Maharincess

You guys have sent me into the rabbit hole that is grandma Sandy's Facebook. On one post she's asking for ideas for baby girl's names. These are Leah's mom Dawn's suggestions. Amera Faye. Adriannah Faye. For a boy she suggested Azaiah. Wow. Looking at the pictures and reading the mostly illiterate comments I've realized that these people really are barefoot backwoods hillbillies aren't they? After some of the name suggestions Sandy would reply "no we are white". Another hillbilly bitch replied "no their white". What lovely people. Not a damn one of them knows the difference between too, to and two, or their and there or your you're...

Stupid question but did they ever say who Kail was going to see in concert? Please let it be Ke$ha!

Then she'll criticize Jo for how he told Isaac about the baby, then she'll have a temper tantrum and be mad because Jo should have told her before he told Isaac so she could tell Jo how to do it.

I didn't see anything weird or creepy about Cole. He was on camera for about 2 minutes so it's hard to get any opinion of him. As for him being awkward and artificial, I think anybody would be that way their first time being filmed for a national TV show. Chelsea and Aubree both seem happy and that's all that matters. As for the boyfriend stuff..She's 5, it's a normal, natural thing. After my daughter met my cousin's boyfriend, every man in her life became her boyfriend. It's a sweet endearment for a 5 year old. My daughter is now a normal, happily married mother of 2 so her having "boyfriends" as a 5 year old didn't harm her at all. It's creepy that anybody would attach anything weird to something so innocent. Almost 30 years ago, I was a 22 year old widow with 2 young kids. I met a guy and fell head over heels in love. we moved in together about 10 days after we met. We've been together ever since so I have nothing to say about them moving in together. I say if it feels right, do it. Chelsea is a good mom. I'm not worried about them.

Peeing in a cup is free. If a place does thousands of drug tests a week, $250 a pop adds up fast. I'm also on the West Coast in the Bay Area. I'm just reporting what my daughter in law, who had administered thousands of drug tests and my Dr. have told me. I really hope you're right though and they go the extra step with Leah. Not only for the sake of the girls but I'm all for anything that will stop these prescription abusers. It's people like Leah who make it extremely hard for the people who legitimately need these pain medicines to get them. I had a bad accident and have had 6 spinal and hip surgeries in less than 2 years and am in a wheelchair. I'm treated like an addict when I go pick up my medication. I'll be on some type if pain medicine for the rest of my life. It pisses me off when people like Leah make it so hard on the rest of us. I know somebody who fell down some stairs, her foot was black and blue from her toes to above her ankle. It was also swollen twice it's normal size. She was given Tylenol because the Dr said too many people emergency room hop to get drugs.

Unfortunately those kinds of tests take time and money, my future daughter in law is a juvenile probation officer and 99% of the time drug testing is just a urine stick test. They more than likely won't do the extensive testing on Leah. I agree with the posters who have said she jumped to get an opiate prescription so her ass would be covered. I must say that I'm so happy to not have to read people calling little Ali "goggles". I always thought that name was so mean. It's the same as calling a kid four eyes. I'm glad everybody seems to have moved pat that name. It would be stupid now anyway since she wears regular glasses now.

I'm only 20 minutes in and I already want to punch Jenelle in the throat. She's a broken record. Every season she's getting custody of Jace, she and current idiot are "getting along great" and don't yell in front of Jace. Blah blah bullshit. She's a waste of a human being. And Jenelle, good parents don't have to tell people they are doing great raising their kid. Kail is reaching Jenelle levels of hate for me. Imagine if a girl had texted Javi. She would have come unglued. I hate jealous, insecure people like that. Who cares if a guy texted her? A person secure in their relationship wouldn't care. I've been in a relationship for 26 years now, I point out good looking girls for him when we are out, both of our phones lay wherever and we never touch the other's phone. We could if we wanted but it never occurs to us because we have a trusting, secure relationship. I even bought him a lap dance once. I just can't stand a jealous person. I just get sad when I watch Leah. Her pupils were out of control. She looked and sounded fucked up in every scene. Once again....Chelsea for the win. Edited to ask...is the custody hearing Chelsea is talking about the same one where Adam was not only denied more time but was also arrested at the hearing? He's the same as Jenelle. When the cameras are around they pretend to be good parents wanting more time with their kids. I wonder how much time they spend with the kids when the cameras are gone. Why do they even show Adam? The show would be much better without him. He grosses me out.

