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Everyone looks great as a Robert Palmer girl -- the makeup is, like, designed to make anyone look fantastic. Why do you hate joy? Or do you just hate Belinda Carlisle....

Sorry! Sorry -- I have this almost uncontrollable aversion to Bryce Dallas Howard. I think it's because my first exposures to her were through those lousy M. Night Shyamalan movies, and so I keep thinking someone in Hollywood keeps pushing her on us, whether we like her or not. I'll try to be more accepting of her...whatever in the future.

Give me a fucking break: Bryce Daddy Howard's in a relationship with James Fucking Norton, and she's tossing him attitude? Honey, get over yourself, because despite your father's influence, you are still SO not that. Whoops. They're siblings? Whatev. She's still blowing way more attitude than her so-called "talent" can handle. Also: James Norton needs to start penciling in his eyebrows. (But I still love him, anyway.)

Vulgar Favors? You'll enjoy it. There's also Maureen Orth's original long-form story about him here, on Vanity Fair's website. I am so in for this. The Cunanan story was absolutely bananas, and absolutely everywhere that summer, especially in the cities he hit. So incredibly unsavory. I really hope they don't fuck it up.

Hee! My nephew's nearly as much of a smartass, and he's only three. Good going, Ike.

I agree with you 1000%, but while this was airing, I was far busier getting completely pissed off by the episode's underlying message, which to me was: "Oh, so you sent an entirely innocent person to prison for sixteen years, and you've now definitively exonerated them? Well, don't even bother letting them out, because prison's certain to have turned them into a complete monster, and if you attempt to rectify your mistake, they'll just stab and rape and bleach your daughter before burning her to death." That, combined with last week's complete civil rights nightmare of a premiere, makes me wonder where the fuck they're going with this season.

Speaking of past episodes, aren't the Danes supposed to be the Canadians of Europe? Complete with the beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies? Why did that change?

PISSED. ME. OFF. Also: Way to make Andy Karl look like a complete fucking doofus in his memorial poster. Someone on staff didn't like him that much, I'm guessing.

Does Ryan Murphy not know that we've all already seen "Blink" from Doctor Who?

Bless you for trying -- I myself spent waaaaaay too long looking for it, too. I'm now wondering how he managed to get it scrubbed from the Internet. And God DAMN you for seeing him in real life! I'm very sorry he didn't do that well this year, but he's got a fantastic attitude about it all.

I can't believe NBC's got an exclusive contract through 2032.

And you would make my day if you can find that old photo of Adam van Koeverden on Halloween, dressed like an angel. Too funny, and far, far too cute. I'd swear his publicity people had it scrubbed from the Internet.

My long-term (and exceedingly polite) Canadian kayaking boyfriend, Adam van Koeverden, is in Brazil for his fourth Olympics. Sigh.

The official list is here, and Wikipedia has a version of that here, just in case you need to look anyone else up.

Here's an article on the baseball player Sarah references. (And "Green-Wood Beach" is also the apocalyptic scenario I keep dreading. I hope to have moved to higher ground inland before that happens.)

Satan is a Republican.

Ha: http://www.slashfilm.com/graph-the-most-surprising-and-disappointing-tv-series-finales/ Apparently, Charmed's series finale pleased more dedicated Charmed-watching IMDb poll-taking participants than the series finales of other TV shows pleased similarly-dedicated IMDb poll-taking devotees, when compared to those IMDb poll-taking devotees' typical ratings for regular-season episodes. (If it sounds complicated, it is, but these websites need to generate advertiser-pleasing pageviews somehow, right?) So, you know: A win for Charmed! Pity Glee beat it.

They should have killed Charlie about three minutes into her first episode.

Favorite onscreen tweet from The Fake Today Show: @loveprideandjoy "Hudson U is a wretched hive of scum and villainy" Hee!

The search was entirely orchestrated for him, but I was impressed with his (apparent) ability to offer obviously literate cold readings of 160-year-old documents on camera. Of course, those moments might have been as rehearsed as everything else about this show, but whatever. (And side note: The Ancestry.com/Newspapers.com/FindAGrave.com branding is just beyond obnoxious right now. I mean, come on.) (Oh, and Groban? This one's for you.)

None of them ever did.

Ha! I'll take your word for it. Still pissed she required an endgame guy in the first place, but whatever. It's done. HOOOOORAY! Now to really get going on the end of fucking Supernatural.

Yeah, because it was always vital for Rachel to get married. Whatever.

I have zero sympathy for anyone thin enough to wear pleats.

Exactly what I was going to say. It's turning out to be a wickedly horrendous way to end the series.