind him that she'd referred to Brooklyn as an intrauterine water buffalo. We don't have to guess, he'd buy Nene a drink if he saw her. Yes, yes, ya'll what I didn't think needed to be said was that Cynthia didn't know. We all saw them discussing getting married on camera. I'm saying that element of surprise wasn't the issue (that a proposal was imminent) only the when and how remained. I'm agreeing lol, I said she was a joy stealer because she took away the only remaining part Cynthia had left to enjoy. Cynthia did need a beating for that hair and makeup. Mindnudge: Kandi's "I did my makeup myself" made me giggle. Nods. withdrawal of affection. wait, I've said it so lemme stand by it. I don't think there ever was affection. I was shocked he smiled at times during dinner. He's not some good guy. /fin

Oh girl I totally get it. I'm speaking from personal experience when I say it doesn't even have to be foul. When interpretation takes the place of communication, it winds up where it winds up. Each of them should be able to give the other the benefit of the doubt that's built into 20 years of history but that's what I mean by sometimes you can't see past yourselves. We get stuck, we get proud, it gets easier not to reach for your friend and one day the distance is too great. They'd both suffer but Simone would not be comforted by the righteousness of being correct, that don't mean shit when you gotta pause before dialing your bff's number.

This heffa. She's a gottam joy stealer. And worse, she likes doing it. Imma need you to catch it on rewatch, I want your reaction to the conversation that follows. Kandi pulls her collar and she........ok well you let us know what you think. My jury's still out on whether or not Kenya *spoiled* a proposal Cynthia knew was coming but it's enough for me that put herself someplace she didn't belong for some mess-ass shits n' giggles. It's a shitty trade off, but I'm here for every damn shoulder shrug that nonchalant husband delivered on camera. Sue me, I loved the way Mike executed the proposal. Question mark on a bottle, at a wine opening. #TeamCorny I thought it was cute as hell. Ya'll? I'm confused enough on a day to day. Kenya's husband's name is Marc. Lol. Now each time I see one of you has edited your post and the edits did not include correcting Marc's name, my spirit is conflicted lol! While there are two Mikes on the show (Cynthia's man and Eva's man) Kenya's husband isn't one of em. :) This is why she stays unlikable. No levels to it. The slight could be completely unintentional. Shit, half the time it's not a slight at all but she going balls to the wall to get that back. No temperance, at all. Marc, lol, has no merit for the basis of his complaint. If flash turns you off and you go head and propose to a whole Miss USA, you should probably shut the entire fuck up. He said something I started to agree with - about prioritizing a house or home or other responsibilities before riding around in a Bentley. I was like you know what, you righ.....until she reminded him that she built that house from scratch on a plot of land that cost her $46 and paid off the land and construction costs before they ever met. So........... Prenups too. At 45? yo, these are second date conversations fam. You can't have shit I made with my own ass cheeks. Nene's note was nice and all but I didn't see na'am apology. ^ that's what Kandi said. Like, damn. You just had that baby. And ma'am? You're 50, why is winning miss usa even really in the top 5 considering all your other accomplishments, excluding motherhood. Based on how Marc was acting towards her, I don't think it was a legitimate statement, she was using it to dig at him. They should be divorced, all that passive aggression winds up being real aggression. Hasn't he done this 3 other times?

