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My feelings about Jackie Siegel:

This episode needed more jiggy-jiggy. Sumit is a nice guy, well educated, and good looking. Why would he want to date a 60 year old woman with a severe case of turkey neck? She is such a sad sack of blandness too. Maybe he hasn't realized she has zero money. Zero motivation. The future will have him cutting her yellowed nails, and changing her adult diaper. So sexy. Pole trying to run is the best. Poop water. I love that he requires subtitles most to the time to understand him. Jihoon is cute. I don't think he knows what he's got into with Ms. Goth. She is joyless. Absolutely one of the saddest humans to appear on this show. Corey, you big lunkhead, Evil-lyn is so not into you. Ronald is one smooth talker. He's not giving me good vibes. Tiffany isn't thinking about her son at all. Also, Daniel has a name. He's not "your boy" Ronald hasn't earned the right to even lay claim to calling Daniel "his boy." 🙄

This wasn’t a tell all. It was a Chan-tel all. Good lawd! Someone please get that girl a mouth guard to help her unclench (perhaps a good laxative too). She’s so stunningly dense. Everything about that family is cringeworthy. So much stupid; so little time. And they get a spin-off! That is cruel and unusual punishment even for TLC. Land of the Duggars, and home to Honey boo boo. 🤪🤮😢 Coltee. I had to rewatch his limp wrist water bottle throw several times. This is the most animated I’ve seen the dude. Nicole looked pretty, and she’s finally retired the cold shoulder blouses! Yah. Is she immature, stupid, and incredibly naive. Yes! However, Azan is beyond a scumbag to be leading her on, and taking what little money she has, and emotionally abusing a young child by pretending to care, and be “daddy”. That sociopathic. Pao’s lipstick choice made them look like ass of baboon. Roos, as ever, was charming, and vivacious. 😂 And-rrrrrreiiii was seething with anger as usual. He looked like he was going to bust out his little boy shirt, and bow tie, and hulk smash the entire set, and all that would remain would be steaming piles of silicone , lucite heels, and charred remains from weaves.

Tinsley was really hurt. It wasn’t put on. She was focused on trying not to cry. Who cares about how she gets her money? bethenny revels in hurting others. She gets a gleam in her eyes. I wish someone called her out on her hypocrisy. When Cookie was having a seizure she made an instagram story of herself hysterically crying. Bambi was family to her, and she’s allowed to grieve anyway she chooses.

I would love Nicolette Sheridan on the show. She won't do it. But it would entertaining. If Denise thinks her life is spicy...well I think Nicolette would have everyone beat by a mile. How does Dorit's hair not fall out with all those stupid barrettes in there? I was getting a second hand migraine. I'm not a big fashionista. I'm more like Denise. I like to be comfortable. Can we please stop with the big penis is better talk? I'm not impressed. Unless you've got a vadge the size of the Holland Tunnel it's not gonna be nice. It's gonna hurt...a lot. Count me in as a fan of the average sized peen. Loudest laugh of the night: Vyle is Queen of RHOBH. 😂😂😂 I literally fell off the couch laughing. Erika said it in the most deadpan monotone way too. Did not miss LVP for a moment. In fact, if she was at the reunion it would be a 6 car pile up. It would be nothing but attack, deflect, attack, deny...rinse, repeat. Camille is a bitch, but she does know how to bring it.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Laura talking about teaching Aladin a few things in the bedroom. Hopefully he has no sense of smell, because, imagine the odor permeating from her feet after a two day flight. I love Jihoon’s parents. They seem like funny and kind people. Jihoon seems really sweet too. Too bad he’s stuck with Miss Goth and lil devil. Corey can’t win for trying can he? I thought grandma was gonna bust out her rosary beads, and call the priest to perform an exorcism after he performed the magic trick. I think under the right circumstances, and with the right woman, he could be a very good partner. He’s absolutely devoted to Evil-lyn despite her obvious disdain for him. Jenny really needs to learn how to pronounce her fiancé’s name correctly. That would be a good start. And it is a big red flag that Sumit is lying so much about his relationship with her. I spoke before about dating a man from India, and he literally introduced me to his Mom on our first date. 🤪. No pressure.

I've never had a boss ask me if I had a boyfriend right out of the gate. That was weird. Joao is still a misogynistic ass. The reaction from Aesha when Jack asked her out was so genuine and cute. Anastasia's food looks delicious. I'm not much of a lamb person, but that meal looked amazing. Jackie Siegel may have money, but she's trash. She's like Kim Zolciak but with way more money. Her home had dog poop everywhere, and her fav thing to do was to roll up to McDonalds drive thru in a limo. Did anyone catch was Aesha said about her Mom being judged for? I couldn't understand what she said.

