Maharincess

How many times did Alana have to mention her "best friend Farrah Fawcett"? I don't like Alana and never have. Actress? Really. I love George, Any and her husband, can't think if his name. Her daughters made me want to stick ice picks in my ears. For anybody who has seen Storage Wars, when George came out in his casual wear after the change of rules, did anybody else think he looked just like Barry Weiss?

Murphy is the funniest, goof ball dog I've ever known. I haven't stopped laughing since he got here. Rufus is more mellow and just wants to cuddle but Murphy is crazy. Happy birthday Gordon! My dog is mad, she only gets a hamburger on her birthday which is actually her adoption day since we don't know her birthday.

It's so weird to me that some places don't have grocery stores that sell alcohol. We have 3 aisles of alcohol at my local Safeway.

Peck wasn't even trying to be sly as he was staring at porn star difficult canvas' chest was he? It looked like Nunez was at least trying to be sly about looking. Why were Dave's eyes so swollen? He reminds me of a little kid, always trying on new looks to try to make himself look cooler.

I agree. I'm a step mom to my late husband's son. He's grown now but was 7 when I came into the family. I used to tell his mom all the time that I wished he was mine. Her response was to tell me how much she loved hearing that and she was so happy that I loved him so much. Is Meghan supposed to say she can't stand the kids and are thrilled that they aren't hers? Vicki is the most insecure woman I've ever seen on TV, second only to Wendy Williams.

Thanks harrie!!! That is Rufus on the left and Murphy on the right. They are 6 and 5 respectively.

Monty is an enabling fool. He would serve everybody best if he just kept his mouth shut. How many more "mistakes" is poor innocent Kim going to have to endure?

On Two and a Half Men, jingle writer Charlie was talking about this and wondered if the next thing would be a tampon commercial playing Stuck in the Middle With You. I hate those types of commercials. From way back to Megan Mulalley singing about " Turn the Tub Around" for a margarine commercial to the new one "Turn Around Barry" and everything in between. I hate them all. I love this thread. It's perfect late night insomnia reading.

Why do people make such a big deal about friggin boobs? Tarma was topless...who cares?! I couldn't care less if my gym owner or real estate agent was naked. Again. Who cares? They are just boobs. People make too big a deal over the human body. I'll take Tamra over Shannon any day. At least Tamra is fun. Shannon was the inspiration for the Debbie Downer character on Saturday Night Live. I can't stand her. David will never hear the end of it for letting his kids have some fun. Poor guy. I hope he still has a happy, peppy, perky side piece. I really hope Vicki is never anybody's step mother.

My husband does the snore, stop breathing, long snore. He doesn't snore as much since he lost some weight. He wasn't super overweight but driving for a living and eating on the road takes its toll after a few years. I just posted great news in Chit-Chat!!

NinjaPenguins, not only do I love you name, I agree with your list, especially the no TV people. They're so smug and you know they're just watching TV online instead. Stewedsquash, I agree with you about people knowing when somebody is drinking or on drugs even though the user thinks they're fooling everybody. My dad was a bad alcoholic and after witnessing him stumbling drunk for my entire childhood I decided I didn't want my kids seeing him like that so I told him he couldn't drink at my house. After many trips to my bathroom he'd be visibly drunk but thinking nobody knew. When my son was 4 he asked grandpa why he always had a flat bottle of water in his pocket. It was a vodka bottle. It reminds me of Kim Richards blaming her sister for outing Kim as an alcoholic. Apparently Kim thought nobody would have known if her sister hadn't said anything. I could tell she was a drinker and/or drug user from her very first Housewives scene. They aren't fooling anybody. I don't smoke my weed all day every day like people seem to think when they hear I'm a smoker. Like I said I like to lay on my porch at 2 am and smoke a joint. It also helps my appetite and the anxiety I feel sometimes due to my accident. I'll bypass the Valium and smoke a joint. Its a lot more effective for me.

It's the best. It's so peaceful, the only sounds are nature sounds. I've fallen asleep on my porch many times. I made big fluffy cushions for my bench and I can lay there for hours watching the clouds pass in front of the moon.

I just saw one of my biggest pet peeves on another thread. I hate when people incorporate their user name when talking about their spouse or kids. For example it would be like if I called my husband "Maharince". Just say husband!! I just saw one that made my eyes roll so hard that my head still hurts. It's not cute or clever its annoying. In that same vein I hate the DH, DD stuff, especially DS, one more letter and you can spell the word son. What's wrong with writing husband, daughter or son?

I get annoyed by morning people too. Ive always been a night owl. I live up in the woods and my favorite thing is to go lay on my porch bench and watch the sky about 2 in the morning. I've had raccoon families, skunk families, foxes and coyotes walk right by me as I'm sitting there. Night time is my favorite time of the day. I hate mornings.

I couldn't care less if people know when I'm high. I don't try to hide anything from anybody. I have no shame in smoking it so I don't hide it. I'm not a sneaky person. I consider it a medication not a drug.

I have a pet peeve. When my Spanish neighbors have a huge outdoor party and make the entire hill smell like the most delicious food I'v ever smelled in my life and they don't bring me any!!! No fair to make me smell it and not give me some. They live way at the bottom of the hill I live on and that smell drifted up to my house all day today. Man did it smell good.

Backformore, I wouldn't give away or sell one of mine no matter what. I would feel horrible if I ever did and anything bad happened to the person I gave them to. I couldn't live with myself. People have gotten the clue that they aren't getting anything from me. I have a lock box and a good hiding place so nobody will be able to steal them from me either. Only me, my husband and my kids know where they are.

My pets were thrilled that I'm laid up and home all the time. My cat Trixie is the cuddliest cat I've ever had, if I'm sitting or lying down she has to be on me. I've had a lot of cats in my life but I've never had one love me like my Trixie Chick loves me.

The hardest drug I've done is weed. I still smoke it. I get it medically now because I'll be on pain meds for the foreseeable future and they ruin my appetite. I'm already underweight so the weed helps my appetite a lot. It really helps my depression since my accident. I have nothing at all against those who responsibly drink but for me personally marijuana is less harmful. I had a bad drinking problem and have been sober since December of '89. The phrase "Instant Asshole: Just add alcohol was meant for me. I couldn't handle my liquor. But I must say I enjoy sitting on my porch at night and smoking a joint. Speaking of people who abuse opiates, you would be amazed at the people who suddenly get horrible pains every time they are around me now. They know I have the meds and a few people have begged and one offered me insane amounts of money for my stronger meds. That's why they stay locked up and hidden.

I'm so sorry. I feel for you. Keep it elevated with lots of ice, hopefully that will give you some relief. I'm actually surprised you got pain medicine. A friend fell down the stairs and her foot looked like yours sounds, swollen to her shin. They told her since nothing was broken they couldn't give her narcotics and gave her Ibuprofen. The abusers make it so hard for people who need it. My pharmacy knows my injuries, surgeries and recovery but if there's a person who doesn't know me, I still get treated like an addict when I roll up in my wheelchair wearing my back brace. I hope you feel better soon!

Thank you Karyaki. There are way too many of those acronyms/initials. I miss reading whole words.

I'm sure this is a stupid question but what is a DD?

Thank you so much for the link. This guys a dick.

I love you! I don't like Jen Arnold either. I think she's fake as hell, I don't think the Jen on the show is the real one. I also want to throw my TV out the window every time she does that annoying laugh she does constantly.

That's more like it!! LOL.