LMAO!!! Real random right? lol. Toya said a bunch of Zen sounding things about her dressing room, not the least of which was, it's a place of peace, you can't be mad in this closet, etc. I hate it to say it cause I clowned her for it initially but I see why. Smokey grey suede, nail studded doors? She right, can't nobody be mad in that closet. but this chick here: The. Entire. Fuck? First of all Loretta Castorini, get away from me. Second of all, miss me with the we've all been through something speech. You might know what it's like to miscarry. You don't know what it's like to be childless. Furthermore, I'm still going through it. Thirdermore, this ain't boutchU! Your struggle ain't my struggle. Fourth of all, this closet has replaced the ladies room as a place of peace and neutrality. You're hollering at me in Switzerland. Fifth of all, at least 2 of you muffucahs who are losing your mind at the fact that I'm losing mine? Took an oath to first do no harm. Bitch, you harming me! I'm gone disagree with ya'll though, I don't think Buffie's breakdown came out of nowhere. I think Jackie re-exacerbated feelings that are very close to the surface. Having someone outside your inner circle be cavalier about their...responsibility/contribution in forcing you to confront something you're managing at your own pace might be enough to get all the way hell bent about. I don't mind how off the rails Buffie sounded because I don't think grief or trauma has to look neat or manageable to other people. They know what the problem is, that's enough. They're not entitled to say how she processes it, that's hers. get out my head lol. Jackie said I can't understand why Simone, my friend of 20 years who knows me better than anybody here, wants me to continue to apologize. Girl. It's because your fren who loves you, knows you well enough to know to look out for you. That first one wasn't shit and we saw that. Andplusalso, this is all around not a good look for you, personally, professionally, none of that because you didn't have a right to bring it up in the first place and most importantly, you opened up a wound she is and has been dealing with privately, in public. Forget being a doctor, you're supposed to aim higher as another woman with the same painful experience. Simone is seeking to cloak your dumb ass by asking you to apologize again. Talmbout I don't know if this group is for me if I have to keep explaining myself. You could always spend some time with Curtis' new girlfriend, picking out furniture for the reno and stuff. Or, OR, just be less of a dick. You mad your aint shit to begin with ass husband has all these thinly veiled threats of infidelity each time you stay at work past 5:30. You mad you gotta placate this muffucah into not being an asshole ever again when that's who he's already shown you he is. Shiddd, I would be too, say that. Buffie's a good one. Id've been called up Joseline and jumped weeks ago. Man I'd hate it if these two didn't work it out. I'm not a fan of the reason and season idea. I think with besties, especially women friends, if it's long and real, it (should be) for life, but sometimes you just can't get past yourselves. Contessa has been through something. She goes from zero to I'm finna black out and drop kick your ass over shit that ain't got nothing to do with the original conversation - I'm trying to pick out the theme. Somebody help, because she's done it before I just don't remember with whom and what they'd done. Is it close talking, or does somebody have to be physically putting their hand on her or.......? Mariah made me laugh with her: I don't [fight?] horses, I ride em. lol. But you digging at somebody bout wearing a whole clydesdale ponytail? You? Now, bitch. where's @LibertarianSlut? Girl see what you was trying to tell me bout not blocking my blessing because the packaging might be extra fluffy? I want a husband that won't say shit when I spend 2500 of his American dollars to rent a camel. Does anybody watch Ready to Love? I reallly reallly need a thread and somebody to talk shit with, I got a suitcase of shade to unpack lol.

{{tapsmic}} testing, one two, one two.....this thing on? Ay man. I hate Chrissy Lampkin with the heat of a thousand pedicure massage chairs. She needs to run that bully ass energy on over to who she's really mad at - Jimmy and Nancy. Why does anybody still speak to this chick, considering she acts as though she's entitled to a conversation and it's too long and tough a road for her to apologize. She really sat in Kimbella's face talking about: we both acted badly and I may have gotten a little aggressive. 4 grown women could not pull you off this chick. You lucky as hell not to have caught that case. Wait?!! But then fixed her mouth to say we were supposed to take better care of each other, as women. I did not take care of you in that moment. It's probably old by now but I needed Erica to quit talking about being vulnerable when it comes to being cheated on. -_- Girl. Safaree's dick is said to be of gothic and legendary proportion. Andplusalso? He's Jamaican. Can we go now? Papoose getting Buddens all the way together. YASSSSSSSSS!!! See if more men talked to men about wtf they're actually supposed to be doing? There'd literally be less fuckery in the world. Plus I want him to get through to Joey so he can quit hoin enough to be with Tahiri. Cyn is whiny af. Don't nobody wanna hear all that bah bah bah bah bah all the damn time. shat. Fat Joe was talking to Remy like a real manager. I swear when he said everytime I see you I see the baby, I cracked up. He's right though, you can't come from a bid, win artist of the year and fade into obscurity. I was struggling to hold them tears in with her, those postpartum hormones are an entire asshole. The highlight of the show for me was Yandy reading the foreclosure blog notice out loud. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I mean what this tastes like, to me, is turnip greens and vindication. Did she not JUST finish reiterating that the reason she stayed on Jimmy was his mentality was spend every nickel you make, don't worry about the pse&g bill. Tf are you even doing with a mortgage? Ok so I'm here about every shady messy ass public piece of shit talkery Yandy wants to orate about Jim and Chrissy and how stupid he is with HIS money. Every single time Chrissy wanna get at her, I hope she says: now I've done some stuff in my life. {{ReethaFranklinvoice}} but I ain't never....lost my house......over a hunnit dollars. Ya raggedy bitch. I fux with Yandy, she was right about Jimmy then and she's still right and Chrissy don't have a ham hock to stand on. Whatchya'll doin? lol