Russ is the very definition of a milksop. He's such a wimp, and Pao continues to walk all over him. He can't seem to do anything right. If he's not working...he not supporting his family. If he is working, he's not there for his family. All that was missing in the Coltee and Mother love scene was some candlelight and Barry White playing. And-reeeeiiiii is a dick. A massive tyrannical dickhead. And if he wants a 15k wedding in Moldova then he better get his ass to work and earn it. But maybe earning money to support his daughter and wife may be a more logical approach than wasting money on a 2nd wedding. Priorities, mate. I cannot stand Nicole's smug face. She so stupid giving money to a love rat when it should go to supporting her daughter.

Dorinda dramatic fake crying, and then snapping into a HULK-like rage in mere seconds with Lu. I feel so badly for the new guy that Bethenny is dating. They have to leave a little extra space in bed for Dennis' ghost. And Lu. Well...Her ego takes up the entire bed so the guy has to bump it and run. I like Tinsley. She's a stealthy snarker. She says the shadiest stuff under her breath.She just can't get a word in edgewise with the rest of the harpies. Especially with Bethenny bulldozing over everyone else.

I do not like Ronald, and his friends are a bad influence. Tiffany dragged her sweet child to meet deadbeat ‘daddy’. A Daddy who is one day out of rehab, and already chugging booze, humping a beer keg, and letting a stripper dry hump him. Oh vey! Laura and Jenny. Is the appeal that they are blonde? I’m not seeing any redeeming qualities in either female -personality, or looks wise. I was experiencing 3rd degree anxiety with Deaven, and her lil devil. The soggy eggs, and dirty diaper. Screaming fits from a child with absolutely no guidance from her Mom. However, it paled in comparison to seeing the parents eat raw bacon. Pork has a parasitic tapeworm that can travel to the brain and possibly kill you if you eat it under cooked or raw. 😧

Sign me up too for a trip on the Aladin train. Choooo choooooo jiggy jiggy 😂 Pole running off in distress is delightful. Out of the whole cast he concerns me the most. I can’t believe he’s responsible for a child. 😕

I did think Travis was hot until he did the man-gina. No thanks. Aesha is playing a dangerous game with her behaviour at the club. She's lucky there was a camera crew around them. Anastacia is impressive, but doubtful that she had no culinary training. I'm going with producer driven fake storyline. So far, she's my fav crew member. Hannah always looks like she's just sucked on a lemon. Sour-faced twat. Sandy is so thirsty that there isn't enough water in all the oceans to satisfy her quest for camera time. I'm waiting for the show to be renamed: Below Deck with Captain Sandy. I was throughly entertained by the Instagram thot gansta wanna-be rapper. Honey, you're no Missy Elliott. Good thing your obnoxious Father has money. The son "Dr. Daniel" reminds me of Eric Trump but with more chin.

You're right! My bad. :-)

The stuff of nightmares. If there was ever a need to cast for a female Joker in a Batman movie, Bethenny would be an ideal choice.

Can we talk about the guy near the front of Lu's show who appeared to be having orgasmic fits over the show? 😂 Dorinda needs to 'clip it' She's one to talk... she's getting a lifetime of free dry-cleaning from humping on Jumbo John. Tinsley doesn't need her so called friends to chime in on her personal life, or to allege she's sleeping with Scott for money. Tinsley probably has a trust fund of some sort. That said, it is none of their business what she does with her money. And to make bring up her dog's funeral arrangements and make fun about it in front of her was so rude, and cruel. I lost sympathy for Bethenny when she decided to bring up Dennis again. He's so obsessed with her in that he was trying to pull her in! His ghost secretly added Bonito flakes to the miso soup because he can't live in the afterlife without her! 🙄 When she strutted into her party and they panned down to her spindly legs it reminded me of this:

I like Camille. I've always liked her. She's the Joan Crawford of the group. Finally Dorit, and PK gets called out for their grifting ways--yes! Thanks for bringing it all up Rinna! More and more, yes!. Denise, keep on eating. I'm lifting a fork too. A huge forkful of itisaboutfuckingtime pie. BTW, I was more disgusted by Dorit's behaviour at the storefront. I found her talking down to the other employees was rude. Then she makes herself sound like an overworked scullery maid. Bravo probably got her the window display at Kitson. After all, It's free advertising for them. No one gonna buy those gawd-awful swimsuits. She's so full of self-importance, and like she is some sort of genius for re-arranging the mannequins. F-off Dorit, and take your bull-frog faced slimy husband with ya. Next week: LVP being crowned Ms. Sainthood of the Traveling Beverly Hill Bitch Pants. Didn't even miss her. Sorry not sorry.

Tiffany, Ronald “Daddy”, and Daniel together was like watching some kind of fucked up Hallmark Hall of Fame movie. Daniel is a sweet kid, but his innocence is going to be lost pretty fast in South Africa. I suspect that young Danny will end up in the casino slamming back Shirley Temples with Daddy who is busy playing poker but tells Tiffany that he’s taking ‘my boy’ out for a little father and son bonding time. It all goes downhill fast when Daddy uses the last of Daniel’s candy money on the nickel slot machines. Jenny: wash yer hair darlin’ Look up naive in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of Corey. Look up evil, and you’ll see a picture of Evelin. Deaven: Stupid Girl. She’s barely a child herself, and now knocked up with kid number two.

