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To be fair, Ben comes off best when he "just nods his head and grunts." When he opens his mouth, the stupid falls out.

I find myself wondering if there is a breast size minimum that a girl has to achieve. Is an AA cup enough to satisfy her husband? Do they need to reach a full A first? If I was one of these daughters, I would bind my chest and hide that I had gotten my period to keep off the auction block.

@operalover I agree Angel has one leg shorter than the other and is not wearing special shoes to compensate. She also does not have very good extension in one of her legs. It makes me sad because there is so much more that could be done for her She seems like a nice person who has had a very hard life. - @grumpypanda I agree that Angel and her partner do seem to be a good couple. After the various I-only-want-fat-women or the major enablers it is refreshing to see someone who wants his partner to succeed and be happy. I hope life turns out well for their family.

The big concern this season was that the teams would constantly play to the camera. They all stopped doing this except for Tyler who cannot shut the eff up. I cannot stand his laugh but mostly I cannot stand how damn precious and special he thinks he is. He is so damn annoying. (And yes, I know he is not the worst racer ever, but he is still very annoying). He gave a freaking play-by-pay during the painting task. He could have been handing Korey nails or checking the adjustments as they went but he'd rather flap his gums. I don't think Burnie was particularly bad in his comments. I don't think he actually expected the other teams to give him the direction to the last spot at the garden. He was checking in to see how they were doing. I did not however suddenly believe that Tyler and Korey just floved Dana and Matt from the first leg. They were being strategic and trying to push out their strongest competitors, Burnie and Ashley. Unfortunately, B&A made a bad choice at the road block that led to their ouster. Perhaps if they had known they could keep falling off the unicycle on their way, they would have completed it. That was really odd judging. No one for the win!

There were a few people who had worked and stopped working within a few years of their surgery. As mentioned above, Chuck had his own business. He reached a point at which he was no longer really running it. After he lost weight and after Nissa told him to get his act together, he went back to work. A few of the women did porn but did not mention it on the show. There were several people who had working spouses but the show would make it appear as if the spouse was not working. For example, they implied that Edgar was only working as a caretaker for Penny. He worked in an auto parts store. The woman with the blue hair worked from home doing scheduling/dispatching. There are so many gaps in the way people are presented on the show, it can be hard to tell who is working and who is not. The show likes to present people as having become too large to work much like they like to have Dr. Now announce the person will be dead within a few years if they don't get surgery. Some of it is reality show shenanigans.

Angel was seriously depressed in her original episode. If I recall it was related to the loss of a child or being forced to give her child up for adoption. (Oh great PTV hive mind, enlighten me!) She is one of several people on this show who desperately needs physical therapy to try to get back normal movement. She had one knee done. From her continued bent knee stance, I wonder if she needs the other replaced also. She certainly could use help regaining a normal stance. It bothered me when she said Dr. Now approved her for knee surgery. They do act like he is the surgeon for everything. I can see him letting the orthopedist know if she had some additional risk factors, but the ortho would make the call on the knees. Dr. Now had marked her for a keyhole breast lift. So he was planning to do an actual lift. She probably has cross-eyed nipples with huge Frankenstein scars around them. They may go to him because he is better at getting the surgeries covered as follow up to bariatric surgery or by the show. Angel did not appear to have the kind of money needed to pay for plastic surgery.

I was not suggesting that it was. Given that they are both trying to get people to donate money to them for a wedding, honeymoon and house, I would expect them both to be working if physically able, which they seem to be. He had said he was interviewing but it was a ruse so he could buy a ring and buy rose petals to put on the table. Personally, if I were her, I would want to know if he had been able to secure any interviews. And if I were him, I would hope she had a job or prospects also. My comments were aimed at the situation of that day; they were not intended to in any way imply that men are expected to be the only ones working.

I misread this as Recipe for Decapitation. I could suggest a few people for that show.

Aaaaarrrgh! Do we have to keep rehashing the same storylines? Gunnar and Scarlett are back on the outs. What is this the 1,000th time? Juliet/Avery/Layla triangle. Angry Deacon smash. Gay bashing Will. Aaaaarrrrrgh. Cash and Frankie need to be gone. That whole storyline is just plain stupid. Frankie resents Deacon and Rayna yet he's been Deacon's sponsor for how damn long? Maddie is spilling the tea in court about things she should not know about and no one asks why she knows these things? Aaaaaarrgh! Give me an hour of Will in the shower. You owe me, show; you owe us all.

My initial reaction to this episode is aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh. I don't know why this one bothered me so much. Skin surgeries, cellulitis, Dr. Now doing a breast lift, aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh.

On the supersized episode, we learned that he told her he was interviewing for jobs on the day he bought the engagement ring. If I was Sarah I would have asked him about his interviews. Having a job really helps with, well, everything. The more I saw of her, the more off she seems. She's just a little odd. It was interesting seeing her parents. So often the families are very large. She and Joe met on a weight loss support board. I wonder how large she was. Her parents were not obese. Also, I noticed in every scene in which we saw Joe eating, other than at the hospital, Joe was eating carbs. Dr. Now is as anti-carb as can be.

They could make a whole series out of Josie if they take her to all of the different houses. Think of all of the counters she has yet to lick.

I hope he had multiple accountability partners. He should have one for each hand and each eye, just in case his eyes or hands start to wander.

When in doubt, blame Satan.

Those are some seriously hard nipples!

I wasn't kidding. Penny did do porn. She would sit in her (toilet) bed and eat. Zsalynn did some photo shoots, typically clothed in bikinis or lingerie.

What the fuck has Melissa done to her face? Seriously. She has a huge under bite. She looks like a Pekingese. Her eyes are slits. Her nose is squared off. She was really hard to look at this episode.

Jesse's final tattoo was so odd. Usually I hate the reaction shots from the other contestants, but I kind of enjoyed the WTF looks when he was explain his creature. I was scared Anthony was going home. I am glad he's staying. He is talented and one of the nicest contestants we have seen.

Buh-bye Daniel. You came, you sang, you occasionally screeched, you did not conquer. It would have been better if Nick could have left with you. He won't last much longer either. Oh, and Daniel, you did not uptown funk me up. No, you did not. I remain unfunked.

Israel meets Spurgeon. Muffyn doesn't care. The one thing they can count on is I won't be watching Counting On. I just stop by for the snark.

I think we can all agree at that age he should be able to put away his own toys, make his own meals, change his diapers, bring his mother a nice cup of tea and praise Jesus with every breath. At 13 months he should be making the beds. At 15 months he's doing laundry. By 18 months I expect to see that lazy toddler mopping floors. 21 months, time to learn to mow the lawn. Of course, when he's not doing his chores he should be quietly sitting on his blanket making absolutely no demands on anyone. Otherwise he is not a godly child. /sarcasm

I read the other recaps and enjoy them. But Bitey and Blackie never fail to make me laugh. It's pretty dang stupid but I find it funny. Sometimes, that's all I need.

According to Abraham on The Walking Dead, you are now "dolphin smooth." I reported this bug the other day. Seems to be fixed for me tonight. Every detergent or softener ad that pushes different scents makes me stabby. Between my brother, my grand nephews and me, there would be a battle royale for who would get to the ER first. Stop with the crappy, over-bearing scents. What's wrong with simply smelling clean?

Feel the Bitey and Blackie joy! House Ravens makes a comeback. Ravens dispatched throughout the land spreading lies/news.