Pepper Mostly

Salt, sugar, grease, beer.

I have all the confidence in the world in you! Go get 'em!

Hola amigos! Here we are again! Loins girded? Everyone well hydrated? Ready for more talk of prenups, threesomes, and sperm donations?

Good night, my snarky darlings! See you gluttons for punishment tomorrow night, have a safe and happy Monday holiday, love you all, MWAH!

I took out a Parents Plus loan in 2012 to send my lad to culinary school. Over 40K. I've re-fied it for a lower rate once. I always said I'd surely die well before I could pay it off, and I'd give those usurers the fnger from beyond the grave. HOWEVER, my very generous brother is giving me the $$$ to pay it off. Once that's done, first round's on me! Woohoo!

This new Emily Kobe story is so cringe. Whether or not the ex "thought" she and Kobe were still a thing while you two were banging like ferrets in China is neither here nor there. Kobe didn't think so, and now you two are married with kids. Ship. Sailed.

Why is she screaming?

One hundred thousand dollars in debt. Did she go to law school? That's the only thing I can think of that would land a woman in her 30's in shit that deep.

Boston Calling! https://www.bostoncalling.com

Gino, in his ceaseless quest to control every aspect of Jasmine's life, actually BOUGHT her SHOES and expects her to WEAR them. Its more than flesh and blood can stand.

"Hey, check it out, Bob, I didn't know this place had entertainment"

Yes, poor beleaguered Jasmine, forced to make herself small and put her own needs aside. Gino should get into the car and leave her in the parking lot.

If its not smoothies its butt implants. I love how she makes the leap from "Gino wants to stop for a smoothie" to "He wants to control every aspect of my life".

The whole scene was so obviously scripted, I just laughed. You could see the difference in their inflections and body language when they switched from an organic, normal conversation to the producer directed one. "No complaining allowed" snarks Mother Loren. Except from her, I guess. She hasn't let up on Loren for one second. If I was Loren I'd stuff a piece of challah with honey into her nattering mouth to shut her up for five seconds.

I cannot imagine getting a text from an ex who I haven't heard from in years, who is now married with kids, wanting to talk about why we broke up. What the fuck?

We should live chat it. I'm in.

She's one of those prima donnas who hisses "the baby is sleeping" when she's itching to say "shut the hell up". And she's the only woman on earth who has given birth.

I like her a lot now. She has a sense of humor and is easygoing. She's comfortable with Kobe's family and fits in well with them. She's embraced being a good wife and mother. She and Kobe are adorable together. Who'd a thunk it?

I read a book called The Adversary, similar story, guy constructs an elaborate house of cards, eventually can't sustain. Enthralling. https://www.amazon.com/Adversary-True-Story-Monstrous-Deception/dp/0312420609

"In America we fought very hard for women to have rights and we don't want to give them up now". Sweet tap......oh never mind. Wonder how Mama Emily votes? hahaha, I kill me.

And those sweet little curly headed pumpkins! My heart.

Loren and Alexei's babies are absolutely adorable. That's it. That's the post.

The episode it dull but the snark is first class! I'm howling over here.

Wait, Alexei decided that it would nice to invite people over for a holiday dinner with Loren three days post op? I'm going to hit my "sweet tap dancing Jesus" quota.

Who'd have thought it, back when we first met John?