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Chris and Candiace are the new Gretchen and Slade.

Sami's hypocrisy is ridiculous...even for Sami.

Sutton is the Beverly Hills version of RHOC's Shannon Beador. Yikes. Although, I think Sutton is loony, I can't stand Crystal.

What did Karen do to her face??? Yikes.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that GG is the one making the most sense these days. Motherhood has been good for her.

Des looks like he's a long-lost Kennedy family relation.

Chris is probably the biggest piece of shit to ever be on this show.

Chris took a page right out of Season 10's Zach's playbook. He's such an ass.

You have to wonder if Chris Samuel's is thinking about how much his mother never liked his wife...

I'm sure Lisa's 15-year-old son appreciated Dezi being described as a "babysitter".

I can't stand that Brooks. He annoys the crap out of me. Just go away.

Wendy saying "I have four degrees" is the new Monique's mantra of "I own four homes".

David just isn't cut out for this kind of competition. I think he's a really decent person, but he just doesn't get how this thing works.

Candiace and Chris are giving me a Gretchen and Slade vibe.

Mauricio's "space, space lots of space" in response to Aaron explaining an atom was hilarious.

Even Katie's dad thinks she's an insufferable jackass.

That was the funniest thing I heard today. 😂

Listening to Michael talk requires closed captioning. He's impossible to understand!

Hannah Ann for the win. Barb has to be the all-time worst parent on this show ever. She's insufferable. Good for Madison for standing up to her.

The way Peter's mom was acting, you'd think she was auditioning for Bachelor Senior Edition. Seriously, give it a rest lady.

Q: What's the fastest way to total inebriation??? A: Take a shot every time Zach says "attraction".

I can't stand this guy. Mindy was right - he talks in circles and says nothing. I'm getting a little annoyed with her too. Mindy...Zach does not find you attractive. He's trying to tell you this without saying it and will ultimately become more annoyed because you don't get it. He needs to just say it directly to her. Ugh.

Dolores re: Melissa doing in vitro: "This is a April 'Foos' joke"

The problem with Gina's hair is that it doesn't go with her skin tone at all. It makes her look washed out. Just because that shade of blonde looks good on one person does not translate to you. Many women can wear that color, but Gina isn't one of them. Plus, her hair is just shapeless.

Teresa is the biggest idiot around. I just loved watching Jackie verbally slaughter her. Teresa has zero capability of understanding...well anything.