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YES! to all of this! The only thing I'm enjoying about show right now is Brooke's hair. My God...I LOVE her hair! I hope she keeps that style when she and Ridge "begin" their lives together. Again.

I was really hoping that Ridge would've gotten to Liam to the point that he went over to the cliff house to talk to Steffy about how much he "loves" her (because basically, who doesn't?) only to find $Bill there which would've been a slam dunk ending to all of Stuffy's hopes and dreams for a reconciliation. Instead, we got the same people having the same stupid conversations over and over and over again. No action. Why can't something just HAPPEN, damn it?!?

As much as I loathe old Matt, I have to give him props for acting like he was interested in/possibly loved Amber (and/or her MTV paycheck). There was constant interaction between the two of them. Granted, it was manipulative b.s. but at least it was there. NuMatt doesn't even make an attempt to appear connected to Amber. Or Leah. Or anyone else in Amber's world. Is he on pillses, too?

I really liked KM in UnREAL and am liking her even more in L.A. to Vegas. I'm glad she got a chance to stretch her wings and grow professionally. So far I'm not a fan of nuHope...she just seems so stiff in the role...but am hoping she'll relax into it.

And Phoebe is now in a relationship with "Jaime" from "Outlander". Lucky girl!

Things I enjoyed about yesterday's episode : Ridge removing his jacket and then carefully undoing his shirt cuffs and rolling up his sleeves as if he were preparing for a duel. If only they were each given a pistol at that point! Ridge pouring a drink and then placing it on Bill's desk next to Bill's soon-to-be-aching head. Brooke's look of incredulity when Steffy told her that Bill was the "other" man along with her exclamation "Bill wouldn't do that to me!". Oh, show...you're giving us some good moments!

Dear Ridge, What part of "Your daughter is a skank ho" do you not understand? She did it! Willingly! A concerned viewer

Imagine how large Brandon and Theresa's family would be if they were allowed to adopt all the unwanted Teen Mom and TM2 kids...Kaiser, Stella, and now Baby Glennon. Also imagine how eternally grateful those kids would be to have a happy, loving family that was able to provide everything they needed, both physically and emotionally. I'd throw baby Ensley into the mix, as well, but I wouldn't want to wish them the horror of dealing with UBT or Jenelle for the rest of their lives.

I don't know if they're exactly the same or not but the off-the-shoulder plaid top Maya has been sporting the past couple of days looks so similar to the one Megan Markle work to an event in Wales with Prince Harry yesterday. Could the princess-to-be be borrowing fashion trends from B&B? :-)

You did see that, BYTOR. We ALL saw it!

At least Jersey will now be spared the "Flickerization" of their relationships! A public service brought to you and NJ by Andy Cohen and Co! I'm not sure if you really need any qualifications to be a "relationship expert". Much like a life coach. I saw a Groupon recently offering a discount on becoming a "certified" life coach. All you had to do was send in some $$$, watch some videos online and VOILA...a career is born! (No offense intended to the actually qualified life coaches out there)

I think we can all safely assume that after this episode aired, Siggy Flicker's "relationship expert" business is kaput. Do we even know if that was ever a real thing?

I can't normally endorse anything that comes out of Farrah's mouth but had to agree with her when she and Deb were discussing the wedding and Farrah asked her why her "other daughter" couldn't be the maid of honor instead of Farrah, who clearly doesn't want the job? Could that be because the "other daughter" wants nothing to do with being on camera and therefore Deb wouldn't be paid for an appearance if Farrah wasn't there? And on a side note, the constant fawning that Michael and Amy do over Farrah is just nauseating. We get it...you love MTV money...but how in the world can they keep spouting such ridiculous nonsense that only furthers Farrah's delusional beliefs about herself?

I like Margaret but her sparkly blue eyeshadow made her look 10 years older than 50. Was it just too heavy for her eyelids? Also, are trains on prom dresses a thing now? Josh's date's mom was following her around like Pippa at Kate's wedding, holding up that train. Did she go to the dance with them or did that bottom of the train end up with five layers of filth on it by the end of night?

I usually really enjoy watching the lives of these rich women that are so far from my own reality. But Erika's over-the-top blowing money on anything she can...hideous expensive clothes, her "glam" squad, a very pricey apartment which is just for her "work"...is really rubbing me the wrong way. If she did anything charitable...anything!...I could probably look past the flagrant waste of money. But when I think about how many meals could be purchased for the homeless or needy children it makes me ill. And now she wants to make more money from us buying her book about herself??? No, thanks.

I live in the same town in DE as Javi and one day before Christmas I saw him at Littman Jeweler's. I was thisclose to approaching him to say "Step away from the engagement rings, Javi!", but didn't fearing he'd think me a madwoman. Now, after watching those horrible flirty scenes with him and Brianna, I wish I'd done it!

Why can't whoever's courting Brooke actually court her...like take her on dates, trips and such. All we ever see are men declaring their love for her while she smiles coyly but we don't see any build up of any feelings on anyone's part. At this point it looks like she's just a pawn in Ridge's and Thorne's ongoing rivalry. I really miss the old days of soaps when a couple slowly fell in love and we fell in love along with them. That's what gave them rooting power.

How long has Stuffy been wearing that horrible gray sweater??? It feels like months! Time to burn the damn thing.

I hadn't noticed this before but I'm sure it's going to drive me crazy now that I'm aware of it. New drinking game? How blotto will we all be after a half-hour show?

Who is Francine?

I live in the same town in DE as Kail and in yesterday's local newspaper there was a petition for a name change in the Public Notices section. She's asking that Lux's last name be legally changed from Lopez to Lowry because "the father will not accept paternity". She must really want this badly because to have something like this published in the paper, you have to submit your address. I, and anyone else who reads the paper, now know exactly where she lives!