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Maybe that's why he found it so difficult. If he knew how to use a computer and didn't just keep trying to wave his hands over the back of the screen while shouting "I want pizza now!", he could have successfully ordered pizza.

I understand the desire for modest swimwear. I have a one piece that we refer to as my Amish outfit. It goes very high at the top and the skirt is longer than expected. It is absolutely not form fitting. Because of skin issues (cancer, scarring) I tend to wear more modest suits. I also have rash guard tops. What I find disturbing in the modest swimwear on the linked site is how long the skirts are. It adds a level of risk to swimming. That much material could easily get wrapped around the legs, making it hard to move. So while it is better material than denim, it's still a lot to have on when swimming. I used to be on a swim team. To build muscle (and sometimes as a punishment) we would have to swim in sweats or jeans. The weight of wet clothing would drag you down. Even the strongest swimmers would be exhausted. So I hope they are now letting the girls swim in board shorts and the like. ETA Maybe now when Josh is not there, they can loosen up some.

I hate Elvis impersonators with the fire of a thousand burning nuns. I can not even consider switching to state farm because of that commercial. It makes me miss Dennis Haysbert telling me about Sate Farm Stan. What in the high holy fuck is that? Why is the cow coming to get him? Where are they going? Why is his buddy singing them off? Who came up with this? What drugs were they on? So many questions.

St. Joseph? I thought he was too busy making aspirin.

This episode was marginally better than the last few. It was still boring. At least they went to some decent restaurants. Although I did enjoy the one agent telling Justin that he could have just called her with the offer.

I officially love Chandi and JBo. It always seems like, before Chandi talks to Cait, she is silently saying "For fuck's sake".

Meghan has a very unique body type. She is tall and thin with shoulders broader than her hips. I am also tall with shoulders broader than my hips. . It happens. Other than my very large chest, she and I have the same body type. However, I am now packing quite a bit of extra weight around the middle. Then again, I am an “old” 52. Back when I played drums and raced motorcycles, I had the same muscle tone in my shoulders and arms. I have no reason to believe she is anything but a cisgender female unless she tells me otherwise. Given her muscle tone, it appears she works out. Good on her. Just because we haven’t been shown it doesn’t mean she doesn’t do it. If she is comfortable in her body, leading a healthy life, and not pushing body issues on others, I see no reason to criticize her for a shape she was born with. Now for her taste in head bands and whatever that bead thing was, it is hard to hold back the snark. As to Brooks cancer/not cancer, I cannot make any speculations based on treatments he may or may not be doing. There is so much misinformation about cancer. Vicki seems to have glommed onto two current popular beliefs; 1) carbohydrates feed cancer/white bread and other white foods are pure evil and consuming them leads to/feeds cancer; 2) juices are good for you because you can get more nutrients in more quickly. The fact that juices are carbohydrates is not something she has thought through. Chances are that neither of these plans is being pushed by an oncologist. Vicki has never been a great thinker. Did we expect her to start now?

Nudity in general is not a really big deal there. It's hot. People swim and fish a lot. People don't feel like they need to run off in shame to chnage out of wet clothes and into dry ones. I was giving examples how a person could handle it if they cared and assumed the other person did too. I doubt the dancer was concerned that he was a little extra breezy. If only they had the shrimp pizza with sour cream. i can imagine Vicki and Tamra's reactions to that.

The classy way to handle the dancer’s sarong slipping thereby flashing his genitals – quietly mention it to him as you pass by, preserving his dignity and allowing him to make an adjustment before the next guests arrive. Or you could mention it to the woman who is guiding you, again quietly. The Tamra method, shriek like a fishwife about balls and wieners. Stay classy Tamra! Speaking of Tamra, her breasts look so fake. Did the doctor accidentally implant softballs? I wouldn’t be so fast to show them off. (Although swimming topless in French Polynesia is very common. No one would be shocked.) One of the reasons people enjoy the over-the-water huts is how quiet they are. People tend to speak in hushed tones so as to not disturb others. You fall asleep listening to the waves gently splashing against the pilings. Of course, our OC gang enters shrieking. I went swimming with the stingrays and the sharks. If you spread your legs and stand still enough, the stingrays sometimes swim between your legs. Of course, Tamra would probably accuse them of trying to get an upskirt shot. Girlcode changes when you are all on a TV show together. Forget the fourth wall you idiots. You all need to spend time with Meghan.

Whitney Cummings is never funny. Never. She drains the life out of the show. whenever she realizes she's not funny (or not being received well) she goes into some schtick. I don't care what her pubic hair looks like. I don't care if she chews it off like a rabid chipmunk. Maybe they could just put her on with the Skars so I'll know to skip the episode completely.

