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Now girl you slid into that man's whole IG and told him you can give him what he want. Do that. He wants to be catered to like a grown ass baby. He wants you to be at home in an apron when he walk through the door. He wants you to fcuk them greens up like Roydell and Alverstine do. He wants you to come up with as many different kinds of ways to say fuschia as you wont to. Unlimited funds, you can dress that man in a sill-ass salmon colored suit (he'll even let you pronounce the L), and serve ribs and baked beans down to the venue. He. Don't. Curr. To such an extent that ain't nothing stopping you from taking all his shit after the fact. And since you're kind of unabashed about this checkbook and you came down to the brides r' us and stepped out a 2019 double R, widebody, whatchu gone do? They don't have to move, she isn't having a baby before the ceremony.....what exactly is it that a bride is gonna be stressed about that can't be solved with cash? I wish tf I would meet a childless bachelor MD who let me run loose with his ATM card and didn't want to be involved in the plans. There'd be at LEAST 2 camels and a bouncy castle! Girl good day! Gawn and call a caterer, a hayride company, the Atlanta Metropolitan something or other and whoever makes your balloon rainbows and shutcho goof ass up.

That's what I thought but his name wasn't a two-parter starting with John. Because Ada won't marry without Agnes' approval. Last season when Ada's old boyfriend showed up, Agnes clocked him from the door. She was cruel and dismissive, but she was also right. She got him alone in the parlor on some I understand you've come to ask my sister's hand in marriage....you should know she don't have any cash. Then we saw the smoke in his coattail. This. I was gonna call it garden variety microaggression mixed with flat out jealousy. I think it's an actual skill set to display this brand of racism so that the subject of your ire is typically the only one to see it accurately. Yeah Armstrong's mean and ornery and genuinely doesn't like Peggy, but she has no reason to dislike her. Everyone else thinks she's just "picking on" her, that's why the other servants are all: girl stop being an asshole, Peggy's just trying to help you. Armstrong knows that. If you'd rather take the chance of not finishing your work (in that era) than having a black woman help you finish it, you racist as shit lol. It just isn't loud. The coffin closer is she knows that Agnes admires Peggy. A thing Armstrong will never have, which is a special twist of the knife considering the ingratitude in the dynamic she has with her mother.

Yes, we did. In one of the lurks, as she's standing on the steps about to go into her foyer, she whirls on him and says something like hey perv, I've peeped you stalking me. Who are you and what do you want? He introduces himself with the name we all know him by, then tells her what his name used to be. Then you see a look of recognition on her face. She recoils and it gets hazy for me after that. I don't know if she picks up her floofy petticoats and runs or says something to him. My memory really wants to say she told him not to ever darken her doorstep again or some gone with the wind shit. Either way, she knows who is otherwise the dinner scene where she tells her husband that bald guy from dinner with the gravy boat? Yeah bro, that's my dad. She is young still, so she presumably would not have recognized his face from memory.

And this concludes today's attempt at keeping near the cross. 😆

Mariah's husband? shit, now I have to ff rewatch. For a hot second I thought you were referring to Phaedra's sons who were somehow frozen in my mind at 18 months and 4 years old. Ohmigosh they're still so cute! and somehow, not in a good way lol. A check is check. I don't know if he was ever doing his reputation any good but falling in love with self admitted golddiggers 15-20 years his junior is a tough image to improve. I'll give it to her for confidence though. I think my booty is formidable. And I'd like my fiance to describe it similarly. I doubt very much, that I'd meet his friends for the first time, let alone host them and open the door in coochie cutters.......with tassels. Say what you will about Quadrafinka Webb, she would have never. Andplusalso, chafing dishes and a butler would've been involved. Even at a hoe down. Teneasha and Keneasha. Why do people do this? It's gone be a long season Yeah, it wasn't cool. They got in their own lil world there for a minute. But if you don't want chatter about your man's ex at your engagement party, you should probably host it at a venue that's not the house where he lived with her. I'm only here to see the fight that Keneasha and Heavenly inevitably get into and whatever embarrassing thing Phaedra's boyfriend does. She didn't even finish saying he's from Nigeri....before I said: in 5...4...3... Shoutout to Nia Long. In hot ass Atlanta. Yeah Phaedra's a co owner of the place. I know that wasn't your point. It's not politically correct, but that's not her priority. If it don't make dollars, it ain't making cents. Pressuring your baby to go to a school near home cause you finna have trouble with it is concerning.