Miss Buffie and Miss Toya? ya'll better come on through thick thighs saving lives!! I love it. Toya had the entire relaxation working for one purpose. Ole selfish ass. Lol. What the hell's a billy goat doing here is bouta be my: "I wanna drive the boat" of 2020. That was a good and hearty belly laugh because Buffie sure did just prance him up on that porch like that was the most natural thing in the world. No gawd. Don't bring your cute lil yorkshire terrier into the Startbucks and don't bring a goat up into the "spa". That girl called that place a cottage ya'll. 😞 that cottage kitchen could eat up my entire first floor. I need to find me a dullard ass doctor. Please say that Heavenly and Damon carrying on about Alaura going to the movies was just for show. Act like the baby is running away with David Koresh or some shit. It's Star Wars, damn. Can she be 13? I thought Contessa and Scott had real beef but, between a psychiatrist who makes house calls and puts her naked toes in your shag rug and Scott's 180 degree turn in like 2 weeks....? I don't know anymore. This whole thing didn't seem super conversable to begin with? Like we see her mention a nanny in the previews and I was like dammit, we legit got punked, this entire "problem" start to finish is a real life marriage talk ya'll could've had between netflx episodes. Jackie needs to leave Curtis and be done with it. She wasn't/isn't done with all the grief and misery he brought into her life. Say that. Hollering at some random lady cause she said keep my very personal business outcha mouth. You sound crazy as hell.

mmhmm, she was referring to the clip we keep seeing. Andy showed Nene talking to the life coach and asked Kenya what she thought of it. Kenya said: is she (the *therapist*) even a life coach? because if so, she's failing Nene because that* sounded bipolar. Outta context I can see how it might sound shitty and muddled. In context, she's calling Nene's behavior figuratively bipolar. *the conflict of full contrition while remaining obstinately unapologetic. Like an empty purse and a wet booty. Them two don't go together.

That thing turn't left fast, didn't it? lol! See that's the exact type of interaction I'm talking about. Quad and Andy got to the bottom of it quickly because it turns out Kenya was present-day reacting to some shit Quad said a hundred years ago that she wasn't pressed to respond to then. She's not a good actress for a reason. You can't be both nonchalant and big hurt, that ain't how unbothered works. Shade delivery is as much about humor as it is about being a sniper with the burn. But she can't bring the humor because she ain't past it. Kenya is the sour part of the sour patch kid, she don't show up with band aids and a hug lol. I loved that Quad made her look and sound a whole petty ass for not just coming out and saying you hurt my feelings in 1996. Ain't this how we got to: raggedy relationships? all this wear out your nerves back and forth. Tuh! that'll make you forget a bish is still a beauty queen.

Lol! Now girl you know one of em would've come for that Oscar Meyer coin already. His tattoo philosophy seems to make no sense whatsoever, but so far anyway, it looks like his prophylactic policy is airtight. Tee hee! You know what? You right lovie, you right. I feel like an asshole for remembering that she argued with somebody on site for..? showing up late? But you right though, she did do a completely selfless and genuinely nice thing. Ya'll shady as fuck for waiting for the rest of that sentence ^ lol!

