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I agree, but only if it's being filmed. They'll do anything to be on TV.

I'm pretty sure you forgot to add one for the Holy Ghost. On Moral Oral, the answer to almost all science questions is Jesus, so I think you're on to something here. It is likely RU did not let Joshie out of the building yet. They may be trying to figure out how they will handle the public scrutiny. However, I really like the thought of Josh on the lam, trying to blend in with the town folk, not being able to get any work because his combination of a lack of skills and an over-inflated sense of his own worth render him unemployable, using his last few dollars to get into a porn theater. I can dream . . .

I saw Heather and Terry do this on Botched. The leeches were applied to their stomachs and allowed to feed until full. They were then squeezed (crushed) to extract the blood. The idea is that the combination of your own blood and the leech enzymes would act as a form of a peel, encouraging new skin growth and firming the skin. The reality is more likely that it is just another scam to get more money from people who are desperate to look young. I've got two possibilities of what she was trying to say: 1) She was starting to write "thank you . . . in lieu of a donation to charity as we requested" and somehow figured out that would be too nasty so she changed the wording mid-note; 2) she meant to say "in light of" and have a brain freeze. Of course, the possibility that she simply does not know what "in lieu of" means still stands. Backdoor Tamra didn't completely skip talk of anal; she mentioned the anal beads. They really do act like teenagers when it comes to sex.

NeNe was terrible, just a waste on this show. I enjoyed Margaret Cho. the whole drag queen or real housewive segment went on too long for me. We really didn't see many fashions from the VMAs. After all, Miley did 14 costume changes and we only saw three. I really did not agree with their praise for her silver suspenders outfit. then again, I may be biased because I found the VMAs so tedious with her as the emcee.

I forgot to comment on the exciting scene of Lauren discussing her constipation with Caroline. Now that's riveting TV. Why does this show exist?

I am in a mood to notice stupid things today. Shannon, current queen of misery, is soooo tired and is relaxing by reading a book in her bedroom. Rather than sitting back in her comfy chair and putting her feet up on the footrest or stretching out in bed, she is sitting hunched over on the foot stool. I know the scene was set up to be filmed, but it just seemed so Shannon. Dammit! She will not enjoy herself around David! On an annoying note, why are both Tamra and Eddie wearing slave collars? Who is their master? Oh, that's right, they serve Satan Andy. I forgot. Was Meghan wearing nipple rings? (temporary ones, I assume, not actual piercings) I thought I saw something silver that Tamra was offering to remove for her.

Okay, I have a problem with my color vision and even I can tell that some of those shirt and tie combinations are hideous. Does color blindness run in the Duggar family? Did Jesus lay it on their hearts and eyes?

When horrible people unite – the Real Housewives of Orange County. They are all horrible. Meghan with her shit stirring then feeling sorry for herself when people get upset. Tamra with her shit stirring, manipulating everyone to dance like little monkeys. The ever dramatic Vicki – this wasn’t OTT behavior from Vicks. I’m not sure this was even in her top ten. Shannon punishing her husband and family for his existence. Heather’s playing all sides. Lizzy lost her orange because she wasn’t able to wallow in the muck. Tamra’s great conversion to Christianity was to help her connect to the housewife who left mid-season. She didn’t know that person would drop out. I still contend the holy water will boil if she actually gets baptized. Kudos to the editor that was able to piece together 6 seconds of the Tamra and Eddie bath scene in which he did not look repulsed or terrified. That is some really good work. We all remember the actual let me down this glass of wine event. The silly Terry and Heather getting leech facials was shown on Botched. These two will do anything for airtime. Terry also used leeches on the show in a woman’s breast specifically for their anti-coagulant property. They were used to prevent blood from clotting around her surgical scars. So he should know how they work and how long the effects will be felt. Again, they will do anything for camera time.

That was way too much Miley broken up by Kanye rambling. I did find it funny that they talked about his fashion brand and he was wearing sweats. I was doing laundry today and looked better than he did. Even Pharrell put on his big boy pants. And I really don't care what new outfit Miley wears. That is the laziest form of emceeing - ooh, aren't I shocking in my skin tight/half sheer/barely existing outfit. You are not shocking. You are annoying and soul sucking.

I love Chandi so much. Her tone when she says "yes, Caitlyn" slays me. She is my personal Greek chorus. Cait seems mentally stuck in the 50s in regards to gender roles. Meanwhile she was part of a family that, while pushing an extra feminine look, do not fit that stereotype. Women can be more analytical - it does not make them lesser as women. The useless who will pay lunch scene was more of this. Hey cait, when you used to go out with guy friends, how did you hand;e the check? I think JBo was trying to push Cait on the dating thing only because she seems homophobic. Cait is really into being straight. If she is a woman who is sexually attracted to women, most people will not view her as straight. Cait's explanation that she wants to be treated like a woman seemed to be wanting someone to open doors for her, ask her out, pick up the check, etc. - more of the 50s ideals coming through. Dating a man might get her the type of attention; however, she may well not be sexually attracted to a man. Personally I don't care wo she has sex with or if she ever has sex again. The show is trying to push some connection with her and Candis but it is all for show.

What weird unfinished space was Albie sleeping in? His bed was at the top of a flight of stairs and the light switch plate was missing. Is Albie no longer allowed in normal rooms?

If we drink every time they say amen, we'll all be passed out in the first 30 minutes. The one speaker uses amen like a crutch. Where others would say um he says amen and keeps going. He never waits fir a response from the crowd. I may try that in my everyday life, thereby leaving no room for anyone to interrupt me. Of course, it might really throw people off in my atheist group. Let's hope Josh doesn't read this. He'll sit in the back row hoping someone gives him a hand (and I don't mean applause).

