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More like Rainbow "Not Too" Brite, if her ignoring facts, defending Carlson and DeSantis and whatever passes for her hair and makeup are any indication.

Now that the teaser trailer for Army Of the Dead, director Zack Snyder's upcoming Netflix horror movie premiering May 21st, I wouldn't be surprised if its star Dave Bautista hosted an episode.

Dolly is much better than her, on many levels. While Dolly humbly rejected a request from her home state of Tennessee to build a statue in her honor, it's a wonder that Meganutz hasn't demanded that Arizona do the same thing for her. Meghan being Meghan, she looks but doesn't see, hears but doesn't listen and talks loud but says nothing.

To quote Con Air's Cameron Poe when Baby-O asked him the same question about The Marietta Mangler, "A lot."

In fairness, Dwayne Johnson also started in the ring, but then again, he's got a few things she doesn't, like charm, personality, star quality and especially talent, which is the difference between being a member of the Five-Timers Club and just another punchline. When it comes to potential SNL hosts from The Mandalorian, IMO, they're not picking Gina Carano over Pedro Pascal, aka the star of the show who's not named Grogu. As for the rest of the Cold Open, "The Britney Spears Show" was funny, as were the draggings of Ted Cruz and Gov. Cuomo. (BTW, with all due respect, I think you meant "highly" doubt, not "hardly" doubt.)

Between her gargantuan ego, her cheap shots at Dr. Fauci and her hair don'ts du jour, if the crazy in Meghan's head doesn't get dragged, the crazy on it will. This bitch isn't just stuck on stupid; she's marooned.

"Disgusting" is the kindest word I've got to describe Limbaugh. To call him an evil, arrogant, racist, sexist and an all-around vicious piece of shit is an insult-to shit. Especially offensive were his cheap shots at a then 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton. Growing up in the spotlight is tough enough for any kid, let alone a President's kid, without assholes like Limbaugh making it even worse. Limbaugh's long-overdue demise reminds me of two quotes: the first, from Rising Sun: "If you sit by the river long enough, you'll see the body of your enemy floating by" and the second, from My Name Is Earl: "Karma. Gotta love it." Good riddance, Rush. Better late than never.

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Daniel Kaluuya and Lakeith Stanfield are on their own covers for the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. Judas and the Black Messiah debuts on HBO Max Friday, February 12th, before its official theatrical release.

From Sounder, Nathan (and Sounder's!) homecoming. Rebecca's running to Nathan with open arms and tears of joy is one of the most iconic scenes in movie history, made even better by the brilliant performances of Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks and especially the late, great Cicely Tyson, who was Oscar nominated. The cherry on top is that Cicely Tyson was 47 years old when she made Sounder in 1972 and she looked 20 years younger, which is more proof that "Black don't crack." RIP, Miss Tyson.

Bumping it up to add the scene from The Autobiography Of Miss Jane Pittman, which stars the late, great Miss Cicely Tyson in her Emmy-winning performance, when the 110-year-old Jane went to town sitting on a wooden chair on the back of a pickup truck, to keep a promise that her friend's son made about drinking water from the town's "Whites Only" water fountain. When Miss Pittman first arrived at the town square, she needed some help to get off the truck, but she not only still managed to make it to the fountain all by herself, when she drank, nobody-especially the White Sheriff- tried (nor dared) to stop her. Afterwards, Miss Pittman just walked back to the pickup truck, got onboard and sat on her throne, like the Queen she was. That scene not only makes me cheer and cry happy tears every time, it's just one example of Miss Tyson's brilliance. Rest In Peace, Miss Tyson. You were a star on many levels, onscreen and off.

Extraordinary doesn't even begin to describe Cicely Tyson, as an artist nor as a person. She was one of the first people I ever saw on TV who looked like me, because of The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman, which is currently on HBO. Miss Tyson acted for 70 years and the world is much better for it. She never played degrading, stereotypical roles, no matter how financially rewarding they might have been, because she knew her worth and she knew that, to quote the old saying, "Not all money is good money." Miss Tyson even did some of her best work in her 90s on How To Get Away With Murder. Sounder, another one of her greatest performances, will air on TCM Sunday night at 8PM, EST. RIP, Miss Tyson. You've gone from playing an ancestor in Roots to becoming one.