I'm took. ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I mean it could be a goose, respectfully, their quacks sound similar. Who's to say what their walks look like, have you ever really paid attention to a goose's walk? You don't even really know IF the goose can walk, you've never even seen his feet up close like that! Robyn see how dumb words sound when you just spit em out all random and shit? my delivery's gonna sound shitty but I don't mean it: cause he keeps cheating. The story she told in her own defense about telling him to get the fuck out? then, because they know her, her friends were like: well did he leave? and she let out a giggle and said no. I didn't know whether to giggle with her or spike-lee-hands-up the whole situation. All I got is what gets said when you find out the prom queen's been strung out since high school: pretty girl, damb shame. Handbasket's pulling up so I'll make it quick. Thankfully they've grown into their faces, cause, ::smoothsskirt:: well. We didn't know which way this was finna go. On the sales floor baby, ain't no other ones in the back. All God has, are the ones that are *out*. OT: is anybody having trouble getting the gifs file to load? I can't see naan one of em.

That intervention with Robyn was painful. I legit wanna know how nobody asked this: the lady from Canada - you have a boyfriend who lives here, right that’s the whole reason you came to Maryland, a professional athlete, seven figure income earning boyfriend, but Robyn’s husband paid for the hotel room? Seriously, the level of humiliation and degradation she is willing to go through to try to keep this family together when this man is a chronic infidel who does not give one fuck about her feelings, is wild. That man played in Robyn’s face all of season, whatever it was when they were living together and he had a whole girlfriend, played the entire time since, talked to her crazy, and I don’t remember him being on more than one reunion. Both of them are emotionally no more mature than the age at which they met and it’s heartbreaking to watch. When 3 women in your immediate friend group, including your best friend, who’ve been cheated on say girl you sound dumber than raisins in potato salad, you really need to listen to not only what they’re saying but what they’re risking by saying it. Gizelle right. We too old for this shit. Shoutout Danny Glover.

Trying to support your "I don't get angry" argument while being completely off the rails batshit is hilarious. Andy could've used that as a teachable moment to define irony. Brynn might be right about the other women being scared of her. They seem to go to lengths not to point out the thing that makes her dead ass wrong. Jenna apologizes twice. First for saying she was Team Erin. No apology necessary. Even if you hadn't sympathized with Erin up until that point, Ubah forced our hand, by taking an annoying practical joke and escalating it to a physical altercation. She told somebody don't confuse [________] for assertiveness. Nah bitch, assertion is a hands-free sport. I think the thing Ubah wants to get across is quite literally getting lost in translation. She sounds like she wants to let everybody know: don't think I won't scrap just because I look *like this*. But she doesn't have Brynn's "charm" or Jessel's sarcasm or Jenna's humility for it to land facetiously. I mean you not supposed to take your own shit talkery seriously, that's just weird. That was Jill Zarin's problem. Secondly and for the umpteenth gottam time, Jenna said she had no idea that cameras were gonna be at her place when she asked Ubah to come over. Each time Jenna starts this sentence (in explanation, not defense) Ubah talks on top of her in the middle of it to say, your team should've told me. This calls for a Pacino-whisper: bitchlookame, closely. If you're as fabulous as you believe, it shouldn't matter if we see your first thing in the morning face. Nobody told you to leave home without concealer. There's a mirror in the bathroom, go in there and say it's my own damn fault. Then come gimme a hug, sitchoass down and direct this shoot, we have a busy morning. Girl I'm back there with you at: Why are they apologizing to this nut job? Then I gotta listen to Andy woo woo woo her ass about how the phone "incident" was triggering. First of all, it's a phone. b. you left it. c. you wasn't hardly thankin bout that family chat if you got out the van without it. 4. chile you done lost your mama, wandered the Mojave with your entire family, got to a continent whose language you still don't speak, don't know naam soul you're not related to and what's triggering is this phone shit? Let me out the chat! Lol! I think she's saying that, theoretically, this feature wouldn't inform anyone that the owner of the phone is ok or alive, only where their phone last was. Additionally, what wasn't said was two things: in order to find your phone, the Find My feature has to already be toggled on by the time your phone's lost and your phone must be linked to the device you're pressing that feature on or you have to know how to find it through the cloud. ::throws hands up:: the craziest part is this nootella has the audacity to tell another castmate "I wish you had just said that". Put a lil Ritalin in her banana pudding. Why didn't Andy ask the obvious follow up to Brynn's popoosal answer - they've all proposed after we broke up.......mkay, but you've also accepted. Is it me? Jessel might care a little too much what the other women think. I've never seen Sai and her husband kiss and Erin is sent into a tizzy by the word divorce. These are not wives whose judgment should bother her.