Would you please take a look at this expression. They the same tribe, Beloved. Dennis is a whole muffucah. But he's straight. In Atlanta. He's got a comfortable income, has never been married, she has no other baby's mothers to deal with and nobody to ar'ga with bout dividing this pie. That's a black ass unicorn you looking at. I'm sure it was difficult but believe me she was looking for the opportunity to forgive him. I think Todd's thing with Kaela is she's grown, why does this relationship seem to be so needs-based. He bout to find out for the first time how to sit super still and be a make up guinea pig or spend an hour and a half drinking imaginary tea with teddy bears. Daughters will turn you into a whole punk no matter how old they are I just don't think it's a comfortable place for him today, especially without experience. He wants Kaela to man up and handle it.....I don't know maybe that's the way Sharon raised him. When I see Nene with her life coach I wonder if she looks at that clip and thinks to herself: did I just say I wanna own what I did without having to apologize for it? Looking at Kenya's romantic relationships on screen is uncomfortable. Physically? I can absolutely see why she'd stop traffic. I also know that dudes will entertain some high maintenance bullshit and conceit for the trade off of a Kenya Moore on their arm. But aside from being a genuine guy-level pain in the ass, ya'll she's not a nice person, like ever. Can anybody think of a time she did something totally, altruistically, nice for someone else? I mean the reason she was so put the fuck out that Walter expressed that he would stampede over her if he thought he had a shot with Kandi was because beyond the gorgeousness* of it all, at her core, she is......unkind, unflattering, unnecessarily critical, condescending and naturally combative. Yes I get that your emotions have to be an entire mess if your mama don't like you (and she likes everyone), but I don't think I've ever seen Kenya have a conversation with anyone that didn't end unbecomingly. Ya'll who in the everlasting fuck wants to be exhausted like that for life? So. As shiddy mcgitty as it sounds, I'm here for every time she finna execute a fake ass purse-sob in her lawyer's office. *I'm tryna link this to the show. Imma get yanked in a second lol. In the meantime though, to emphasize the point that gorgeousness and shittiness don't have to be linked, congratulations: Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, Miss Universe, Miss America and Miss World. For the first simultaneous time in history, all black women. blackgirl:

.....7 brothers Girl whhaaaaaat?? You gets an Auntie Pearline church ear pull for this. Gitchoass inna corner! Lol. I don't know who's cuter than the Wades Shady Baby™, Kaavia James Union Wade, right at this very moment but give each of them another year. Kenya's baby looks like an actual doll. You gotta see Shamea's baby showing those 6 lil teeth. PJ is a sweetie but super unexpressive. I'd take a bite outta her cheek if we met.....maybe not, I only bite babies if they bite me first. You know who you sound like don'tchu......? Yeah we saw it just before their wedding. They treat her like a redheaded, well......stephchild. Todd was an asshole. Now he's got experience in parenting so now what? That's not the time to go over and hug/apologize to your daughter? I'd already starting writing, but this gave me the feels. Especially the bolded. I never saw Todd as a golddigger but I think other people's impression that he is/was, especially Kandi's coven, made his approach: I'm proving all of you wrong. Kandi was willing to make sure he signed the prenup that left him with the shirt on his back if they ever break up. I'm not even mad at that, but what he expressed at the time was surprise because it wasn't just about him. It was understood that what she was implying, extended to Kaela as well. Which had to have left him thinking I will not ever, never, forever eva? be in the position to allow her or her family to say see? we knew you was after her dough, ya money grubbing no good ass bum. Meanwhile, he's an independent producer with his own investments that have come from handling the structural, financial aspect of each project she has entered into since they've been together. She's said she doesn't like it when he's away from home (working independently of her) because it keeps him away. You can't have it both ways so she's shitty for this. I ramble, but anyway, the more I think about it, the more I understand his insistence on the separation actually. He should probably explain it to Kaela off camera cause between rejection of Kandi's offers of help and his emotional withdrawal, it looks like he doesn't care about his baby. That would make me sad. I told ya'll last episode I can't muster n'aam piece of sympathy for Kenya. Sow --> Reap. Cynthia: nene blah blah first blah blah Iowncare blah blah Nobody: I like Tanya. She makes yummy looking salad. She's dressed in heels at home for no good gottam reason and sue me, I'm drawn to a bish who can't wait to put on a carnivale crown. Yovanna is definitely the person who recorded Cynthia on the phone. Lol. That's why nobody from the AU wants to acknowledge they knew her. Ole mess-ass.