I think I mentally checked out on this season so long ago that I cannot keep focused when it's on, thereby making it even harder to follow. However, I don't think it's worth a rewatch to try to figure it out. Paul, you get to safety, then start futzing with your phone. Sheesh! Baddest bad ass ever and he makes a rookie mistake when he knows James Frain is around. I assume the second sot was to the head. The writing has been sloppy all along, but it would be too far afield to imagine that JF would not effectively double tap. If Jesse Eisenberg can do it, I suspect it's a automatic response for JF. Yes, the Ani/Ray sexy times were the least sexy sexy times ever. It's like the focus was on the battle of the bad hair. Ray's greasy locks versus Ani's fried frizz. Please stop this unholy coupling. Stan, you were no Pony Boy. You were not golden. Dammit, Stan! I was counting on you!

It's like your phone is reading my mind. In fact this works for both the person and the jewelry store. Its a win-win.

This house is also listed at 1946 square feet. That may not include the square footage for the lower unit. Even with that added, it is no where close to the 3,000 square feet they tried to claim on the show.

I would pay cash money to see Mike pummel Jim. As always, totally useless exercises. I love Tami for refusing to forgive her abuser. Just because she will not forgive her abuser, that does not mean she cannot forgive others. More bullshit from these "counselors".

I just pinned my hair back on one side and now I look twenty years younger! I'm ready to go to camp.

Welcome back, talking can. It's so good to see you!

I'm not sure they are even middle of the road. The show might be better if they focused on new brokers trying to break into the business rather than trying to sell these guys as being top agents.

The movie is available on Netflix. I watched it a few days ago to prepare for the series.

Seems like more of a carpe tinctura moment, seize the dye.

While Shannon judged Meghan for wanting to use Botox, I don’t think it had to do with jealousy. She seemed more surprised that Meghan would start Botox so early since she does not show any signs of wrinkles. When asked, Shannon did admit she had used Botox a few time. It seems she didn’t like it. She is able to move her forehead. She has also not denied having had facial surgery or other procedures. Shannon clearly does not like Meghan. However, even though she has commented on Meghan’s age, her dislike stems from Meghan’s behaviors. Then again, they are both jerks so, at some point, it’s all moot. I had forgotten about the joy that is Vicki’s diamonds. Of course, I think that should be spelled dimondz.

To really get our real estate porn they would need different, truly high end brokers and focus on SF and surrounding areas. These guys are run of the mill, nothing special. So we are seeing fairly typical SF properties. The prices are going up quite rapidly in a several areas of the city. However, that means you see not very exciting looking properties that go for much more money than people would spend for something similar elsewhere. I agree; it's disappointing. Shenanigans! Shenanigans I say! The Mission house is still for sale. There was no $3.5 million cash offer that was accepted. I was at the open house just 10 days ago. the house was poorly remodeled and no one was gushing about it at the open house. It will sell but it won't be a big win. And no one that I saw was concerned about the lack of outdoor space. Bernal Heights is an established neighborhood. It does differ on the two sides of the hill. This listing is on the less desirable side. Doesn't mean it won't sell. It's a cute house. (Just checked, this house sold on 2/27/15 for $1.9 million.) Most people in SF understand that the neighbors' houses may not all be up to how you would like them to look. They keep showing houses in the changing neighborhoods. The tech shuttles are not exactly a big secret to people who live here, especially if you live in the Mission. You see them all the time. Of course, they don't just stop everywhere, but it's not hard to find out where they go. There are people with serious money moving in. Our neighbors just bought the house next door to theirs for $1.625 million cash for their parents to stay in when they visit. But the majority of buyers are putting all of their income into their homes. This show is just disappointing. The realtors aren't particularly interesting. The properties are nothing special. And so much of it is clearly manufactured. I guess it is much easier for me to suspend disbelief when it's a different city.

I feel defrauded by that white tie. In the photos upthread of Justin, I think they were dressing him like Nazi youth. The eye patch really completes the look.

I am pretty sure the only reason I have kept watching this season is for this board and, of course, my love of Stan.

I have been to that store in Tahiti. It is very over-priced. That necklace was not worth $49K retail. So I have no issue with Heather complementing it and walking away. Also, she does not usually wear very showy jewelry. Remember the year of the constant Chanel earrings? She seems to be more the type to have good pieces that she really enjoys and can wear for many different types of occasions. She may annoy but I see nothing financial to read into her not buying the pearl necklace, especially since it had off-colored diamonds. When Meghan called Shannon judgy, Shannon made the same face Vicki makes – bug-eyed, lips oddly pursed where she sticks out her upper lip, and she did the head tilt. She was like a cartoon character. The best shot at the world’s most boring game night was one of David and Christian in the background. They were each looking different directions but both showed a combination of bored and WTF.

I watched the episode but I kept nodding off, or pretending to nod off - oh my god! I may be becoming Vicki!