Red Bridey

I'm here but will be a little late,watching The Americas: The Caribbean and even fast-forwarding, I'll be about ten minutes late. See you all soon!

My yoga instructor always uses that phrase so it's not just Mike White's literary creativity.

Okay, my lovies. This website changed "piece of [shirt]" to a bunch of asterisks in a previous post. Didn't realize it did that! It's been delightful, even though the amount of upper case letters in my posts may have indicated my rising blood pressure and agita on several occasions. But I laughed lots, too. See you all tomorrow at the not so Last Resort Tell Nothing. I can't wait to hear the full context of Rob the Knob calling Jasmine a whore to her face. With our luck, it will probably be in the second part of this endless saga.

Bye, Dan, au revoir, dude. You are delusional.

Oh yeah, Jordan is being a complete bitch. No argument here. But Mark needs to say, Jordan that is none of your business and you need to butt out. He needs to set the boundaries.

Greg, you are a lazy *********** and I will answer your question for you. NO, you should not get married.

I'll betcha dollars to doughnuts that dog doesn't get all the exercise he wants or needs.

But Maxwell is adorable.

Shawn, you fatuous asshole. You were at a ceremony when Aliyah burned all the Douglas crap she had. How dare you say you didn't know how she felt about Douglas? You were there! You SUCK! Oh, I hate him so much.

Shekky just sits there with a smug look on her face, mentally petitioning Sarper to punch Dan out to protect her honor. When she should have just laughed at Dan and simply say, As if. You wish, little French man. Look at this hunk of gorgeous Turk.

Number 63 Looks Just Like You. (Not sure what the actual number is 😔)

I am 65. And I love retirement and would never want to pick up food and deliver it to other people. Never ever ever.

Greg sits in his fat ass and lets Mom do everything for him. He's never watered the garden. He's never collected the eggs. He forces his old mother (we may be around the same age but I look way better because I am not supporting a grown man baby) to get a job so he can do what, play video games? Now he can boink his girlfriend but what was he doing before she arrived?

Shut up, Greg. Your sexy talk is lame and gross.

Shawn is SUCH A DICK. I HATE HIM. She tells him everything but he does not listen and he does not care to listen. If you are uncomfortable with Aliyah's transitioning, Shawn, break up with her! She will be happier and I don't give a rat's ass about how you will be. You nasty jerk.

I can't even look at those two horrific women. I can't believe the camel didn't jerk back in disgust.

Mina is not pretty or sexy or charming enough to get away with being a rude, self-centered bitch to Mark's family. They all see it! Mark is blind, then, to say the family is all aligned against Mina and that's so mean! Grow up!

They're already at 54 days to the wedding? What have those two been doing for a month?

I hate Shawn. Why is he talking to the friend instead of to Aliyah? It's as if she doesn't exist. And good for Aliyah for calling them out for constantly talking about Douglas. And, Aliyah, he does not want you. He wants Douglas! But he's a big fat coward who won't cut the cord.

I'm here too, my lovies! Can't wait to see all the Troo Luv abounding from the couples tonight!

It sure looked to me like one of the judges/locals was throwing herself at the teams after she handed them their clue for a big hug. I laughed because she looked So.Happy and some of the teams seemed surprised by the bear hug...and may even have wanted to get going. But she was going to get her hug, no matter what!

I compare it to Project Runway. Some designers are cut out (snerk) to design on the fly, creativity dripping from their pores, while others are slow and methodical and it takes time for the juices to flow. It doesn't make them bad people, it just makes them bad competitors at a particular kind of contest. Their skills are best used elsewhere. I will miss looking at Sam.

Well, remember Harry has a bashed in thumb and has been told to take it easy with that hand for a few days. I think we've seen Harry is usually a hard worker who is frustrated with Wihan's...what? Incompetence? Laziness? Have the deck crew noticed that Wuhan blames them for his mistakes behind their back? Like he refuses to work with Interior to get the job done.

One of my earliest thoughts: There's a Tristan? Where did he come from? Honestly could not remember one minute of his previous work. Then, yuck, cold egg dishes! Then, yuck, cold licorice dishes! Then, ugh, poor Anya with the horrible cake and the horrible ice cream for a cake and ice cream dish. Then, oh, this Tristan is pretty good! Cold egg and licorice dishes in the top. Still, yuck!

Well, y'all, I was able to watch the latest episode on the website! Boy, Anya really collapsed, burning onions?? Bye, gurl, nice knowing you. It makes my head hurt to look at Bailey, her posture is so bad and she looks like she sleeps in her clothes. I guess her food is good, but maybe only in comparison to the worse cooks she's competing against. See, Sam would have made watching LCK a pleasant experience because He.Is.Fine. Bye, Sam, you will be missed.