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"NutriSystem is here for you now." So NurtiSystem is going to help me with my mortgage? Awesome!

The way she keeps tossing that long black hair around, I keep expecting her to sing "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves."

Whoa, she's got the Darcey boobs!

Tim yawning during her appointment is all of us watching this series lately.

She walks down stairs better than I do these days.

Good evening! My eating habit tonight was cheesy broccoli and chicken casserole and cottage cheese and tomato.

I'm getting sick of the pizza places talking about how hot their ovens are. "We bake our pizza in a 1000-degree oven and it's delivered fresh to you in an urn of your choice!"

She's too dumb to know she's being held hostage.

OR, Rose said, "Ed. put this banana in your backpack."

Ash's seminar reminded me of the time on "Newhart" when Michael briefly achieved fame as a self-help guru. "Did you try smiling?" Ed and Stephanie need to become friends and bond over the fact that everything in the world scares them. So now that Stephanie and Erika have taken boomerang lessons and have been in an underwater cage together while surrounded by marine life, including sharks, they're ready for love. All righty then. Varya needs to forget Geoffrey and find a place closer to her mama. Sting once pondered in song if they Russians love their children too. Why, yes they do, Mr. Sumner. Yes, they do. The jeweler's ring selection was quite blingy. I'm sure Baby Girl Lisa would be happy with just a plain old gold band with the words "I will pray for you" inscribed on the inside.

Good night, all! See you next week!

I want Ash to have some kind of "Freaky Friday" experience and wake up at as woman having a period while on the cusp of menopause.

Really? Yolanda is not familiar with reverse image search on the internet? She seems so savvy about things.

You don't know how long I've waited for a no-necked guy with greasy hair to ask me, "Do you want a coconut?"

Once again, Ed and Rose have ordered food and it's just getting cold. This shit really bothers me.

I feel like we're all Stephanie now. Someone coughs and I think, "OMG, do I have it now? Am I going to die?"

What signs was David ignoring? ALL of them!

Is this the season finale?

Ash reminds me of everyone in school who didn't read the book before giving a book report.

Igor seems fun.

Uh oh. Stephanie may be forced to have fun. That's going to make her uncomfortable.

Hey Steph, we have salt lakes in the U.S. too.

Ed's one of those travelers who's not interested at all in experiencing other cultures. He just wants to spend time in a nice hotel room and eat at restaurants that serve American style food.

Has Ed never been around animals?

Usman's the only one I've liked this season. He seems really nice and he has a really sweet smile.