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mmecorday

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  1. Well, then you should have told your mother before you left for Australia, chicken shit.
  2. Can someone give Avery Erika's number? They could have a lot of fun together, I think.
  3. Hi everyone! I think what Varya is saying is that Geoff is not her soulmate, but he could be someone's cellmate somewhere down the line.
  4. Prevailing Wind, so sorry to hear you've been under the weather during all this chaos! Sending you many healing vibes!
  5. Jeanne dear, Joan Crawford allegedly beat her daughter Christina with wire hangers. She didn't end up tipping the scales at 700 pounds.
  6. Still sitting in that chair waiting for her mother to bring her another plate of the home version of a Denny's Grand Slam.
  7. Night, folks. I'll see some of you for the continuing adventures of the Bisexual Girls in Australia.
  8. That pissed me off! I know plenty of single women who have jobs.
  9. Some people look older after they lose a significant amount of weight. Dottie looks much younger.
  10. Cynthia: I don't believe therapy is for me. Also Cynthia: This seven-layer burrito has my name written all over it.
  11. Well, what do you know? Landon didn't need his mama!
  12. They prefer that you wear the hospital gown, but basically you can wear your own gown or pjs as long as the nurse can access an arm for blood pressure cuffs and IVs. The worst are those awful socks with the supposedly no slip bottoms.
  13. Ugh! This scene is reminding me just how much hospital pillows suck.
  14. We have a cat named Dottie. Here she is hittin' the booze again.
  15. Tonight's episode should have been called "Landon Needs His Mama and Cynthia Would Like to Supersize Her Big Mac Meal."
  16. Dottie's got a forehead you could screen "How the West Was Won" on.
  17. This is one of those instances when the Oxford comma is absolutely essential. Otherwise it would have looked like you had broccoli and peach cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream.
  18. I don't remember Cynthia at all. And I thought it said she was having surgery to remove excess skin from her anus.
  19. Hey, everyone! My eating habit tonight was meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans. I used Juggalette Nicole's meatloaf recipe with crushed cheezits. I will not attempt another recipe from a 600-pounder ever again. Hopefully it will be decent for sandwiches.
  20. Caesar's virtual date reminded me of the Tim Meadows' "Ladies Man" sketches on "Saturday Night Live." Was that Courvoisier he was drinking?
  21. Thank you. I am having a horrible day and this made me laugh so hard!!! Can I buy you dinner?
  22. Caesar needs to go on "My Feet Are Killing Me." And there's no way in hell he met Maria. His virtual date was all kinds of weird. The world keeps producing odd people and TLC knows how to find 'em.
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