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For the love of God, Victor...stop calling Nikki "my baby" already! It's like nails on a chalkboard! I'm not an alcoholic and don't have much knowledge about the disease. So I'm asking this out of ignorance, obviously. Why would Nikki, if she's trying to stop drinking, carry a flask of vodka with her everywhere she goes? The temptation is available right at her fingertips. I don't get it.

Do any of you have the slightest interest in this never-ending corporate takeover storyline? Especially when entire episodes are devoted to it. As soon as I see one happening, I FF through the episode. I really miss Tucker being with Ashley. TSJ literally sparkled when he was in scenes with her and was able to express his sense of humor. Way better than the Snidely Whiplash version we have now.

The Esther Valentine goes to LA storyline is just a rip-off of the film "Mrs Harris Goes to Paris" right down to her pulling wads of cash out of her purse and being treated with disdain by those around her (looking at you, MO). The main difference being that the film, starring Leslie Manville, was charming while poor Esther's presence there just makes no sense.

Does anyone know what they do to the lemon carcasses draping everyone's glasses of iced tea? They are very cool-looking and the only thing that captured my interest on yesterday's show.

Ridge did something so heinous to Brooke by running to Taylor (not to mention sleeping with her and proposing to her) after listening to that fake call to CPS without even giving her the opportunity to defend herself! He should be thanking his lucky stars that she'll even talk to him. So why is SHE the one doing the pursuing? It's not wonder that neither she or Taylor feel secure when they're with him...he puts in zero effort to indicate his interest in either one of them. He should be wining and dining Brooke all over Rome. Maybe I could possibly get behind a Bridge reunion then. But not like this.

Thanks!!!

On the ONE day I was actually interested in watching show, some meteorologists from Philly cut in to talk about thunderstorms in the area and hijacked the ENTIRE second half! Can anyone fill me in on what happened after Faith spit water in Cameron's face? And with the baby? Thank in advance!

The only positive aspect of the Aspen trip is that we don't have to see Krista Allen's bare, bony shoulders every damn day!

I cannot for the life of me understand how those women do shot after shot after shot in the middle of the day like they do. They act like college students on spring break! How do they function after drinking so much? Does Bravo push them to drink in hopes that it'll fuel epic fights?

I live in Dover, DE where Kail's office is located. Every time I drive by it, I can't help but think what a waste of money that is. An entire office just for podcasts? Now I'll eagerly be looking at a "For rent" sign since it seems like Kail has officially signed her own termination letter from MTV.

It was breathtaking, wasn't it? I hope this is the last time we'll have to see her smug, arrogant mug on MTV ever again. And good luck with those podcasts, Kail, once you're off the show and you fade into well-deserved oblivion.

What a waste of money! And why would she put the exterior of the office on air? I live in Dover and just drove by it while I was running errands. I'd seen it a million times before but never knew what BMND stood for. Now I do and so some potentially shady people. Kail's not the sharpest knife is the drawer, is she?

Shouldn't "world renowned" psychiatrist Taylor know better than to get involved with someone on the rebound? Especially since that someone was professing his love for his "destiny" (another woman" the very same day he declares to Taylor that he wants to come "home" to her? She would be advising any of her patients to take some time with making a transition to a new (in the case, old) relationship after leaving one of long-standing duration. I wonder if she can sue herself for malpractice? I wish Brooke would go to a good stylist, get some some lowlights in that mess of blonde on her head along with a really chic haircut, get out of her dowdy mourning clothes, and remind that sleazebag husband of her of what he's giving up!

She had slightly more with the original Ashland. They're both cold-looking people.

Things you sleep about when you can't sleep : couch sex. Alll of the couch sex we've been witness to forever, the latest romp being on Adam's office couch. We can all say it in unison...Eww!!! Why do Billy and Lily, Chance and Abby, and countless other couples seem to have sex only on their couches? Then it hit me...Show has hardly any bedroom sets! Sharon used to have a bedroom in her cottage. Jack had one in his home. Even Devon and Amanda had a bedroom back in the day. But now? The only actual beds we see are at the Grand Phoenix. So when a couple is staying there, there might be some actual normal sexy time scenes. But other than that, we're left with couches. Lots and lots of icky couches. Moral of the story? Get a sleep aid!

This may have already been mentioned upthread but baby Dom has Abby's exact same coloring/eye color. How is that possible with Devon and Mariah as his bio parents? It only makes sense that someone else is the dad. Although I hate to think that it's Stitch.

I'd never seen Krista Allen perform before and I was very impressed by her Taylor. She was warm and compassionate, even burdened with those awful heavy wigs. But her new hair isn't a whole lot better. It's very flat and still heavy and drags her whole face down. I'm hoping it's some kind of weave and we'll see her real hair eventually. She's a very beautiful woman.

Heather Dubrow does not belong on this show. She's more a RHBH. There's just too much of a discrepancy between her wealth and the wealth of the others. There's no way they can compete with her "fabulousness". Speaking of wealth, just what does Gina do for a living? Most of the others have careers and Shannon was pretty well set up by her divorce settlement but I don't know where Gina's money...not that we've seen her flaunting any...comes from. Does she have a job we don't know about? Or is her job RHOC?

I have nothing against Amanda...I just don't think she brings much to the show other than her pretty face. She has, in my opinion, a bland personality. I wish they'd cut down on all the dancing at the beginning of the show. Natalie isn't very good at it and looks slightly uncomfortable. I wonder what it's like for a journalist to step into an entertainer's shoes like she's done.

Hey, Maci and Taylor, here's an idea...instead of sitting around on the couch fighting about cleaning out the garage tomorrow, why not just get up off your sorry asses and clean it today??? What else have you got going on?

Amber's going to be really surprised when she goes for her "doctorate in psychiatry" and realizes that psychiatrists actually go to med school. I'd love to see her MCAT scores! As if she'd ever get that far. We've never once seen Amber (or the rest of the "teen" moms, to be fair) in the presence of a book or even a magazine so imagining her plowing through a college textbook is pretty rich. Cheyenne doesn't want Kyle to move across the country with her son because that would deprive Ryder of a 24/7 playmate and essentially mean that Cheyenne would have to play with her daughter instead of sitting on the couch complaining about every little thing. Mac is embarrassed by the daily calls from the school. Otherwise, little Broncs would be getting zero therapy and she would be continuing to giggle about him calling his teachers "butt crack hoes".

THANK YOU!!! I'm so happy someone else noticed this. I thought I was just imagining it. I even looked up his info to see if he was born in Ireland. Maybe he spent a long time there at one point in his life? He might be come across as more handsome if he could act and imbue any sort of personality into his character. It's difficult to imagine why Stuffy fell in love with him.

Thanks for the info and the laugh, Boes!

I missed the whole "Abby saves the day" episode. Where was Stitch hiding Mariah?

Where does the nickname Rodan come from? That's a new one to me.