😂💀😂 1. Fake feminism 2. Petit fours and crudite thinly veiled as “meals” 3. Shushing 4. Federal poverty line maxes out at $19.99 5. Tribeca is snoozy and she signs it: bitch, fight me.

Gir-LUH!!! It went on for longer than the Great muffucin Flood, Charlie Brown. 41 days and 41 nights. My inner travel nerd wants to call that technically 42 days but ya'll get it. The shiddiness of it all? When they showed the picture of her as a little girl, I giggled loudly from the anticipation, but then....I really didn't see it. And I was trying to see it. I said okay she has a diamond shaped face and straight hair that accentuates its narrow profile. Baby if you grow up in NY and don't know how to read a bitch by the time you're mitzvah'ed, just say that. How old is Erin, like 34? She could've shut down her tormentor with an imaginary fault he had. "Not you talking mess bout these Kate Moss cheekbones I'll have all my life, meanwhile nobody ever told you sit ups are free. Tuh!" Cry in the bathroom or your locker door or whatever, but in the meantime? Finish Him! Between this and her most "embarrassing" baby on a plane moment, I said stop telling people you grew up in New York, 12 year olds from round here ride the subway alone cause they're fuckin savage lol. I wish dafaq I would call one of my parents with: so and so snatched my glasses off my face because I pulled a prank on her. My daddy would've said and she ain't baldhead yet? That move was wild as shit. I understood Ubah being pissed, but the physical escalation that followed when Erin said she heard her name, was begottamyond. In the culture (and I know that whether she gets the phrasing correct or not, she's been here long enough to understand colloquialisms) when you physically advance on someone in a move that cannot be interpreted as anything other than hostile, that's referred to as a run up. Now, as a general principle, en masse, culture of origin notwithstanding, black folks have a very Newtonian, reciprocal philosophy about the initiation of conflict1 We've even got an all encompassing description for it: Consequences and Repercussions (capitalization intented). To whit, the proper and complete conclusion of that phrase is: say it with me congregation: Run up...get done up. That should be self explanatory, but if not, the basic tenet is: for every action, there is an equal and similarly grimy reaction. Try me at your own risk. 1 See August 5, 2023 Mollywhop, ref. Montgomery, Alabama Later when Ubah conceded to having been "aggressive, not abusive" I head cocked. Either way, putcha hands on me one more gain, I'mma Nair your eyebrows off while you sleep. For the record Erin, that's a prank. I'm not sure why she was so put out. Jenna and I are the same age. Which is certainly old enough to biologically have a 36 year old child. Last date I went on was with a dude who's 57. He asked if I had kids, I said she's an adult, 23, but yes. He said ah, my grandson is 19. Some real quick, impolite math and my thought bubble said: you had a baby at 19....who had a baby at 19....and that baby is 19. I mean. So....you're on track to be a greatpawpaw by the time you're 60? Anyway, I couldn't figure out if Jenna forgot how old she is or just doesn't know how old Brynn is. She also doesn't have any fat in her face so 55 can look unforgiving up close and Brynn looks like an earlier thirties than 36 (to me).. It might be only slightly and debatably less inflammatory but Ubah did say "you Americans" not "you white people", which as mentioned, wouldn't contextually really make sense addressing Jessel or Sai. I can't remember if she was arguing about fragility, sensitivity or the scary/angry black woman thing, but she even brought up Brynn's dual-ethnicity to help make her point. I also think it's natural, even if a little delusional, to describe where you/your family is from in fantastical terms. My family's African on both sides and I've only ever heard it described Zamundishly to non-Africans. Most likely to overcompensate for global perceptions that paint the the continent unfavorably because of the negative but real connotations that are associated with third world economies. How she grew up while still there would also impact her definition. One set of social security checks had my middle class parents living like royalty in South Africa once the conversion was done. All that aside, there are parts of it that are physically breathtaking. Madagascar, the Seychelles, Kenyan plains, the Sahara, etc. It's her paradise. But, stigma, which is how/why nationals of Egypt and Morocco will tell you quick they're not African. Nother story for nother day lol. Now I just talked all that shit and the first time I saw a giraffe up close (in Jackson, New Jersey) and he left juicy mouth goo all over my closed car window, I threw up. Lol! Jessel and this list is laying me out. Baby, you got a spreadsheet that not only lists the original offense but articulates your feelings as a hypothetical response? oooh girl, how dreadful. Say that shit with your chest in the moment or swallow it, but to Dear Diary the argument? MA'AM?! I'm embarrassed lol!! Oooooh I wanna pull up and stunt on em at the Shoprite so bad, swerve into the parking lot in my pink pastel oversized doorless golf cart. That shit was fiyah! Wouldn't last 14 minutes in my neighborhood.