I'm excited to about all three guest hosts, for different reasons. While I'm not a big fan of The Office, I am a John Krasinski fan, because of A Quiet Place, Some Good News and his version of "Proud Mary"(legs and all) on Lip Sync Battle. As for Dan Levy, he's amazing. Schitt's Creek is not only a modern sitcom classic, he was one of the few good things about Happiest Season. In his own way, Dan's just as funny as Eugene, if not even funnier. Fabulous doesn't even begin to describe Regina King. She's not only one of the few successful ex child stars who's still in the game-and a POC, at that-she's become an incredible Emmy and Oscar-winning actress and a brilliant director-before and after Watchmen. She was also on my wish list of potential SNL hosts, which is the cherry on top. Hopefully, Olivia Colman, Zendaya, Rege'-Jean Page, Oscar Isaac, Antony Starr and Pedro Pascal won't be far behind.

Wendy's not attending her late Mama's funeral, Wendy's practically fawning over Big Kevin for breaking up the fight and her throwing her brother under the bus for exposing her is typical. I had my beefs with my late mama too back in the day, but when she got sick, I took care of her, just like she did the same for me all my life. When she died last September, it was an intimate but moving service filled with family, who, despite our differences, wouldn't even consider skipping her funeral nor fighting there because we've got something that Wendy, for all her money, will never, ever have: class. Regarding Wendy's Inauguration recap, it was meh-worthy, but there was one glaring omission: the Obamas. I've always believed that Wendy is jealous of Michelle Obama, but her not even mentioning Michelle nor how much Michelle's look slayed from head to toe at the Inauguration is just more proof of her perpetual pettiness, as if we needed it.

Who dis? Shonda Rhimes' new historical period drama Bridgerton just started streaming on Netflix and its star Rege'-Jean Page, who plays Simon, the Duke Of Hastings, is H-O-T. He's hotter than a full-length fur coat on top of a velvet jacket on top of a long-sleeved, high-necked shirt in the Bahamas in August.

From Episode 14, the returns of Boba Fett and Fennec Shand were epic, to say the least.

Re the DeLucas spotting the human trafficking skank in the parking lot, to quote Bosley, as played by the late, great Bernie Mac, from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, "GET THAT BITCH!! GET THAT BITCH!!"

Another who's Team Tom this time. What part of "global pandemic" do those morons not understand? They knew the rules, they broke the rules, they were put on blast and rightfully so. There are porn sets that are allegedly safer than that one. If Cruise had fired them, I wouldn't have blamed him. If those idiots still have their jobs and don't have Covid-19, they should consider themselves lucky-very lucky. If they're not gonna take at least one of those things seriously, there are literally millions of uninfected and unemployed people who do/will.

From "The Jedi" episode of The Mandalorian, the live-action debut of Ahsoka Tano, played to perfection by Rosario Dawson, was a "Hell, yeah!" moment, from start to finish.

Michael B. Jordan, from (among other things), All My Children, The Wire and Friday Night Lights, is People magazine's newest "Sexiest Man Alive"-which is, IMO, one of the very few things that 2020 got right.

I only watched two episodes this season-the Halloween episode and tonight-and while Johnny, A.J. and Skai were great in the former the only two dancers in the finale who impressed me tonight were Nev and Justina-who also shone in the Halloween episode. Nev and Justina epitomized the best aspects of dancing for me: Nev captured precision and grace while Justina was joy personified. I'm happy for Artem, but if I never see anyone from the Bachelor franchise again, it'll be too soon. Two winners in a row? GMAFB! Fuck Tyra and the tacky dresses who wore her.

Delurking to say that was, to quote the late comic Richard Jeni, "A big, steaming pile of 'meh'." To their credit, Jensen, Jared (and Miracle) tried to make lemonade out of dried-up, bitter-assed lemons, but not only did Dean deserve a much better death than being impaled on a spike, IMO they could've squeezed in one socially distanced shot of Cas in Heaven. Also, if TPTB had to put Jared in a wig, the least they could've done was made it lace front.

McDreamy!! 😇 🤯

Arguably the hottest of them all is MSNBC's adorkable, brilliant Steve Kornacki. His virtually non-stop election coverage has earned him his own "Kornacki Cam," which airs during commercial breaks. Kornacki (who's openly gay) has even made khaki sales explode. Kornacki's even got his own celebrity fan club, with, among others, Dan Levy, Chrissy Teigen and Leslie Jones as members. With Kornacki's star on the rise, I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually got an SNL appearance, a Gap or Old Navy commercial and/or even his own Funko pop.

After seeing the S2 premiere of The Mandalorian, I had to show some love to guest star Timothy Olyphant. Olyphant's Cobb Vanth joins Deadwood's Seth Bullock and Justified's Raylan Givens on Olyphant's impressive resume' of TV lawmen with iconic headgear. Looks-wise, Olyphant's silver-fox realness shows that he's aged better than Boba Fett's beskar armor.