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Violence vs. non-violence. So sad. The coven needs to pack it up and go away. How did Brittany get such a huge role in this show anyway?

After reading all the comments about Bethenny really being the only one of the cast who has an actual job, I rewatched the episode with that in mind. What do you think these ladies do all day? None of them have young children and we rarely see them engaging in any kind of volunteer work (again, except for Bethenny) aside from throwing the occasional dinner or party that might benefit a cause.

I predict that the Lope wedding won't happen. In all my years of soap opera viewing, if a bride is seen in her wedding gown before the actual wedding itself that usually means buh-bye to that ceremony.

Look at the memory on you, Anna Yolei! You're able to remember that far back? Whatever kind of memory enhancer you're taking, I want some!

I've been Team Brooke since day 1 and even though I can't stand Taylor, I have to say that everything she said to Brooke today made total sense. If Liam and Hope's relationship is that stable, the new baby shouldn't do anything to change that. Brooke looks super-desperate with all of her "The wedding will happen ASAP!" nonsense. I worked with a crazy psychiatrist for a few years and the one sane belief he had was that "There are two events in life that should never be rushed...a marriage or a divorce." Amen!

The Partially Open Door strikes again! Valiantly moving storyline along at a pace that none of the characters are able to and freeing us from the vortex of suck that is every discussion about the upcoming Lope wedding!

Oh, Lord...I hope TPTB don't read this and think "What a great idea! Brooke and Liam haven't been together yet!". That would be the final nail in the coffin for this show. A hissing Brooke is a scary Brooke! Who knew all that lay under that whispering kindergarten teach voice?

I remember the scene between KM and Wyatt...I think they were married...and he was so proud of having prepared dinner...pasta and a bag of salad. I'll never forget her funny incredulous response, "Oh, a BAG of salad?!? I'm impressed!" or something like that. I can't imagine nuHope making me laugh.

So, Hope moves away for how many years and in all that time had no time for introspection about the torture that can only be experienced when one is part of a love triangle? And comes back, willing, for more??? Gee, who wouldn't want to announce your engagement with sheepish "I know we shouldn't be doing it this way but we done did it!" smiles on their faces? Oh, hell no! I really hope LA to Vegas gets another season. I liked most of it and really enjoyed watching KM reveling in displaying her comedic side. Having said that, the real-time comparison between her Hope and nuHope has made it even more painfully obvious how little acting experience AN has.

Erika is dead inside.

I know we're shown very limited interaction between the couples but it's never seemed to me that Kyle and Mauricio have deep conversations. It's usually about how hot they are for each other, how in love they are, etc. Plus, given Kyle's penchant for drama I have a feeling that most of their conversations revolve around how she feels. She just doesn't appear to be that interested in other people's lives/feelings. Just IMHO. t

I think Leah told Kail about Brianna and Javi only because she was afraid of how Kail would react...to Leah...when she saw the footage of the Leah/Brianna discussion. Kail scares us all! When Brianna laughs with her mouth wide open and her front teeth sticking out...as she does frequently...she looks just like a donkey! Not cute.

I hate Stuffy with the fire of ten thousand suns and am still furious on her behalf. She clearly has no love for Bill yet he is determined to "have" her and will go to extreme lengths to manipulate his own son to leave her. And has not one jot of hesitation or doubt? On his own son's behalf? It's just plain wrong. Soapy, yes, but horrible. Stuffy herself is horrible but I don't believe for one second that she doesn't love Liam. And although I was a Lope fan back in the KM days, that ship has sailed for me. Who proposes to a woman on the same day he leaves his pregnant wife? Oh, that's right...Liam...who proposed to Stuffy, with Hope's engagement ring, mere minutes after she'd left it on his mantle. Ugh! PS I realize Hope wasn't pregnant. Still....

Ugh! Enough already! This show is circling the drain with the rinse-lather-repeat storylines we're being subjected to! How long have we had to endure this endless Hope-Liam-Stuffy triangle of doom? Does no one learn anything from the past (I'm looking at you, Hope)? There is such a thing as viewer fatigue. I don't want to give up on this soap...I've been watching since the very first episode...but it's so tiring to see the same thing over and over again. It would be so refreshing if just one of these women said, "Ugh! Enough already!" and walked away from a dysfunctional crazy-making triangle and was single and strong for a while. But, according to Brad Bell, then we wouldn't be intrigued enough to stay tuned. News for you, baby Bell...that's exactly what we need.

I, for one, would be thrilled to watch Erika next season if she and Tom are divorcing/divorced. We'd see her having to live in reduced financial circumstances (yeah, I know...not that reduced but I doubt she'd be able to spend $40,000 a month on her appearance without Tom's money) and we might get to see her dating, people! I'd love to see her bring that stank-ass attitude on a first date and the reaction to if of her unfortunate beau-to-be. Pure gold!

What makes Bill think that Stuffy will want him even if his evil plan works out and Liam leaves her for good? She's shown no interest in him post-Liam except for that one night that causes me to have PTSD (Post Traumatic Soap Disorder) everytime I have to watch one of those disgusting flashbacks of it. There are no other men in LA? She's in love with his son, for God's sake. So she's just going to say, "Okay, he's gone so you'll do."? I am not a Stuffy fan by any means but that's just ridiculous. And how great was it today to hear Bill say that Liam needs to stop "waffling"??? Like everyone else on this board, I'm sure, I laughed out loud. If only he'd had syrup container on his desk at that moment!

Kim's upper lip is so inflated it almost touches her nose! I keep thinking that if Kim had not gotten "Bravo-lebritied" that Brielle, who was just as cute as a button, probably would've gone on to college, made friends, dated a bunch, earned her degree and would go on to start a career and marry a nice guy. Now she looks so unnaturally grotesque and has no direction in life other than to be a "socialite". I don't know who to blame more...Kim or Bravo.

I loved how Missy looked up with shining eyes at her Mee Maw, who was sporting a black eye, and said "I want to grow up just like you!". I don't know why but Missy's my favorite character on this show. Whoever the casting director is , he/she hit it out of the park with all of the kids' and adults' casting.

Seriously, though...if the baby had stopped moving altogether, wouldn't Steffy, who's carrying the baby in her own body, notice it??? I assumed it was moving all over the place before the ultrasound. Or maybe it's stopped trying to dart away from her pawing hands now that she's cut down on the rubbing/clutching of the belly? Makes no sense.

On WWHL, there was a poll asking "Whose side are you on...Dorit's or Teddi"?". Landslide...95% on Teddie's! Hopefully Dorit will see that and learn that most Bravo viewers aren't delusional like herself.

If being out of her league with the BH women is based on Teddi looking petrified whenever Erika comes for her, I think most of us would be out of that league! Erika is one scary mo fo when she's "losing her temper",

Andy : "Erica, how's your book doing?" Erica (smiling smugly) : "It's on its third printing!" Printing One...5 copies Printing Two...4 copies Printing Three...6 copies Seriously, has anyone on here read her book? I'm dying to know what you think of it!

My dog has more psychological insight than Farrah!

In which did he look older? I'm curious.

I hate to admit this but I sort of warmed up to nuHope today when she was offering Liam the cabin on Brooke's property. She was really warm with both Brooke and Liam and her eyes sparkled. And I wasn't even thinking about the difference in size between the two of them! Maybe there's "hope" for her yet?