Brynn doesn't bother me the way she does ya'll. That: flip-my-hair-as-I-twerk-in-the-mirr'r that passes for personality covers up a girl (says me) whom it makes her uncomfortable to show to anyone. There've been several times when it looks like we'll get to see it.....when she's telling the story of childhood abandonment, when she's being a little winsome with what's his name at the shishipoopoo car dealership and the conversation about egg preservation/the prospect of motherhood. Then just as she's being all open, she either trails off, stops talking altogether or brings goldie hawn back out. I just want one of em to be like....so yeah girl tell us what it's like being bi-racial but lowkey passing cause everybody thinks you're an olive skined wh'ite wh'oman? (tm Stewie). Bitch you a whole fly on the wall in New York City and you don't have any words bout how it has impacted you personally? Okie dokes. I would've really appreciated it If Erin and Sai could've just made the point that they have definitions of struggle (and for that matter, providing actual food) that differ from Jessel's so they could get THEE fuck on with the rest of our episode. Least I know down to Jessel and her mama house, sis gone eat. I like what she said about Tribeca, if for no other reason than it bothered the cowballs outta Erin. I wouldn'tve described it as up and coming, but it's one of the only parts of Manhattan that doesn't have a discernible identity (to me). Metropolitan version of tofu. Anyway, shid, if all you need to be considered rich, fancy and privileged is a British accent, lemme go get mine back lol. Are we sure Sai is a fashionista/influencer/blogger, etc.? Everytime I see her come in the room like tah-dah! shit you not, I yawn. Jenna on the other hand is a whole style vibe. Now in my style-mind she could be Diane Keaton, in that It's not my style, but it's timeless and flattering and looks like stuff I would pay for if I dressed like that and could afford it. An episode or two ago, Sai pulled some shoes? boots? out of a box that she was all oh these are the shit about and I told the tv, teevee, I no longer know the meaning of the phrase the shit or the word influencer, because {{WakandaVoice}} my guy, what are those? At first I thought Erin was gonna be all cool, now she's all, you know, uncool. I'm pretty sure the chin stroking emoji doesn't replace the words: Ubah I have your phone, be right down. But, tf do I know, I'm a grown ass woman. Ubah is striking but I'm not sure what to make of her personality yet. I do enjoy that she's a direct communicator though. Jenna's too good for the likes of them and p.s. girl, being picked up off the floor by Ralph Fiennes is a muthafuckin flex! You bet not ever tell that story in the embarrassing category again. Shit should've been followed by a pony tail swish, shoulder shimmy, neck bounce, something.

