Demian

Drunk History and Amy Sedaris both deserved it far more than SNL.

Fuck Lorne Michaels. Just, fuck him to death.

Nina Simone's "Feeling Good" for Chernobyl? What the actual FUCK?

Black Lady Sketch Show: Season Two. Also, Angela Bassett needs an award for Always Looking Fabulous, All The Fucking Time.

I think you meant "VAAAAAAAST personal fortune." She's insanely wealthy.

Damn. I was hoping that, had someone upset Julia, it would be Natasha Lyonne, because Russian Doll is fucking amazing, and it's definitely mostly because of her performance. Now I've got to watch Fleabag.

I've gone with whiskey. This is going to be brutal. As proved by this fucking Family Guy promo in the middle of the ceremony.

Oh, P.S.: That "Fourth Star" party logo in the promo looks an awful lot like Community's Asshole Flag, and I'm perhaps wondering if that's intentional.

Watched the first episode this morning before I was fully awake, and that ending has been freaking me out all day. I knew about the "transitioning" character's difficulties beforehand, but as soon as I saw those difficulties actually playing out onscreen, I knew the whole thing was going to invite a complete shitstorm, especially online. And especially because Davies is responsible for this whole thing. Tell you one thing, though: Those fucking cloying "Filter Masks for Humans" are an idea absolutely sent straight from the flaming pits of Hell, and for that reason, I've no doubt they'll become available everywhere soon.

Archie and Hiram just need to screw each other already, for Christ's sake. Their 'will-they-won't-they' relationship is beyond fucking ridiculous at this point. I beg to differ: "Hot Mess" is this show's default, and I fucking love it. I can't wait for the next season, even though this one hasn't even ended yet.

Please tell me the whole "Rock the Boat" thing at the wedding was a joke. I mean, that sort of shit didn't really happen back then, did it? DID IT?

How in Hell did her fake eyelashes stay attached to her eyelids during all of that shit? J.L. "Juggs" Hewitt's got some god-like glamour power going on...

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was nominated for both, and won Best Foreign Language Film.

She made that song sound like it was worth the nomination, which I'd never thought until I heard her sing it.

Hee.

For me, it's whiskey. If I end up dead from alcohol poisoning, you'll know what caused it.

Man, this Queen cover band sucks.

The older actors on this show must be having the most fabulous time working on it -- this show is daytime soap crap combined with nighttime network budgets, and that's got to be a fun environment to play around in. (Well, daytime soap crap and nighttime budgets combined with incredibly knowing scripts. which is kinda like catnip to me.)

"KDK 1 calling KDK 12.  KDK 1 calling KDK 12."

This "Documenting Hate" series just makes me want to kill either myself, because I'm sick of dealing with it after 50 years, or all of the hateful bags of shit the series is documenting, because they fucking deserve it. Especially now that I live smack in the middle of red-state Pennsyltucky, where said hateful bags of shit grow and thrive.

No. This show is GLORIOUS TRASH, and I LOVE IT.

"The Leopold and Loeb Juvenile Detention Center"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, as a reminder: Leopold and Loeb both began their sentences in Joliet (home of the Blues Brothers) before being transferred to Stateville, where Loeb was whacked by a fellow inmate in the showers via a straight razor. Archie's screwed.

I'm done -- this is the stupidest season of American Horror Story yet. (Even though it's also the most fascinating season, design-wise, and I still love Leslie Grossman.) Ryan Murphy sucks and is also one of the most intriguing show runners going right now, but this crap is just dumb, to the point of being both insulting and infuriating. Christ, I'm so conflicted.

I already feel stupider for watching this, the most stupid of American Horror Story premieres, but I gotta admit: I never knew that Goth Kathy Bates was a thing I needed in my life.

I kinda hate saying this, but Mariska Hargitay really, really, really needs to rethink her makeup and hair strategy for the new season. She's really starting to look like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (Or maybe Sarah Huckabee Sanders is trying to look like her. Whatever. Olivia needs a new beauty strategy.)