I'm pretty sure JB believes women only enjoy sex when married and then only because they are pleasing their husband and god. Of course that belief makes their need to watch their daughters every move rather suspect.

I am hoping yet dreading Josh staying longer than 6 days at RU so he can do a testimonial with his family in attendance. Then maybe Mechelle can grab the microphone and make Josh's "addiction" all about her. JB can then make a corny joke or two. And they can stand around beaming, expect the hordes to surround them and tell them how great they are.

I'm not convinced Justin was a broker before this show started. I feel like he got his license so he could be part of it.

Thanks for the catch. I do see this as another example of Blake not being the sharpest knife in the drawer. Unless he was spouting gallons of blood he shouold have just added the necklace and not cut the collar. His construction was already horrible. Why double down? The MK makeup artists seem really bad. The supposedly exciting chance to work with their lead artist did not exactly conjure up some exciting results. I would expect based on price that the quality level between L'Oreal and MK is about the same but the L'Oreal people were able to do some good work.

I too have been wondering how the models are being assigned this season. The red-haired model has been spending some serious time in the bottom. Designers keep picking real bad colors for her coloring. Do they know who they are working with early enough to factor this into their design?

I finally got around to watching this. I really could have done with Miley Cyrus speaking for Joan Jett, especially since she started out by telling us when she first decided she wanted to have sex with Joan. While she improved with her following comments, starting with a "joke" that objectifies a woman is not the best way to start, especially since few women are inducted. I've met Joan; she is extraordinary and did so much for women in rock. When I saw the list, I knew Ringo would be the closer. I did not enjoy his performance at all. Bill Withers chose to sing very little because his voice is not as powerful as it once was (and such a beautiful, rich voice he had). Ringo just pranced around bellowing like the world's proudest sick moose.

This reminds me of the bridge on Star Trek (The Original Series). Look at the meaningless flashing lights. Ooh, shiny things!

I would have swapped out Jake for Lindsey in the bottom three. A sequined micromini with a number on it, wha-wha-what? I also would have swapped Laurie for Blake in the top three. Blake’s dress looked like someone in a cocktail dress decided to go base jumping off of a building in New York. That’s the connection I found to the New York inspiration. I suspect for the Marie Claire version they will use very different material. And, of course, have it sewn much better. Just wanted to remind everyone of some of the brilliant descriptions of Blake’s outfit from this forum:

That is really a poor layout in the condo shown. And there is no excuse for it. Why were the kitchen and dining room at two different levels separated by only about 5 steps? Even if you put in an elevator, it would be really hard to have it access every level/split level. At least now I know I shouldn't go to an open house there. I'd never be able to do all of the stairs. The only thing I can figure is she was trying to add a lot of bedrooms. The place reminds me of the Coco Chanel saying of look in the mirror and remove one accessory. The designer/architect needed to remove at least one split level. It was really unappealing from the front, although that is fairly common here when the front is the top level and the home is built down a cliff or hill. There is also something cultural about not wanting to be too showy from the front. Then again, they went for the castle look, so I guess I cannot call that not showy.

Here are the houses shown in this episode (Note: the house listings will show price changes and whether they have been sold with price, so spoiler alert): 10 Carmel Street, the condo in the firehouse: http://www.trulia.com/property/3185592048-10-Carmel-St-San-Francisco-CA-94117 Here is the other condo in this building, 8 Carmel Street: http://www.trulia.com/homes/California/San_Francisco/sold/1672426-8-Carmel-St-San-Francisco-CA-94117 This is a really beautiful building. I was so happy when it was renovated. The overwhelming stupidity of having “firemen and firewomen” for the open house – I just can’t. These are things that are only done for TV shows. Also, this is the second time that Justin has stated the wrong square footage on one of his properties. He keeps adding to the size of the properties. Shenanigans! Here is the condo on 24th Street on Potrero Hill: http://www.trulia.com/property/3185018584-2130-24th-St-B-San-Francisco-CA-94107#photo-34 How toasted did Justin look at the open house? I actually thought that this listing would be fake since it seemed to only exist for the education of Roh. What a load that was. I cannot find the Tiburon house either for sale or recently sold. At least I enjoyed the house porn for this one even if we did have the stupidity of the bike ride into the pool.

I need to share my shame somewhere. A close friend is in a commercial with Guy Fieri. While I am happy she will have a national commercial, I cannot condone any more Fieri sightings. The horror of Fieri continues, against all logical reasoning. Why, oh why, is this man on TV? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh4SpwwHIYU

When you tap a bumper and cause no damage or harm to anyone in a car, it's no big deal. That is, of course, if everyone agrees. I had someone "tap" my bumper according to them. In my view, the view of both of our insurance companies and the mechanic that fixed it, they scraped the front quarter panel and pulled the front off of my car. Pretty much when your putting your bumper into the trunk to drive it to the shop, it's not a tap. Fortunately my car was parked at the time. My favorite part was the driver trying to claim we damaged the bumper when we put it in the trunk; that is, it supposedly wasn't damaged before then. My love for your son knows no bounds. Join us, young one. We are your people.

I love this comment. OMG I was naked in the shower this morning. I exited the shower naked and finished drying off. Clearly I am now available to any man who wants to sidle on up or go in for a grope. Then again, I have also been photographed topless. So I am clearly damaged goods. For those of you who follow the Duggars, I am now chewed up gum. Kristen handled this very well, simply getting herself out of the situation. No drama. No BS. Ramona turned it into a huge deal and Dorinda fell for it. I assume the bodies in the case are Mario's prior affairs. Ramona is selling the story that Mario cheated with one woman as part of a midlife crisis. Chances are she has thinned the herd considerably to come up with just one.