I'm here for every minute of the sentiment of this. I go back and forth about the execution. On Riley's 16th birthday she posted a gofundme link and then black twitter was like lil girl if you don't git your millionaire mama having ass the entire fuck outta here..... Then Kandi turned it into a whole mill talmbout she was just doing what 16 year olds everywere do on their birthday. A. 4 years ago I had a 16 year old. She never. B. Ain't $40M large in my td simple checking account. Long story story short, she took the link down, The donations of clout chasers whom had already contributed were sent to a charity Riley/Kandi chose. Tuh. Like I said, I do love that like most parents she wants hers to have not only what she didn't but the best they can have. And I'm willing to overlook ^^ this shit here because she also always seeks to include Kayla in a way that almost makes up for Joyce being an asshole about her exclusion. Girl we may have to be okay about the probability that this ship has sailed. That baby don't know how to turn water into ice. Speaking of assholes, Kenya has the worst case of displaced aggression I've ever seen. What was the magic word, energy? Bish run that same vibe back on over to your husband. Look ya'll, I'm only finna feel so bad for this chick. She said when they met, he smooth *acted* unimpressed to meet her, to the point that he left her in the restaurant without so much as a how do you do. That's not aloofosity beloved, he don't kuuuuuur. Andplusalso on behalf of camp double deez, stay your ass outta Forever 21, H&M and/or Vicky's Secret, they not talking to us. I need the housewives to rifle through the diaspora that is the lacefront and full frontal, potentially edge challgened collection. I can see myself in box braids anytime. Eva: "..................good day and enjoy your noodles!" Somebody: That was funny. I don't see any noodles Eva: "they right there on her plate" Bravo Camera 1: close up on Kenya's ramen She also didn't wanna stay on tv through her personal scandal. I think Eric married that other lady. She reminds me of whasshername on RHOP, hincty, basketball player's ex. No Nene is like wearing Nicoderm. Every day is easier until one morning you're like....I used to smoke? Porsha looked lovely talking to her mom. I still wanna know where everybody going everyday that a body con dress looks normal. Not to speak on anybody's behalf. I would think the reason SUVs aren't advisable for new/young or even not young but first time drivers is because a car with a naturally higher and less stable center of gravity is not what a demographic known for impulsive decision making/behavior should drive. And by that I don't mean she doesn't "deserve" a porsche or what not, I mean kids in fast cars, drive fast. It's not a smart thing to aid, nevermind in the category of car that will tip over if you don't know what you're doing taking a corner. The technicalities aside, I {{popscolla}} tested a couple Cayennes over the summer. The field of vision sucks (it's very narrow) so why make it harder for a teen to see? Lissen don't mind me, I need for my child to know what a blind spot is even if her car beeps and talks and shit. I like Kandi. She seems to want her kids to have real and practical experiences and she wants them to have the best of everything. Those can look oppositional. I did pregiggle when she said you have the life.....I swear I was waiting for her to say "of Riley" - me, screaming at the tv: how are you not gonna finish that punny!!!! While I'm still working in the Department of Knowitalls, landlords (in NY anyway) don't have to provide a fridge, but if they do, it'll be just a fridge. It ain't finna tell you you outta milk or nothin. Now you know she wasn't just put out at the inconvenience of no icemaker, she said, um, where do I get ice? Lawd. Dammit, I guess I can stop calling myself siddity, my fridge doesn't have an ice maker in the door, it's in the freezer lol! Nevermind regular square cubes, they need to teach this child how to get everywhere on the island by subway.