Kandi was hella hostile this reunion. A ton of cursing, more goof-ass facial expressions than usual. She was in a mood from jump though. In those little pre show snippets, she said "who chose these rooms?" Girl how long is you finna be in a dressing room that you already complaining. One of my besties whom I've known for 20 years gets fuckin mean outta nowhere. For some stupid ass reason she doesn't remember to bring a ziploc baggie of snacks. So I do it. It's not rocket science if you or your crew are a walking snickers commercial, somebody needs to be in charge of snacks. Damn. I probably won't ever go as far as to say I like Kenya. However, at several points, I found her shockingly reasonable here. Even though she countered, she didn't keep pressing the point when Sanya said she didn't call her when she lost the baby. I didn't know I was holding my breath right then until she let Sanya get the last word. Then when Ralph came out, she lowkey convinced Drew to engage with maturity and civility. That was nice. Finally when she found herself alone out there with Ralph and she tried in vain to get him to see that he is, in fact, a piece o' shit, she conveyed one fraction of Drew's objection which, he thankfully did not have a response to. She was calm and rational and.....normal. I'm scared. Am I the only one who thought she had fenty highlighter in her right ear? p.s. Ken, no to whatever was happening with your bosom. The double and triple letter community are here to tell you there's no under a mountain, love. There's a peak and there's the fuckin bottom lol! Drew needs a whoopin for several reasons. Not the least of which happened off camera. Ya'll if my fictional husband told me he's had his dick sucked all over the world, I'mma call whoever Ivana Trump's lawyer was before that fool is done talking his shit. ON camera, he left without letting you know where he was going, stayed his ass gone for 50 hours, came back and didn't say shit except how was your weekend? Bay-bey. Ralph, meet my boyfriend, Carl. Carl, this is my husband Ralph. We gone heaux together or we gone be faithful together, oh but we matches energy up in here. And since we keeping it all the way greazy, why, yes, I do believe in unlawful evictions. You'll find your things inside the uhaul at the end of the block. No need to return the keys, they're N/A. Did Courtney say her father's sister was married to Ralph's Uncle? K. ya'll still need name tags at the family reunion. {{airkarate}} girl, if you don't gitcho goofy ass on. Marc and his bitch ass Motions. Meh. The description of that is the Kenya I know. I'd think the court has a higher standard of the child's well being than a castmate kicking a hotel room door. But, whatever. Sheree and Kandi and this newsletter tickled. I agreed with Kandi, I think Sheree had some help with reads, she was doing ok......until the resale discussion and Kandi was like the difference is I'm not a "designer" claiming to make and sell original products. D'oh! Atlantuh? Ya'll really paying 10x the markup for that same slinkass reynolds wrap jumpsuit I got balled up in my closet? Tuh! The way I was hoping Courtney was gonna close the door on Drew's sister so her namaste was gone snap in half? I said, shut it, shut it, Courtney close the door, I wanna see a dragging. I might just have to admit that I miss Porsha. I hope all the vendors Sheree owes cash to, watched this and ran to small claims.

You're being kind lol. She might not look old, but she damn shole don't look 5 years younger than either of them. She's a year older than Kandi who could easily pass for 35 (to me). I'm used to very infrequent exceptions to black not cracking, but when I think of her history/childhood, I kinda have to give Marlo a pass.

Ignore/forgive me if you're referring to something else. The booty-pooching pants I kept looking at have been all the rage since the start of the pandora. The answer to your question is: {{KeithSweatvoice}} no-bodddeeeyy. Nobody, baby. Either she knocked off China or China knocked off Sheree, but Jeff Bezos only wants nineteen american dollars for em. Shonuff will make you look like you draggin a wagon though. https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Ribbed-Yoga-Active-Leggings/dp/B07YD1T7ZN/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1A8W008QZTYA&keywords=waffle+leggings+for+women&qid=1683570372&sprefix=waffle+leg%2Caps%2C86&sr=8-2 If pressed I think she'd say "I never said I still get mine, I said Sheree doesn't get hers"......cause she's a bitch...and thas how bitches talk. I was only half paying attention, but Courtney might be this season's Yvonna. Her thing was: I didn't tell Dina (the *associate* Kandi and Courtney have in common) that we were friends, I told her that we knew each other....because we've met before. Kandi said yeah we've met, but that doesn't make us friends. I wouldn't necessarily remember you like that because we've met one time. Courtney came into that situation with her ass on her shoulders a little tiny bit, because, (I think) she was annoyed that Kandi had expressed her annoyance, when they had, in fact, met before. Kandi was annoyed (I think) because (i) I don't think she properly heard/acknowledged Courtney's explanation and (ii) when Courtney elaborated on the conversation, her (Courtney's) tone elevated. Ya'll know Kandi is tone sensitive but stay the first one to do the shaky cry. Speaking of which... Breaking down while telling her girlfriends Todd is making her look like the problem for not being available to him. She stays driving me crazy for how long it takes her to take accountability for some shit. She describes it as him constructing his career, time and endeavors around her and the kids' schedule for years. She said that. He took abuse that he wasn't required to take, designing and managing businesses to make her family successful. Now he wants to pursue something outside of Kandi Buruss Enterprises and he asked her for her input. Not money, not brand recognition, he wants her time and opinion. If that's what it is, {{Mauryvoice}} sis, you are the problem. Suck them tears up, he wants the same thing ya'll baby want. btw, while we on tribes. I'm completely fucking lost as to Ralph describing Drew's absence thusly: "she had a family emergency." Who gone tell him? Not Shein? The toxicity! LOL! You don't know how badly I wish it worked that buying a celebrity's line of stuff helped you look like they do in it. Sheeiiiiit the way I'd've already shut. skims. down? Tuh! Sheree doesn't want a partner. At 50-something it takes 4 conversations or less to get down to the ruut. She wants arm candy fuck boys. To wit... got 'eem. Kandi, Marlene Dietrich ain't talking to us, know when to say no. I liked Kenya's wig, just not on her. This crew finna gobble Courtney up. I miss goof-ass Cynthia and Porsha.