Damn. Wrong thread.

I am way too old to be this excited that the show is back tonight. I make myself feel better about watching by reminding myself that I was a teen mom but I still feel shame to be so happy it's back. I can't wait to see how my girl Chelsea is.

ALenore, my parents smoked in the car with the windows up too. They also smoked in the house, at the dinner table and any other place they chose. When my (mean) grandma came to visit I had to give up my room to her, can't ask my brothers to ever make a sacrifice. My grandma would get up to pee a hundred times a night and every time she did, she'd sit on my bed and smoke a cigarette. After she left my pillows and all my bedding would stink but couldn't get washed until laundry day. Sometimes she'd leave burn holes in my blankets and she'd turn the blanket around so I would be see it. It sucked having only one grandparent and having her be the meanest woman on the planet.

I'm happy it's coming off! I bet all of you are too. I love Cone of Shame pictures. My late Border Collie's cone looked just like that one with all the duct tape. He kept running into stuff and ripping it. The only difference is that my son wrote "Go Raiders" on Harley's cone the last time the Raiders were in the Super Bowl. (Which tells you it was long, long ago).

Betweenyouandme, I would get annoyed by that too. Other than that, how is your pregnancy going? I loved being pregnant. I hope everything is going well for you. Since this is Pet Peeves, I hate when tv shows portray pregnant women as either raging bitches or emotional wrecks. I've never known pregnant women to act like the ones on TV act. Backformore, you have officially freaked me out. Being up in the boonies we get spiders the likes of which I've never seen in my life. I call them Volkswagens. After reading what happened to you I'm going to be feeling creepy crawlers all night long.

I didn't know this was back on, I caught up tonight. I loved the cartoony squirrel. I have a really cute cartoony donkey on my butt and I love him. I wish I had gotten it someplace more visible. It's my favorite of all of my tattoos. My late husband was a tattoo artist and he did my donkey when I was 8 months pregnant. Did Craig have those gross huge earlobe things when he was on before? I just don't get that. It looks so weird when they have no rings in them and their lobes are flippity flopping all over. I agree with Tattle Teeny, this show needs to focus on the work more. We owned a shop in the Bay Area when my husband was alive and I never got tired of watching the artists work. I did all of the paperwork, receptionist stuff, set up the stations and things like that at the shop. My husband was covered in tattoos but he had some bare spots on his legs and he let me do 4 different tattoos on him. It was fun but I never had a desire to be an artist myself. I would be too afraid to mess somebody up. It's not like a bad hair cut.

Speaking of dogs barking. About a year and a half ago a woman with 3 dogs moved into the property directly above mine. We met and exchanged numbers, she was really nice. Her dogs barked constantly. All day and into the night. I texted her to let her know her dogs barked and people were starting to complain. They didn't bother me too much, every once in a while it would drive me crazy but I learned how to tune them out. The barking would stop for a couple of weeks then start again. Since her property is above mine people started knocking on my door telling me to shut my dogs up. I told her this. Again it would stop for a while then start again. Somebody got sick of it and called animal control. I am being blamed for calling them. I did what I thought was right and talked to her about it, I'm not one to go behind somebody's back like that. If there's an issue I deal with it directly. She's gone onto the next door neighbor website for our area and is trashing me and saying all kinds of horrible things about me. I've just been ignoring it but I don't know what to do if she keeps doing it. Why do people have to do stuff like that? We were friendly. Until she put up her fence her dogs would come down to my house and I'd play with them and keep them safe until she picked them up. I would never do what I'm being accused of. Grrrrrrr. This goes into my "I hate people" file. Bilgistic, I take a lot of medication too and never get bitten, either by mosquitoes or fleas. I also don't think you're a horrible person for calling that kid with the fireworks an idiot. It's sad that a parent lost quite child but what a moron. What the Hell did he think would happen?

