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I like Kyle too, which was surprising to me cos I thought he'd be the more douchey player type, but we're getting that from Carl...who I have started to intensely dislike because of his shit attitude towards Lauren. He'salways trying to make it out like she's the crazy one when he's giving all the mixed signals. He even charmed her family, yet only wants her when no one else is available. I am sure Everett practices that look in the mirror, and his "deliberate splash fight" was absolutely the bet thing on Bravo I've seen in a long time. Even better than the VPR chucklefucks. It's so terrible I can't help but love it.

Exactly. As far as I can tell Jenelle has never had to struggle, even though she acts like her whole life has just been sooooooooo hard. If that's true at all it's her own doing. She's had nothing but support from Barb the entire time. And all Barb really wants is for her to honestly get her shit together, which IMO isn't that much to ask of a person in their mid 20's.

She may seem more likeable but at this point I think she's still very much in denial about how much work losing the weight will be. The whole just wanting to live in her bliss, as her niece said.

This show both fascinates me and makes me sad. I suffer from gastroparesis (stomach paralysis) and can barely eat anything. I'm on TPN and can't gain weight to save my life. I'd give anything to be a normal weight and watching these people just shovel in food and not even think about it is infuriating. I'm lucky if I can eat one real meal a day (and even those are relatively small) and these people are eating more than I do in a week in just one sitting.

So Christina left her good job for this shitshow on the beach? I think she may have made a mistake.

We're being treated top FI Tom shaving his forehead again! I am still mystified as to why he does it though.

Splash fight dude (I forget his name now) seems to think he's on a soap opera, has anyone else noticed his speaking? It's like he's trying to be overdramatic and serious but it just comes off as comical. They're also not all as hot as they think they are. But of course, I'm hooked already.

It was nice seeing an hour of tv where everyone looked like they were having fun. Very little drama and just seeing the guys being guys. MTV should do this more often.

This episode happened like 20 miles from my house. Huh, I coulda been out stalking Nev and Max. Dammit! Also...Candic? What happened to the e? Creative spelling fail.

My grandmother was very similar to Vida, except throw in a dash of Christianity and Jesus. Everyone was terrible, everyone was going to hell.. Everything in her life was someone else's fault. When she died both me and my mom were sooooooo relieved. And sadly there were only 4 of us at her funeral...me, my mom and stepdad, and my uncle. No one else cared. That's what happens when you alienate literally everyone who was in your life. I honestly didn't even want to go the funeral either, but I did it for my mom.

I think Ben's weirdness is cute. But then again I am a very weird person and do a lot of that sorts of stuff. I'm always dancing around or making noise and singing and all that....but my boyfriend thinks it's cute. So cute he asked me to move in with him when he gets a new place (and I'm super excited!). But sometimes he just rolls his eyes at me when I'm being a bit over the top and will be like "calm down, woman". I can appreciate Ben's quirks and would probably join right in. I am surprised Vicki gets so annoyed by it because she's the one who married him. She knew what he's like...or at least I suppose she did.

Since everyone else pretty much covered it all I can say that we called it, for sure, after seeing that picture of her in Target. That is all I have to say about Juh-nelle being pregnant. Oh and...Ugh.

I just read about Chelsea's pregnancy. I'm happy for her and Cole and the way they announced it was super cute.

Oh Kail. Linda Hogan called and she wants her outfit back. If that's the legit cover of her book...puke. I admit I am jealous too, I've never traveled outside North America (went to Canada a few times, but never actually overseas). I have always wanted to go to Australia (some of my favorite bands hail from there) and many other places. I went to Puerto Rico once, but I was about 4. I don't remember much about it except the house we stayed in had a big pool and I couldn't watch tv cos I didn't understand Spanish, or the concept of other languages. As far as Kail's body/cosmetic procedures are concerned I think she looks good, but she needs to continue to be healthy to not go back to her former shape. Pizza and ranch will not be friends with that ass. I also don't get her tattoos. Like others said, they are decent ink-wise, but they just don't seem to suit her personality. I am also jealous cos I wish to finish both of my sleeves but I don't have the money....and my ink is top notch. I get compliments on them all the time (not to brag or anything...I just go to a very talented guy)....sometimes to the point where it's irritating because people seem to love coming up to me and literally just grabbing at my arms to get a look.

I just can't believe that none of these couples discussed this stuff before they were married. Even as "arranged" they all spent time together before the weddiing and should have talked about things like having kids, financial habits, etc. I just want to throw shit at the tv. Hell, my boyfriend and I have talked all about that stuff and we don't even live together yet. Taylor is an annoying shrew, I think David was being honest when he said he wished he hadn't married her. She;s done nothing but be a bossy bitch and try to control absolutely everything in their relationship. Girl needs to mellow out and take a step back. I feel like Maneka is putting on a front about being the delicate flower crap. Vicki is delusional. $62 for a f@#$%#@ candle??? Give me a break. Go to HomeGoods or TJ Maxx. They have tons of candles and home decor that isn't outrageously priced. Their apartment looks so sad and unpersonal. Also, didn't they get wedding gifts, like kitchenware, etc.? Where are those? And I agree that Ben needs to look inward on the spending issue too, because he is just as guilty as Vicki is. How do they even earn money anyway, neither of them have jobs!!!

I can sympathize that getting stitches out of your hand can totally suck ass. I had surgery on my hand a couple of years ago and I nearly passed out while they removed my stitches....but the way she was jumping around and carrying on you'd think the doctor was doing the actual surgery on her while awake. Sheesh. Dramatic much?

I think the baby's full name is Velisse....so Vivi might just be for short.

No kidding. *shudders* Ewwwww.

Seriously that scene where Leah is on on the couch talking to Victoria and asking her to pick up the girlses from school cos she's "too tired" was such utter bullshit. She was so obviously high.

So, again we have the girlses questioning Leah's parenting. First Leah doesn't feed the twins breakfast before school or get them lunches ready. Now, apparently, we find out she can't even keep food in the fridge. Gracie looks in the fridge and was all "God!!! There's nothing to drink in here!". So fucking sad, right there.

In Suspect I called both reveals before they were said. So...it feels totally predictable the same way most Catfish episodes are/have been.

I just wish we had gotten to see James vs. Richardson. I love watching him freak out. Why was that not being filmed, Bravo minions??

Ok I have to say it. Every time I hear Deborah call Sophia Baby Goo I want to puke because to me, "baby goo" is synonymous with ejaculate. Gives me the creeps every single time I hear it and it's a pretty disgusting nickname for a grandkid...even one as horrid as Mowgli. I'm surprised that Farrah hasn't gotten all super offended and demanded Deborah come up with a cuter nickname for her special snowflake..

I have a twitter but I almost never log in and check it. Following conversations is confusing cos I swear they jump around and are not in any kind of linear or chronological order. That and hashtags annoy the hell out of me. I prefer Facebook.

I wonder that too, and do they open up a dancefloor or something? I think the only times we really see the place as a party atmosphere is during Pride.