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This gonna be so awkward when she walks in on him giving the Grimes to Dumpster Diva.

No, that sounds about right.

Hardwick must be pounding about ten shots right now, trying to get ready to discuss this crappy show. I hope Danai just goes on there and just tears loose with forty five minutes of F-bombs.

Maybe the hallucinations are caused by sniffing Rick's boots. I mean, that can't be good for you.

This episode is better than Coral Loses His Shoe And Eats Pudding but not quite as good as Abraham Dangles in the Air and Screams at a Zombie.

So no acid dreams at all about Judith?

"What happens next?" Good question. Will Beth sing?

Oh Negan, you are so suave. I bet she'll swoon when you start telling her about the nut game. Does this guy know how to talk to women or what?

Michonne has become unstuck in time. Bring out the Trafalmadorians.

I think the reason TD stopped having a live studio was to protect the directors from being slapped.

Maybe he'll catch Daryl and take him to a groomer.

Bonus point for using the word "hornswoggled."

I wish they could make this scene darker and more mumbly. Oh, hey, at least the bad guy projects! He's got some Darth Vader reverb going on there.

Can we check on Eugene's date now? Poor guy's probably getting his blood sucked out by the spider people.

You know, actually, when you phrase it that way, I can respect his motives a bit more.

Nope, 'cause the only one she consistently remembers is the guy that she thinks is dead.

It's not even night time! Why didn't you uncover a few windows and get some fucking light before you went in there?

Most of the zombies sound like Batman, but that one sounded like Donald Duck.

Bring back Merle! And Herschel! And Neil!

Yeah, um... your wife has a temper and you're gonna show up with Danai Gurira? Brave man.

Maybe theyr'e going to shoot a do-over, starring Governor Negan.

Love the opposite super twins teamup. Interesting Lucius killer story line. I'm usually so satisfied with Alice's usual chatty, quizzical, mustache-twirling villain banter that I almost forget what a good actress RS actually is. She was nailing the emotional beats tonight. Kate gets almost all the hot girls. Luke should ask her for some deal-closing advice. And, last but not least, will somebody please for the love of God give Papa Kane a throat lozenge?

I don't see why they couldn't just have a few guests on big screens teleconferencing, since most of the show is already just TWD clips set to loud annoying dance music. Giving a bald mannequin head to the studio audience shouldn't be that big a deal breaker. But, on the other hand, it's not a very good show anyway. The only real loss is that now we will have no one to explain things to us that the writers were supposed to.

Was it legally justified? No. But, then, I'm also pretty sure that tying someone to a chair, beating them, forcing them to plead for water, and using a staple gun on their neck instead of calling an ambulance are also illegal. If I judge Batwoman by legality alone, I'm going to be upset every time she illegally enters any place and looks for evidence without a warrant. Cartwright wasn't just a dick. He was a monster. The only thing Kate should feel bad about is that there is now one less fun villain on her show.

When I saw what the opening scene was, I instinctively cringed and starting getting ready to yell at the TV "Was your name MARTHA?" in my gravelliest Batfleck voice, but it actually wasn't bad. I don't like flashbacks, I don't like dream sequences (drug-induced or otherwise,) and I don't even really like Kate's father. Usually. Yet the whole thing was so well written that I loved it. The potentially weak parts avoided being cliches by not phoning themselves in, and the twists were horrifying! Bad pun or not, this series is delightfully batshit.