I will only eat real butter. My friend has the nerve to call Country Crock butter and I always give her crap for it. That nastiness is not butter. Bubbls, the extremely loud fire bomb things are illegal here but it doesn't stop the idiots. My poor dog had finally calmed down last night when some idiot who lives in the neighborhood above me started letting those loud ones off. I was so mad. Scared my dog all over again. I wish I could find out exactly who was doing it. I'd get myself the loudest one I could find and set it off outside their bedroom window at 3 a.m. Mountainair, DH means your husband right?

I will only eat real butter. My friend has the nerve to call Country Crock butter and I always give her crap for it. That nastiness is not butter. Bubbls, the extremely loud fire bomb things are illegal here but it doesn't stop the idiots. My poor dog had finally calmed down last night when some idiot who lives in the neighborhood above me started letting those loud ones off. I was so mad. Scared my dog all over again. I wish I could find out exactly who was doing it. I'd get myself the loudest one I could find and set it off outside their bedroom window at 3 a.m. Mountainair, DH means your husband right?

I was thinking it was more of Eddie going from one girl to the next but your way is interesting too. Kazu, I always knew I loved ya but after seeing you comment about Diabla (shudder) and post something from In Living Color on the same page made me love you even more!

These poor kids have had every private, embarrassing moment of their lives put on television. Poor Colin was shown crying in pain because he was so constipated and his dad talked about pulling the impacted poop out of him, on camera. Their "nurse" mother couldn't be bothered to pull her nose out of a furniture catalog long enough to help her son. Every moment of their lives has been on TV. Their mother doesn't care about them as people, she cares about them because they are her only source of income. It's disgusting. I've read the Robert Hoffman book and I believe every damn word. The witch never once denied any of it.

Picture alcoholics who couldn't care less if we ate or not, we had a lot of freezer burnt sandwiches we made ourselves. You had the chain smoking part right though. I'm not joking when I say that our grocery list never consisted of more than milk, bread, cigarettes and beer. My brothers and I still talk about that damn grocery list. We definitely got some strange looks. I hated bread sales. Standing in line with ten loaves of bread and running into the meanest girl in my elementary school was awful. By the next morning it was all over school that my family was poor and only ate bread.

My parents could have afforded hot dog buns too but since we always had a freezer full of bread, we had to use that.. for everything. I'm not kidding about a freezer FULL of bread. Every so often the local grocery store would have a sale on bread, 10 cents a loaf (it was a long time ago). They had a limit of 10 loaves to a customer so each of us kids would be sent in with our dollar bills to get 10 loaves of bread. With my parents and 3 kids, that's 50 loaves of bread. We had to eat it until it was gone. The first few frozen loaves weren't too bad, but once we would get to load 30 or so, it was gross. Freezer burnt bread doesn't taste good no matter what is put on it. To this day I am really picky about my bread. It has to be super soft and fresh or I won't use it. I try to make my own bread most of the time. And I have always bought buns.

I'm like that. I don't like my food touching on my plate. I don't mind ice cream sundaes and things that are supposed to go together but if I'm having 3 separate things I don't want them touching. I want each item to taste like what it's supposed to taste like, I don't want everything on the plate to taste the same all mixed together. My husband laughs at me when I did my plate. If we have a veggie that I put butter on, I'll even roll up a napkin to put around the veggie on the plate so the butter doesn't get on the other stuff. Yeah, I'm weird. I'm weird and I'm proud dammit!

I just caught about 5 minutes of the kids 11th birthday episode before I turned the channel in disgust. What kind of horrible bitch would talk about her son's social and learning issues for ratings? What an evil woman. Money and fame mean more to this asshole than anything else. I'm not surprised though. Its not the first time she's terrorized or humiliated Colin on this show.

It's killing me to hear a $290,000 dollar house being called expensive. Here in the Bay Area, you couldn't rent a room for that money.

I agree. I always see people saying they want "house porn" and things like that from these shows. That's what Heather is giving.

My husband hates that commercial because I always end up singing the rest of the song. Loudly. Today's country music can't hold a candle to the old stuff. I just started reading this thread, I may have been in this section once a while back but it's my new favorite. You're all cracking me up. I've been going back and reading some older pages too. Its too hot to do anything else today so thanks for the entertainment!