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LordOfLotion

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  1. We talked about this in Schenee's thread. The answer is yes. You need folds, or in this case, flaps. When you get your man, keep him under your flaps and let him out to shower for 2 hours each day, and any time you need bleach or sugar for your spaghetti.
  2. You know why the dude is in the truck by himself? BECAUSE IT'S QUIET.
  3. There needs to be an indicator light on hatchbacks that says "Aw HELL No!"
  4. That was uncharacteristically smooth. Something bad's going to happen.
  5. I mean make some slippers out of mops and spray them down with s*** and span before you walk or something... There are ways to get a job like that done if you are especially lazy like I am...
  6. Ow! Mai Computer! Windows did an update right as the show came on. I almost didn't make it! I don't even have an eating habit tonight!
  7. More like that dress encompasses everything, like the entire membership of the UAW that it takes to hold her up, because you know she is not standing up by herself long enough to take all those pictures. Sorry. Sometimes I need to let it all out.
  8. I think she's afraid they'll actually make her do something. You know, anything.
  9. People magazine article http://people.com/health/whitney-way-thore-accusatory-messages-isnt-losing-weight/?utm_campaign=peoplemag&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag Bonus fun in the comments on their link on People Facebook page.
  10. They could have been. They could have wandered in from a search engine for all I know. I want a lawyer.
  11. Never mind. I shouldn't have talked about Fight Club.
  12. The people involved make me think she will be getting something out of this somehow. Jes Baker and Tess Holliday are two that immediately jump out at me. The rest of them look like people who have turned their weight into some kind of internet fame.
  13. I just watched the video for that. I'm stunned. They rate places on things like if the seats have arms, aisle width and things like that. Basically, if a place is big enough for the morbidly obese to navigate comfortably. It's going to be like Yelp for fat people I guess. This is going to provide a lot of fodder for other forums I frequent.
  14. When you get your man, just keep him in your folds. Let him out for 2 hours each day for showers and meals.
  15. If anyone is interested in where they were grocery shopping, it was at a place called Indiana Discount Mall. The general area is close to a place called Lafayette Square. I didn't recognize it last night because I never go there. One does not simply walk into Mordor. The section of Indianapolis where they were living is not the Ritz, either.
  16. Little Miss "I Went to College" doesn't know how to lock down her Facebook page. Maybe they have a class for that along with medical billing and coding. You can do medical billing and coding without a class, incidentally. I don't know how that's even a thing.
  17. It gets highlighted if you get 25 likes. You're popular!
  18. Mr. Lotion thinks if she went to college it's likely a 2 year associate's degree. She's too big to have gone anywhere for longer. It would be funny if she went to Martin U. That's a couple of little buildings next to each other in Indianapolis.
  19. She believes in God? I believe in God too, and God did not make her fat. God did not put that food in her mouth, SHE did.
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