It eventually played for me because like an idiot, I never picked another thumbnail, changed the channel, nothing. I just finished my taxes and giggled loudly as Bravo, Hulu, Blockbuster and Cheesecake Factory, collectively tweet-dragged Netflix for the filthy hooer she is. Annnnyhooo. Snoozer. Jackie's a frizzy headed slick mouth bish with an unjustifiably inflated sense of self. I wanted Marshall to say or do or mime just one satisfyingly rude thing when he was speaking directly to the camera, but alas, class act n' all. I wish somebody had given Zack and Bliss a stack of napkins cause baby they gobbled Irina up for lunch aint they? Hee!!! Kwame and Chelsea....yawn. This girl so happy to have any ole piece of dude to call her husband, I just... He lost me with the Alex/Kwame thing. Was his point: I'm intro'ing myself as Alex, because if I say my name is Kwame, whomever is on the other side of that wall will automatically know I'm black and I don't wanna taint the process? Bruh ok. I just want the answer to this - if you and Micah had come to the realization that your connection was ending, why did you sob when (yes Vanessa, Micah told Kwame) she said ya'll should see other people? Ness, why ain't you ask him that? This dude had to be James Brown-draped in a full duvet because he was bent at the waist, wracked in sobs. Tuh! Micah. Now this is where it gets a little tricky for me. Even upon playback. Micah doesn't seem like a full on Plastics to me. Irina yes. But wherever I saw/heard bitchiness break out, somebody (usually Irina) was talking or sniggling or some immature shit and while not shutting it down, Micah seemed like a participant due to proximity rather than full and willing participation. Going so far in one instance as to pretend to have to pee. Now that sounds a little bit like the apathy defense. Either way, is it shitty? Absolutely, yes, but, you and I know, it's levels to it. Hell if I know, but what was the advantage to choosing anybody? She didn't want Paul but she didn't want Amber to have him? One of these Lacheys is an EP or Creator or something, that explains the continuation of this debacle. Bring us Cam and Lauren, dammit! I need folks who know to ask the shit we wanna know. Brett and Tiffany are Disney cute. I feel like a heretic for saying this but there's something, an undercurrent of something that won't allow me to all the way trust that girl. Nancy, if you're listening, Zack and Marshall are waiting for you at the bullet dodging kiosk. As long as none of these people ever sing again......like, ever. I'm good.

