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Oh ok! I was just going off a list someone posted upthread. Thanks!

Wait, what happened to Brennan? I could have sworn I heard her name called at finals? Did they cut her and I missed it? I don’t follow the spoiler threads, so if I missed something can you point me in the right direction?

I rewound that scene a few times because I swore he was walking on top of a bridge. Weird. The situation with Aubree isn’t so cut and dry. Adam has to want to give up his rights- Chelsea and Cole just can’t go to their lawyer and have adoption papers signed. So all this talk of adoption should stop until Adam initiates giving up his rights. He will probably end up dead in a car wreck or OD’ing on drugs, so then if/when that happens, then they can talk about Cole adopting Aubree. It sounds like Adam’s parents have a relationship with Aubree, so I can see them vetoing Adam giving up his rights (even if he wanted to).

I just watched those videos upthread and all I have to say is Amber is high AF! No way is she sober!

Wow, I live about 15 min from Angus Barn Raleigh, NC)! I’m assuming Ryan is stationed at Ft Bragg? Does Donn live in NC or was he just out visiting? He is looking good!!

Was it my imagination or does Marge Sr not have any front teeth? You can see a huge gap when they do a close up on her face during the vag rejuvenation scene. I watched that scene multiple times because, surely, someone with missing teeth would not choose to spend money on vag rejuvenation when that money could be better spent on a partial or dental implant? Wasn’t she hot to trot for a man, too? Just ugh on Milania’s nails! Who is paying for these and taking her to the salon? A bit excessive for a 12 y/o and for parents who have no money.

Add me to the list who is curious to see what happens to these fools and their LAAAANNNDD. I’m in NC too, but about 130 miles from Wilmington. Earlier in the week it felt like the apocalypse was coming- no gas, no food in stores, people swarming stores, etc. My county is not ordered to evacuate but I’m still freaking out over flooding and downed trees. I just hope nothing happens to the innocent children. Stay safe, everyone!

Does Lux have a moustache already? Sorry, but that is one homely baby! Yes, I know I’m going to hell.

Guys, what does the Baby Huey reference to NuMatt mean? I keep reading it and can’t figure it out!

That sounds exactly what I was going to say! You can actually get very ill from acute alcohol withdrawal, so I’m wondering if this was why she didn’t last very long. I don’t watch that show (did her episode air yet) so I have no idea. Homegirl is never without a drink and I noticed she was drinking those hard sodas (bright orange liquid in a glass bottle).

I thought it was maybe a contraption to squat on and the bowl was to collect body fluids? I have never seen such a thing? It looks really low to the floor and not very sturdy IMO.

Wow, that’s an enormous baby! I feel bad for her lady parts. Looks like they had the baby in the hospital based on the pic of him in the bassinet. How long until Jessa announces her pregnancy?

But did Dr Miami hack off those hideous facial moles? They have a life of their own in HD!

I’ve read back several pages but can’t seem to figure out what Farrah was doing overseas for a month? Anyone know?

Oh ok, thanks! I don’t do twitter so I have no idea how it all works!

Is that even a recent pic of Jenelle? Assuming she is at home and not on another vacation, it’s been pretty cold in NC (I live 2 hours from her). Definitely not tank top weather.

You forgot: - precious - surreal

Why are Jenelle’s lips so Joker-ish? Is it because of the fillers?

The glasses themself are fine- I don’t have a problem with them. It’s just that they contribute to her overall sloppy/frumpy appearance and that she couldn’t be bothered to put in her contacts for the wedding (I don’t even know if she wears contacts). I’ve never seen her wear glasses, ever? It’s like now that she’s married and pregnant, she totally let herself go - she makes zero effort and if she was a bridesmaid in my wedding I’d be really pissed with the frumpy look. At baseline, she looks unwashed and smelly. I can’t get the image of those black soles of her feet out of my mind ?

Does anyone know what Joe is doing for a living now that he is married? Where are they living? Are they going to take the mold house over from Jessa and Ben? That must be getting old for Jim Slob to be housing and financing all the married couples. When does it ever end? I think Austin is the only one with marketable skills to earn money?

I just watched this hot mess of a show. I’ve been watching since the first specials on TLC (how many hours of my life have I wasted watching this drivel). I mostly watch for snark factor. I found this wedding special deeply disturbing on many levels. - Kendra calling her parents Mommy and Daddy was shocking at first but made sense when I thought of how she has been basically treated as a toddler her entire life. She’s only 19 and looks like she is in her 30s and matronly they way she dresses. - Her Dad basically called her his precious prize or whatever crap he said and telling everyone how great she cooks and takes care of kids. Barf. - Pastor Caldwell is FINE and the mom is pretty but how did they produce such a hideous specimen as Kendra? Sorry, she is not cute with her witchy nose and chinless face. The first thing I noticed about her was her lack of chin. - Joy has totally let herself go since she got married. She’s only like 3 months pregnant in this episode and her ass widened considerably already? She couldn’t muster the energy to put in contacts for the wedding, but wore those black rimmed glasses? Seriously? She was a bridesmaid and ruined those pics. - All of those frumpy girls with ratty, split end hair! Jessa with those old brown sandals- are those the only shoes she owns? Jana looked the best out of everyone, including the bride. - Joe’s hair? Did he even look in the mirror?

That head!! At this point I’m thinking she has craniosynostosis which can cause permanent damage if not corrected early. They clearly are not taking her for well-checks, or they are ignoring the advice of a pediatrician. Poor kid!

Getting veneers won’t hide her double chins or her squinty pig eyes.

Maybe she doesn’t want him listed on Lux’s birth certificate? Speaking from my own personal experience with a deadbeat dad, my child was given my last name and the father’s section was left blank on the BC. When I filed for child support and court ordered paternity tests were completed, my child’s BC was amended listing the name of the father. This has presented me with potential issues getting my child a passport/international travel, but nothing that a lawyer/court order giving me 100% legal/physical custody can’t change. I'm sure Hulk wants a passport to facilitate her 8,857 vacations she takes a year. I don’t get all the drama with establishing paternity, but they are both fools for not legally establishing something. I’m sure Chris wants to especially know if he is Lux’s biological father??

If Chris is not signing the affidavit of paternity, I’m surprised Hulk has not started a child support case and gotten a court-ordered paternity test? I get why she would want Lux to have her last name instead of Lopez now that her fantasy world of hers has crumbled. For a minute there when I read about the name change, I was hoping it would be to change Lux’s first name!! Still can’t believe she chose that awful name for her son!