Maharincess

Best one ever was Jessie using caffeine pills on Saved By The Bell. She's so excited....she's so scared.

Now its 5 people the dog has "mauled"?? I thought the dog had bitten 2 people which is bad enough. Who are the other 3 people the dog has bitten?

And her horrid grammar negates calling her anything close to intelligent.

Bubby and Bew Bew? Really? Amber looked high as hell to me in the car scene with her loser cousin. Where are the cousin's kids? Did she lose custody too? She sure does seem to have a lot of free time without them.

Its different if its something that's dedicated to food. I just hate random pictures of people's food along with "sooooo good". Most of the time the pictures of the food look like somebody already ate it.

I'm noticing a lot of non parents lecturing parents about immunization on Facebook. The non parents saying some horrible things about parents abusing their kids by injecting them with poison. I just don't understand how these people can be so mean to each other. I'm all for a debate about things but most of the comments are full of name calling and horrible insults. If I spoke to anybody that way I would feel terrible.

I knew Charlie and Sabrina were still together but I thought the gay couple had split up.

I haven't watched this show in a few years, after watching tonight and seeing the guy repeatedly stealing from his grandpa, I called my kids and told them how proud I am of them.

That sucked. The others sucked too but at least they kept me entertained and watching. This one was just bad. So very bad. I have no clue who played Bart and whoever he is he's young enough to be my son but damn that boy was hot!

Thank you for the suggestions. I've always been underweight and now that I'm wearing a body cast and taking narcotic pain medicine I'm losing even more weight. I'm 5 foot 4 and am hovering right at a hundred pounds. They prescribed me medical marijuana to help my appetite but nothing is really helping right now. The smoothie/shake thing is a good idea. I've looked at protein powders but there are so many different kinds that I just gave up. I'm looking for the full fat and calorie recipes so that when I am able to eat it will count. If that makes sense.

I signed up for Facebook because all of my daughter's friends kept begging me to. I've known them all since they were kids, they all call me Mama B. so if it wasn't for them I would have never joined Facebook. It has put me back in touch with a couple of cousins I haven't seen in years so its not all bad. Some of the comments sections are horrible though. Some of the things people say to each other leaves me in shock a lot of the time. People can't seem to handle opinions that are different than their own and resort to name calling. It gets crazy. I still don't do twitter, instagram or any of that.

Another socail media thing that bugs me is people posting pictures of their dinner. I don't give a crap what you ate for dinner.

When asking for recipes I always ask the person, if they have somebody over for dinner or go to a pot luck type dinner what's the main tbing people ask them to make, then I ask for that recipe. Mine is always, always my macaroni salad. Its so simple and everybody loves it. I've had people tell me they hate every kind of macaroni salad but mine. That's the one thing everybody asks me to make. I need new recipes. I love to cook but it seems like I make the same things all the time. I'm on a mission to gain 25 pounds so I'm always looking for good full calorie recipes.

I'm the opposite of most of you. I love the scented laundry soap and dryer sheets. I only buy Gain soap because I love the smell and I use tropical breeze scented dryer sheets. Of course if anybody in my family had issues with the scents I wouldn't have used them. Its just my husband and I these days and we both like scented stuff. I don't like when somebody smells like they took a bath in perfume. I've gagged before standing in a line with somebody who's wearing too much perfume.

Then you'll have to change it again for the third marriage.

I don't think Maci should have called. How hard is it to walk your lazy ass outside at the already pre arranged time? They agreed on 1:30, when that time came Ryan should have been there like Maci was.

My daughter and son in law were both hoping for a girl with their first baby. They had their girl first and their boy 3 years later. After that my daughter had herself "spayed" and they're done.

Thank you so much. The morphine and this site are helping me a lot. The boredom is really setting in. This girl screams for attention wherever she is. She and my daughter were roommates and my daughters boyfriend once said he thought curly hair was sexy. Next time he came over she curled her hair. When they all get together this girl has the smallest bikini and the biggest mouth. I will just never understand taking pictures of one's self. I would feel so silly posing for a picture that I'm taking of myself.

I'm recovering from spinal surgery and have been loving this thread! Its kept me busy On the lighter side of those "baby" signs, my mom's said "Ex husband in trunk" I loved the selfie discussion. I understand taking one if you want to get the sights in the background, take a picture of a pregnant belly or if you're with friends What I do not understand is somebody aiming a camera at themselves, making a face and taking a picture of themselves. My daughter's friend takes and posts at least 4 or 5 pictures of herself every single day. She'll take one of herself with a smile and coffee, or with a frown and say she's having a bad day. I often wonder what goes through a person's mind when they do that. Do they look at themselves and think "damn....I look so good that I must take my picture" or is it raging insecurity? When my kids were little they loved it when I made up songs for them. They would pick a category and I'd make up a song about it (they are in their 30s now and still sing the song I made up about Kool Aid to the tune of Pretty Woman) I've been composing a song called Selfie Queen, to the tune of Dancing Queen. Its about what goes through people's heads as they take yet another picture of themselves.

I remember a scene with Tyler and Catelynn coming into the house, the dogs were excited and barking and Tyler raised his hand towards one of the small dogs like he was going to back hand it. The dog started cowering like it had been hit before. That's when my Tyler hate started. I also remember Catelynn picking a small dog up off her lap and just dropping it on the floor.

Ya know, if I thought she would write an honest account of her life and the trouble she has been in I might actually buy the book. I don't see that happening though. It will be filled with things like how everybody is so mean to her and if they would just leave her alone she would be fine. I will read the book if she has a chapter about the missing flip flops though. The one constant in Jenelle's life and now they are gone too. Sigh. I wonder where they are. Is it just speculation or is it true that Nathan's parents have Kaiser? I wouldn't be surprised if they do. I wish there was such a thing as forced sterilization for some people.

Sometimes people are just assholes. There's not always a diagnosis of anything. Sometimes an asshole is just an asshole.

I used to have a neighbor like Farrah who would use and mispronounce big words. He always tried so hard to sound intelligent. Our sons were friends and he told me once that he "enjoys observing the boys social interactions". I said "yeah? I just like watching them play". He couldn't pronounce a 3 syllable word and use it correctly if his life depended on it but he thought he was the smartest guy on the block. And he would tell you that too.

I agree. I have been thinking since the season started that something isn't right. His eyes look just like my brother's eyes after he's been awake for a couple of days.

Isn't her husband's "career" basically holding Wendy's purse for her? I never hear her mention him working or having a career of his own. This is stupid and shallow but I hate how Wendy doesn't smooth her dress over her ass when she sits down.