Can we Zapruder this some more? There was also a bit about the door being closed. When each of them was telling their story (I think Chris to Candiace and Gizelle to Karen) I couldn't remember if this was the point of disagreement or whether it was: which of them suggested they go to her room (I think this was it because Candiace made him repeat this fact). Either way, they're not cool enough for Gizelle to have said that to Chris? Not that she was obligated to, it just seemed a contrived and premeditaded way to get it out there. Candiace stabbing herself in her gut didn't bother me at all to watch lol, if anything I thought she was doing the most by carrying on like that. I told the teevee girl just wait until your actual labor day, you finna look like a pin cushion, all the places they stick you. You didn't misunderstand. He's gaslighting her, as usual. She goes: Michael explained the disadvantages of paying cash for a house and I agreed with him. Bish, whet!!? No loan origination fees, no annual interest and faster closing, yeah, sounds like a legit pain in the ass. I was really hoping Ashley had gone from stereotypical bimbo to a chick who'd actually learned something from dealing with this slick ass dude. The post nup contains an infidelity clause, so maybe that unfortunate shot of his flabby untanned booty is worth something she can start building her own equity with. I think they'll have shared custody sure, but I doubt it'll be equal time - there has to be a primary residence and I think it'll be hers. He wasn't all that geeked about dealing with little kids before they got here. Robyn and Juan. I may be too tone sensitive, but....does anybody see, not only chemistry with them but the sort of genuine "I like you"-ness that's kinda required to marry the same muffucah twice? Everytime he talks to her, she says something in a reasonable tone of voice and then whatever he says sounds like: get away from me with this bullshit Apollo. Just me?

Sooooo {{looks around the room}} nobody else needs more words here? Um, me. I need more words here.

I was today years old when I found that out. Crazy. I think it's dumb, but I believe it. She calls her house a château and, if Kenya's to be trusted, wore a seven thousdand dollar sweater to a house party. Andplusalso, for some reason I still can't figure out, lighting's hella expensive.

lol, he's not alone there.

Can you imagine living in a world and time when men were not just permitted, but expected to have agency over what women did with their own bodi..........yeah alright, just heard it. Withdrawn. And still. Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old first cousin in 1957. R. Kelly married his 14 year old protege in 1994. Not common, but not unheard of. {{shudder}} When Leana came onscreen I audibly gasped. She looked like a baby playing dress up in her mom's closet. Meanwh'ile dad watched from the balcony. Just ewww. Viserys has been king for 10 years? I missed that. In the scene where the Queen tells Rhaenyra to go wash the dragon smell off of her, she looks younger but not from however old she supposed to be now to minus 10 years. Damn you @Constantinople, you're gonna make my pedantic ass look for this on rewatch. And I don't wanna lol. Bruh I can't keep these names straight. Rhaenyra is the princess/heir and Rhaenys is Corlys' old lady? I don't see the tension between Rhaenyra and Matt Daemon lol as sexual, but at a minimum, it's clear he admires the kid's chutzpah. I hope it isn't sexual, not that it ever made a difference, but she's out of his league. Shit, the hooker's out of his league. In a recent interview, Steve Toussaint who plays Lord Corlys commented (hilariously, says me) on the amount of fan blowback about his character's inauthenticity as a casting choice: "They are happy with a dragon flying, they're happy with white hair and violet colored eyes, but a rich black guy is beyond the pale" he also mentioned an overarticulation of the references to wig texture as a frequent complaint. I dunno, locs make sense to me, but the platinum blonde? now, that's weird.

I started to say I'd buy this. Now what am I gonna play it on? lol. YouTube didn't occur to me for an embarrassing length of time. I get that somebody has to play the villain but her degree of assholery strikes me as completely natural. Rawan's montone delivery of "confetti" and Kenya's follow up of: mmmm. Childish, but between the two of em, Rawan is closer to childhood. Btw, is pageant experience synonymous with modelling experience? I mean she made some helpful statements, but not without being a dick unnecessarily. She was right about the casting call, there's no reason it could'nt have been anonymous but wide spread. And free, tons of college kids would be involved just for the exposure and experience. Kenya's still a weird choice as an advisor. An off-camera Zoom with Cynthia and Eva would've made more sense. Kairo doesn't model anymore? Not even for his mom? I did enjoy Kenya's question to Sheree at the party, you're wearing a seven thousand dollar sweater, you don't want to pay your half of the bill? Agreed, Sheree's ideas should be at the developmental point of providing her with passive income. She should've made a ton of opportunistic cash off Who Gone Check Me Boo? alone Apollo's mini rant about Phaedra being unsupportive was delusional considering how many businesses she created in an attempt to keep him occupied. The: I didn't get to see my sons statement. Weird. She told him, Kandi, anybody who asked that she didn't believe in exposing two young black boys to prison. Why would he want them to be there? Ace is a cutie, but I don't see him destined for stardom. Ya'll, why does it cost $700 for somebody to pick up 50 balloons?

awww! sweet, thank you lovie. It's great to "see" all of you, I missed you during the corvid. I'm catfishing, it's an old pic lol

Well, they were acting like babies, but you might be intentionally missing my point in order to make yours. Which is that there are circumstances when reasonable, measured discussion isn't going to stop the barrage because the source is neither reasonable nor measured. Sanya was going high, Ross met them at their level. I do agree that very few women are defenseless, I don't agree that they should be required to defend themselves alone, but mileage varies.