This needs to stop. Today. Ya'll know how I feel about involving children in grown folks business. Or even children who are grown folks in grownier folks business. You changed this baby's diaper, let an 18 year old be 18. Shit. Husbands: "raise your hand if [you think] Frank is banging Delores" Husbands: Zdub: Frankie Fitness Lunk: "She's not gonna accept an apology, she's a female attorney, they have to have the last word" Also, just known as: an attorney. When I see Margemama, all I can focus on is the face parentheses. Look, we all gone get there but if these dig into ya mouth corners, pull back on the make up. You and your daughter can't both be 55. Somebody close by was cutting onions when Margie described still being affected by feelings of abandonment in her childhood. It might not be the most abusive kind of neglect, but it does go to show that, man kids will bounce back from damn near anything. I couldn't figure out if they were just taking apartment tours for the hell of it or what. Just build a guest house in the back and write it off as an office. Am I missing something? Jackie's black hose and bobby pins and Jennifer's dangling participle of an eyelash.

I started to say let's Zapruder it. But according to whomever celebliveupdate is, now that they are out of tax debt, between Eugene's salary and hers, they cooooould pay for the architect, the plot and the mortgage in under two years. I laughed at the description of Toya as being "committed" to the series. Tuh! she's making $1.2M gross a year and I'm not sure she finished high school. Sheeeiiiiiid, eva-ree-singletime Bravo called I'd answer the phone like hellohellohello! can you hear me now? https://celebliveupdate.com/married-to-medicine-cast-net-worth-and-salary-wiki-bio-spouse-dating-married/ 3. complete and absolute shittiness. Jackie was the one person on this show I could say in mind, with certainty would never do/say [fill in this blank]. She was my MTM litmus. The thing I love about Damon is how fun he is on the low. But Crush Groove '19? Bruv. You outweigh Scott by a good 2 Butterballs and you're 50. What good is the penthouse suite...in traction? So, 34?

The baby's middle name is Doris? I don't know what a Doris looks like but I don't picture Brooklyn's face when I think of one. That's Bethenney. ba-dum-bum. I've known mothers to be "jealous of the baby" that's how I've heard outsiders articulate what is probably, more accurately the way drivethroo describes it - jealous of the attention that was formerly theirs to take for granted being lavished on the baby. Honestly it's more commonly felt the other way around since initially moms are doing a heavier percentage of the doting (says me). @LibertarianSlut "he's just not that into you" Like, at all. They must skip the part of the ceremony where anybody present objects to this union, in St. Lucia, because for why would Marc go through with it, he can't muster up one iota of steam for this woman. Son? you married a Miss USA and ain't got no fux? Ya'll that would mess my mind up for life. Men get slapped turning around to look at me and the once't in a while when I see the one I wound up with, all he cares about is his omelet? Just gawn and take me, Je-sus. I started to think maybe he was just uncomfortable in front of a camera but he's reluctant about all of it, including, but not limited to looking at his wife. I know why she did it. Why'd he? Kandi please go head and get over surrogacy. Dr. Jackie explained the whole thing. Your egg, big ole Waterhead's sperm, another carrier. Quit calling it weird, you chose this method. Shit. Nene can miss me with God working on her and a simultaneous tiddy shake. Well bitch, he ain't through with you yet, have a seat. I pray your "friends" tell you to go kiss the entire crack a' they ass in Jesus' name. Q'gonk! Porsha made me laugh because: first time moms. Folding baby clothes. Lol!!! You can tell when somebody's first baby is 8 weeks old. Lemme see that closet after she turns 1. Is it really this serious to be wife'd up? The audience reaction at Bravo Con made me look at them weirdly. Lol. Zolciak coming out was supposed to be the mic drop moment. Girl, I guess.

https://www.medievaltimes.com/plan-your-trip/lyndhurst-nj/index.html I'm Elle Woods in real life. Not. far. away. enough. Lemme know if the link opens up.