Mila should be fired. Her food stinks, and so does her snotty attitude. They could find a suitable replacement in the South of France. It’s not exactly Siberia 🤪 I’m liking the crew. They are being quite respectful to one another. It was sweet of Anastasia to include Mila in the phone conversation with her Mom. She did not take all the credit for dinner, and thought it was kind, and professional of her. I’m enjoying Travis. He’s funny, handsome, and a good worker. Did “I am Captain Sandy” not “Sandy” tell Joao she loved him? She really crosses the line between overly familiar, and then snappy about being the boss, and demanding respect. You can’t have it both ways. She’s an awful leader.

Pao is unable to breastfeed baby Axel so they hire Coltee to be the wet nurse.

All I gotta say is that I had a full on 5 minute laugh when Ramoner was pondering if Bambi would be defrosted in a microwave. I'm probably going to hell for laughing. RIP Bambi.

Erika is extremely guarded, and it gets interpreted as cold, and disinterested. I think building trust with women has been very difficult for her, and Vyle and Freddi Fat Hands didn't help when they shot her completely down. My god, they are both such complete drunken assholes. Two headed vipers. And nobody is jealous of your life, Vyle.

Mila is not a chef. Well maybe she's a chef of canned food cuisine. Chef Boy-u-suck-ee She's not much of a human being either. I'm appalled by her views on homosexuality, and her general attitude. The girl always looks like she's sniffing a fart. I''m not sure why Colin isn't comfy with the new crew. They all seem pretty decent. He really doesn't seem his usual goofy rapping self. I thought for sure he'd be rapping bad tunes to Aesha. Aesha. I kinda get her. I'm very much a weirdo. I've toned it down a lot over the years. Especially at work. I couldn't imagine talking about poo, or asking for a vibrator in front of my boss! But with my close friends it is a different story. Anyway. I like her. Travis. He's sexy, but a smoker. Yuck. Maybe he and ashtray Hannah can deep throat the nicotine out of each other. Anastasia rocks. Amazing work ethic. Super nice. Professional. Jack. He funny. He's a lazy ass, but sexy af. Jwow really pulled up his socks this year. I'm getting get turned on. Hannah. Snob. Mean girl. Acts very superior. Immediately turns into the town gossip as soon as she finds dirt on someone else. She lucky she's got an awesome crew this season.

I like Karine's brother: "I think Paul is a bit of an unbalanced person." Jenny is like an excited new puppy about to pee on the floor: "Oh Sumit! You're so amazing. I like EVERYTHING about you! I can't believe this is happening! Is this happening? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I mean I really really love you. You are MY EVERYTHING!" Sumit: "I don't know if I'll choose Jenny, or my parents." Ludwig master of the grilled cheese. He has wisdom and possesses something that Laura doesn't have: common sense. So she basically admitted that she married the dude to get it on. Oh girl. There will be no babies for you. The only eggs you have left are scrambled. The goodbye scene with Daniel and his friend seemed very opportunistic. It gave me the sads. A moment like that should not be fodder for masses. And the kid is already calling him Daddy? I'm not getting good vibes with Tiffany so far. Something in the makeup ain't clean.

Great season with minimal negative drama. I enjoyed seeing the close friendships happen between the designers, and building up of each other instead of tearing down. Christian was a wonderful engaging, and delighted snarky mentor. He was truly there for the designers, and really gave them tips that benefited them. Hester grew on me like the wacky hats that seem permanently stationed on her head. I think she’ll do really well. Garo has his niche corseted style, and it has done well for him, but quite frankly, I wanted to see Bishme’s collection over Garo. Too bad! So sad! I have always admired DVF. She took a signature style and made a name for herself. She had an incredibly saucy life. Great mentor for Hester if the job offer stands and is accepted. Im so pleased that Sebastian won. Well deserved. He is without a doubt up there as one of the PR superstars. It was quite pleasant to see the softness come out with Nina. It doesn’t happen often. The Bravo folks need to pat themselves on the back for amping up and bringing life back into this show without resorting to sensational tactics that are often seen on some of their other reality shows. PS.The venue that the runway show was held in was beyond beautiful. 🤩

Sean spoke several times about wanting to be placed in a group home. He knew well enough that he required constant care, because he was simply unable to cope with basic life skills. There is such an epidemic of addiction going on that it is crazy scary. Sean’s addiction was food. As much as I respect Dr. Now, and his team, Sean needed much more help. It would seem that to follow a diet and exercise program would be simple enough, but it is virtually impossible if you’re dealing with a whole host of other issues. I noticed Sean would often disassociate when Dr. Now was speaking to him. I suffer from it at times when life is so unbearable. It is pure survival mode. You mentally switch off to protect yourself from mental anguish and pain. And for those of you who are of strong character: you are most fortunate. Be thankful that you never enter into a place that is rootless, and devoid of anything but darkness. I feel nothing but sadness for Sean, and for his incredibly short life he had on earth. I hope his spirit is free now, and that he is finally at peace.