LordOfLotion

Mr. Lotion is calling this a fail. Out of the hospital and eating a take out tray full of junk.

Go Dr. Now! Read her the riot act!

Don't feel sorry for him. All he does is wipe her ass.

Wait-- I know I know I know... "BOBBBAAAYYY!!!" I heard Whitney Houston yell that too many times on that stupid show. That's what that sounds like.

Mr. Lotion said he's disinfecting her derrière.

"FREDDAAYY!" That reminds me of something... can't quite put my finger on it.

NO! Not the bread!

Mr. Lotion said the same thing!

From Indy to Houston is about 20 hours. Mr. Lotion stopped in Little Rock and he felt like he was never going to get there.

We have food delivery here. The grocery options are pretty limited and expensive, so it pays to go get the groceries if you can. I am an extreme hermit, but I go out for food when I have to.

She has panties on! I'm so proud of my fellow Hoosier!

We've got one of Indiana's own!

I am SO hungry. I think I'm going to eat coconut oil straight out of the container while I watch tonight.

I'm not sure. I didn't stay with the video long enough to find out, though from what I've gathered from other conversations with younger women over the years, I think I have an idea. I don't care if she hates me for not talking about periods, because I'm just sick of hearing about them. I just want to have them in peace without people taking so much interest in what's going on down there, or wanting me to take interest in theirs.

I think the fourth street cat may have disappeared. She's not even talking about him. It's like he never existed.

It was Penny who was talking about how she could wash her vagina, but she never really lost any weight. It was season 2, but I don't remember what # episode.

I just want to say I hearted this for being informative, not because I like her pulling on Henchi.

I said she may find things she or her parents don't want known. As a celebrity, it would be better for her to go about this in private before doing it in public. As for a long-dead creep only affecting you if you let him, you might be surprised at what happens to you when people think they know who your ancestors are. Things don't always happen to you because you "let" them. Switch to a famous last name for a while and see what happens to you.

I saw that she had a live video going and tuned in for a minute just in time to hear her and her friend talking about how they hate people who don't like to talk about their periods. It became another punchable faces moment so I went back to my all-day Twilight marathon.

If you give a person an interview, they'll incite a riot. If you give a person a platform, they'll self-immolate. The more you talk, the more people pick up on how dumb you really are. Maybe Will is just letting her talk.

She might find something she or her parents don't want known. You can have anyone back there, like slave owners, criminals, traitors, pirates, anything, and you might not want to talk about it. We blame people for what their ancestors did. It's stupid, but it's what we do. She'll go braying about whoever it is and the rest of her family will be absolutely mortified. Another thing I can see happening is her finding a cluster of fat ancestors, and she'll get out her Jump to Conclusions mat and she'll jump to genetics, especially genetics. "Look! It's genetics! I have another excuse!" Imagine if she has a direct line ancestor who was a bearded lady or a fat lady at a circus. The funniest thing that would happen would be that she would make some glaring mistake and claim to be descended from some famous historical family. She would start dressing up in costumes and posting tons of garbage about being related to them, only to have a real genealogist call her out a prove that she had screwed up and she was actually descended from the local garbage man like everybody else.

She needs to leave the ancestry quest alone. There are a lot of people who don't like what they find when they do that.

I know that FB is seen as a platform for older people, but beyond that I couldn't say. The organization on IG seems messy to me, and it's supposedly more of a breeding ground for scum and villainy. All I can see is that it's slightly more photo based, and a little more difficult to download people's pictures, but certainly not impossible. I guess I could make it my next project after I get done fixing a little red wagon and see what makes IG so great.

Tuna Helper again, dear?

I just want to say I appreciate your glorious manifesto in its entirety.