Lmao!!!! at which point it may actually be true. For the reason it sounds like it should have. Take the baby, don't take the baby, but she sounded like a complete fucking idiot basing their consideration on whether or not this is his *whole* sibling. It's his sibling, dumbass. <-- Ooooh look another statement tee lol lil Wilder's 17th birthday, this is where she wanted to go. She and the gaggle absolutely loved it. My feelings were mixed. The food was shockingly much better than I had anticipated (but still about a 6.5 outta 10), I liked that the kids were laughing their assess off from the excitement of the joust, but would I go back? nuh uh. It's just my personal belief that horse shit, hay, javelins and cornbread don't mix. I loved GOT on tv, near my plate? I'm good. Tipped that lady 50% for the indignity of being referred to (by other castledwellers) as a wench. Yeah yeah yeah, historical accuracy, but she's wearing a name tag and you're holding an iPhone, please call her Joanne. Not sure how to feel about D'eandra. Hasn't she known her mama long enough to foresee this position? Considering that she was asking for more responsibility and decision making power at work and finally got it, is this really (behaviorally) a surprise is what I'm asking. Did you catch the preview of them on a samlor and somebody is singing what must be an actual song? (because her seat partner joins in) the lyrics of which go something like: "we're in Thailand, where everybody gets a baby elephant" I feel like if Stephanie can deal with Travis' exhausting ass, Kam should cause her no agitation whatsoever. Butt sex. Now, drink!

In addition to the type of cases the Supreme Court even reviews for consideration, one of the other things I wish someone would say to Gia is that this is not how naturalization works. At all. I was curious as to what Tre's WWHL response to Andy was going to be when he asked if she was gonna write to 45 on Joe's behalf. I looked at my screen like if she says she's gonna get in touch with the white house is Andy gonna be the one to tell her that an actual matter of constitutional debate right now is whether or not the gov't will allow the nearly 1 million law abiding dreamers who "came into this country when he was one year(s) old" to stay? and b) she knows how to write a letter? Because we're studying the wrong pair of cheeks. This chick has had 5 decent looking, wealthy fiances in a row. In. A. Row. ya'll. The crazy is upfront, the emerging market plastic surgery is apparent and yet. She has gotten to keep five Harry Winston stunnas (says me). Say what we will, the girl knows how to make that tootsie roll. Note to self, check Walmart $1 bin for "tha book". Nope. lol!! Gurrrrl. Did you hear what I said about a tootsie roll? Let's think of this another way. What is the term used to describe a woman with a bangin ass body but whom is not facially attractive? Right, she's called a buttaface. How/why did that come to be a term with assigned meaning? Yeah, men. Please excuse the generalization, but when it comes to their top priority, in the moment, literally, nuttin else matters (don't go back, I meant it lol). Faces are for dudes who wanna fall in love. It's somehow even shittier than it sounds. The former friend didn't have the balls to throw the food herself, she told a minion (I wanna say Gabriella said, the girl's boyfriend* was directed to do it). Horrifying. Like march my ass up to the school, sneak into the bathroom, wait all day crouching tiger hidden dragon style, fight a child, horrifying. How she described it? Ya'll. When a baby sheds a lone, fat, Glory-tear? Oh my God. That's somehow worse to me than if they shoulder shake sob. A fair number of us here are parents, what, if anything, would ya'll do about this? Half of me thought: I'd ask the moms over for coffee and see if they even knew what was happening and find out if we could help the girls solve it. The other half of me was like fuck em, you don't ever want to be friends with a bish who could *Carrie* you with a carton of chocolate milk. I'm nonchalant about most of these people, but I'm being for real, that was hard to watch. Especially because Gabriella's the only one of Jennifer's children I don't think is an asshole. *{{IKEA commercial mom-narrator voice}} boyfriend? isn't 11 the 6th grade? Who authorized this??