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Pepper Mostly

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  1. Her lips are so grossly inflated, they look deformed. She pays to have this done to her face?? Oh dear God I HOPE that's his navel.
  2. Shekinah can't show amusement on her frozen face. Inside she's laughing.
  3. And if Amani is bi, I'm a turkey. Bi curious, MAYBE. Its all performative for her. Maybe she and Stephanie could get together and pretend to be bi for Instagram and leave the rest of us alone.
  4. Hola, friends! I've got a nice pot of snark soup bubbling on the stove, who wants a bowl?
  5. Well bunkies, that was fun. I am weak with laughter. Hope to see you Sunday for some 90 day shenanigans. Love you all, MWAH!
  6. I love how this show explores these universal themes.
  7. All of it. All the concealer.
  8. Oh, she's going to have jerky breath. What a temptress.
  9. ALEXIS IT IS NOT NOTHING
  10. @Gobiyou are ON FIRE tonight! I am laughing like a hyena over here.
  11. To be fair, I don't think anyone looks healthy, dewy, fresh and glowy after a few years up the river. I mean, the quality of the skin care products in the Big House is surely sub par.
  12. Oh poor Will has "doormat" written all over him.
  13. At noon. In July. Its her aunt-tay. Oh wait. That won't work.
  14. You know, you'd think that these women who have boyfriends in prison would be accustomed to waiting around, uncertainty, and not having control. But NOOOOOOOO.
  15. I think I blacked out for a minute after that revelation.
  16. His momma provided condoms. Well thank the Lord, I thought her gift was going to be butt plugs or those fancy Japanese ropes.
  17. HOW could the commode "get in the way"? Never mind, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
  18. I love your gift for understatement. Seriously, he's not even fronting. He's just marking time till he can use again.
  19. A strongly worded email to the manager will surely be forthcoming!
  20. "I'm not going to stay there very long. I'll be using again within the week, and back in jail in two months"
  21. Why don't they just wait in the car, where its warm?
  22. I have a feeling there's been a fair amount of sexting between these two. Little does he know that his prostate will remain unmilked for the foreseeable future.
  23. Or a public restroom. In a pinch, a janitor's closet.
  24. "I think I'm going to burst" is an....unfortunate choice of words.
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