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Popples said..."I don't even like baseball" Well you are obviously a Communist who hates Apple pie and Elvis and doesn't love Jesus. 😉😉😉 (Just kidding)

I know a title that hWitney could win hands down (though Bethenny Frankel would be a close contender): world's most obnoxious woman.

Mike Matheson needs gone. That's AT LEAST THREE goals (for the opposition) that have gone off his skate and into the Pens net. It's really tempting to say "fire Sully and get Trotz," but tbh, Sully did pretty well, considering that Malkin and Crosby missed the first third of the season, and we played most of this series with a third string goalie. I'm still pissed off, though.

I have come up with some amazingly creative swear words during this series. Up 2 games to none and suddenly it's tied at 3 games apiece. Did you know that "mother" is only 1/8 of a word?🤬🤬🤬

Or she's extremely envious of the beautiful woman that Babs was at her age.

Been watching Spring Baking Championship, have we? 😄 ETA: My heart ached for Damarr, that he was unable to have family there.

Please don't. I loathe Brian "Shenanigans" Malarkey. 😉😄

I like CB precisely because I can get SMALL portions. Most restaurants serve way too much food for me. Also, I can order a plate of four veggies of my choice.

Bahaha! I remember drinking Ripple (it was godawful), Boone's Farm, and Mogen David Pink Catawba. It says something about the quality of these that the best of the three was Mogen David.

Here are the 4 I adore, and would be happy with any of them winning: Buddha, Damarr, Evelyn, Nick. I'm kinda pulling for Evelyn.

The last IG I saw was her shilling vibrators again, with lip fillers and a hideous lipstick color that makes her face look like a porn blowup doll.

Her Mother's Day post features Babs eating wings. It appears that Babs is in a wheelchair, which makes me sad. And Shitney, of course, has to mock the fact that Babs has her pinky up while eating said wings. Despite her comments to the contrary, I think she hates her mother.

I went back to picuki and looked at her birthday post. You're right!! I still don't understand why, though.

There's an ad for Pepsi Zero that makes me LOL. "This is for every sports fan that just spent the entire game explaining the entire game...." You mean like when I introduced my husband to hockey and spent most of the game answering "Is that LEGAL?" "Can he DO that?" "Why did they blow the whistle?"

I think it's the makeup. To me, it's bizarre, and I don't remember makeup being that weird in the 80s.

There's another one for this product that starts by asking "When is the last time you went through a drive through.." for fast food. Ummmm..at least 8 years ago. I guess if you spend all your time/money on fast food, you probably DO need these pills.

And "Party Hard," the Pens goal song, used in the ad for the NHL playoffs. But only a Pens fan who had been to The Paint Can would know that.

The orgasmic noises at the end of the song should have been a dead giveaway, if someone was too stupid to figure it out from the lyrics.

My husband, I think I'll tie him out for the garbage man to collect.

The white and pink floral dress worn by the African American little girl with long braids is attractive.

Not an earworm, but I have to rock out every time I see that NHL commercial using Andrew W. K.'s "Party Hard." People who think I am just a sweet little old lady would be astonished to learn that I like head banger music. (Along with almost every other kind of music.)

The original song on which it's based was an ice pick in MY brain.

I'm really going to need a defibrillator for this one. LGP!

PLAYOFF HOCKEY!! 16 straight seasons of making the playoffs. Can we please get past the first round this year?

Back in the 70s there was research being done on using a compound in ground apricot pits (laertrile) as a cancer treatment. Unfortunately, it was yet another dead end.