I don't mind being in the minority, I like Sanya. I like that she stands on what she says and there doesn't appear to be a grey area. Her position from jump was: yes I'm your host but the primary reason for me to be here is to work. So ain't nobody finna worry about personal morning invitations or how you get where you were supposed to already be because, despite Kenya's twitter claim about editor antics and the fact that we see you lollygagging in the same outfit you were in when you claim editors were playing games, that lady said the night before: you are all welcome to come with me tomorrow. The bus is leaving at 9:30. So on day 1, when I waited an extra 10 minutes for the last tardy bitch to sashay her way over to this iFit-provided and scheduled van, that you still weren't on, and I called you and you stallling our start time taking selfies of the beach n' shit for 45 more minutes before deciding you weren't gone make it, I'll be gottam'd if on day 2 I'm standing around with fux to give about your whereabouts or your feelings. I said I was working and I told you what time we were rolling out. Now Kandi is the only person who could've explained this to Kenya as she doesn't play bout her committments, this heffa was on the phone on the lazy river, but if so, no conflict. Nevertheless, classifying it as an "uninvitation", whatever the fuck that is, is choosing to be offended. I'm here for every bit of Ross, literally standing up for his wife. You know that thing the chirren do when you've been telling em to knock something off that's wearing out your last dangling participle of a nerve and they either ramp it up or continue la-la-la-la-la'ing in your face? But then their father comes into the room, stands real still, lowers his voice an octave and says the same thing? They get their whole lives together, post haste don't they? I don't expect this to be a popular viewpoint, but there are, unfortunately, circumstances where some bass in the room is gone be the only thing that shuts the conversation down. Kenya and Sharee were not only cross talking each other, but when Sanya tried to, unnecessarily, explain why she left without them, they wouldn't let her get a word in. Meanwhile, the bottom line was, as the timeline showed, it was their own fault, but when has that ever stopped housewives from being wrong and strong? How about, before that on the way to dinner, Sanya apologizes to Sheree for making her feel excluded? What? The teevee and I were clapping when Ross stood up. The women who hollered the loudest about that are also ladies whose husbands either have not, or would never, vigorously come to their defense, so there's that. Aggression is the trigger word Kenya uses to deflect accountability. Her "I feel attacked" nonsense stops, then redirects the content of the "aggressor's" outburst. Unless of course, the man in question is Brandon, coming to her defense. Kenya likes to out/overtalk, I think she thinks of it as a winning strategy or something. That's another thing I like about Sanya, she aint finna fight to get her point across. The argument is about what it's about, she's not gone get off track (hey ya'll see what I did there lol) with shit that "we already resolved". That's why she couldn't come up with more examples of Kenya's nonsense, she's not a harborer. Now me, I'm a petty bitch, I would've told her: you've been late to two of my events before, without apology. You hung up the phone on me when I invited you to this trip, before I could say that "couple" is defined as whomever you'd like to bring as your guest. Didn't apologize for that or the GTFOH said under your clothes. You know how you feel about having been Miss USA? I feel the same way about having won medals representing both my cultures. But everytime you get a chance you wanna say some low key slick shit about my accomplishments yet stay demanding apologies for how you think I've mistreated you as a friend on the strength of what you going through. Bitch, please. I haven't been anything but gracious to you and your raggedy ass excuses. And no, I didn't get you a cake but I am still somehow the only heffa here who acknowledged and remembered your birthday out loud. I giggled at Sanya asking Marlo to interim host. Everytime Kenya got on my nerves, I'd not only ask Marlo to be in charge, I'd make sure she had a Kenya Moore Hair Care bullhorn. Marlo and Kandi didn't make up, that's Marlo's version. Kandi asked her for some chicken and got it lol. Sheree could've had 3 tshirts out by now. Meanwh'ile, Bitch, I'm worldwide coffee mugs will be available at all of Xscape's remaining 2022 tour dates. Whose in real life friend is Monyetta?