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I'm thinking that may have already happened...did you notice that cute little wave that Sam sent Isaac's way during the judges introductions?

And possibly better than Isaac!!

OMG...Kris Kristofferson, circa mid-70's - and "A Star is Born" was probably the sexiest man on the planet!!! I still get a tingle thinking about him looking like that!! ;-) You would be just like the RHNY - they all seem to have known (in a biblical sense) the same guys, too! :-)

With all of that small penis talk, I was reminded of Sex and the City, when Samantha was in love with her boyfriend du jour (James - ?) and she described him as less than a Vienna sausage - more like a gherkin! ;-)

That was my point! I was wondering when/if she realized that Dorinda probably ate some of that fried shrimp. There was another thing I was wondering about with Jules, and please enlighten me if I'm wrong. When she went on and on about how they always celebrate Shabbat, I think it took her longer to explain that in her talking head than it did for her to say the actual prayers and blessings over the candles. I have never heard prayers being recited so fast, even from some drive-by Catholics. (I'm Catholic, and I've heard that term used for parishoners who show up late for Mass, and then leave as they are swallowing their Communion wafers - not waiting until the end of Mass). I don't know - I'm assuming you celebrate Shabbat for the reasons intended and also to teach your children the importance and meaning of the day and the prayers. Am I wrong?

I noticed that when Dorinda went "to get some fresh air" after the fall out with Bethenny, she was smoking a cigarette outside the hotel. Jules came down, and asked Dorinda for a drag of the cigarette. I guess that's okay - to take a drag of a cigarette from someone else's lips.

The only thing I have so far about tonight's episode is that I am totally in love and obsessed with the jacket that Dorinda was wearing at the apology dinner with Ramona and Bethenny. I would love to know more about it (I wonder if it's a true Chanel jacket?) It was stunning and she looked great wearing it!

OTOH, he's also putting up with her. They are both very messy drunks.

If they should happen to get their own reality show, like the Kardashian's, that would be the final step to Yolanda being back to 100%. Just think - she could be the momager of three sibling models. They could show them shoving a couple of almonds in their faces as they rush off to photo shoots. Yolanda could have a big whiteboard, where she would keep track of all their bookings (of course, Gigi would have one whole board of her own). It could be called "The Hadid House of Marketable Models" or something....wouldn't be surprised if the E channel or Style network would pick that up.

Yolanda may have a different rule about that when people are sitting on a couch, RIGHT NEXT TO HER, than her rule about whispering when sitting across and down from someone at a dining table that holds ten people. ;-)

I just got a mental image of Brandi's husband doing the Tony Soprano stroll down his driveway to get the morning paper, except wearing a fur coat over his boxers and t-shirt instead of a bathrobe.

Ahhh....Danny Kaye - a movie comic genius!! (I loved him!) :-) I don't know how much Yolanda's "vessle" is seeing of a pestle now, since she and David are now separated! ;-)

I'm also curious as to how many of those calls from LVP to Rinna were in response to a call from Rinna to LVP. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Rinna contacted LVP several times to discuss or ask what she should do about the off-camera Munchausens' conversation with her hairdresser, and asking LVP if she, as someone much more experienced than Rinna in the workings of the show, thought it was a good or bad idea to bring it up on camera.

See - I think this is the part that Eileen, especially, and to some degree, Lisa Rinna, don't get. Eileen is so used to having the storyline and character/cast member personality written for her and others on soap operas. There is clear narrative as to who the "villian" or "mean girl/guy" is, and that character will almost ALWAYS be the villian, year after year after year. With "reality" TV, especially with the Housewives franchises, the villian or mean girl can change, depending on how the producers want each person to be displayed, each and every year. They were expected to produce a certain amount of drama and nastiness, and they did so, regardless of the consequences. I think sometimes that Eileen and Lisa R. both forget that even though they are playing a "role", so to speak, that role is being played in pseudo-real life, with their real names, their real families, their real homes, etc. So, if they are turned into the villian, it is going to cross over into their non-show real lives, with all the consequences that go along with it, as opposed to the fictional world of a soap opera, where their character has a different name, different home, different family - all fictional - that the actor/actress can walk away from at the end of a day of filming. Not quite the same with reality shows.

But, yet, she claims she, too, had clinical depression after she broke her back. I'm still not buying the whole story about getting sick with Lyme one year after Yolanda and David married. (I think first she said it was a year AFTER, but then, I think she contradicted herself and said she was sick BEFORE they married.) She was full of life and piss and vinegar from the minute she started on this show, until the middle of last season.

May be, but she was totally rocking that dress...she has an amazing body! :-)

Kinda like a "Coachella" girl...looking all boho and granola, but the clothes are super, super expensive and the attitudes are the same! ;-)

Probably, but I think I recall last season that she mentioned she was wearing some clothes from Target. I don't think she was happy about it, though. ;-)

I think that is the point - even knowing that lawn flamingos and inflatable flamingos are extremely tacky, you embrace the tackiness and have fun with it!

We've spent some time in Charleston and also in other parts of SC (college towns) recently, and quite a few young men, under 30, are dressing very similarly to the way Craig and JD dresses (not that JD is anywhere near 30 anymore). It's kind of "Mad Men" 60's style mixed with modern day preppy blended with a southern color pallette.

You're right - I stand corrected. Just watching a rerun now, and both Kathryn and Jennifer are wearing the green bracelets at the polo field, but they were not wearing them during the filming we saw of their drive to the polo field. :-) Interesting theory you have - I guess maybe we'll know more next week! Another interesting thing I noticed on a re-watch - When Kathryn was "crying" to Thomas on the phone about being excluded from the flamingo party, and in his talking head, he said he realizes that (paraphrasing here) Kathryn is kind of bat-shit crazy, but he will not allow her behaviors to exclude his children from anything. Firstly, Patricia's party is for adults, not children, so that comment made no sense. Especially given that Patricia has no young children or grandchildren, and with Whitney as her only offspring, it could be either a very, very long time, or never, before she does have any grandchildren. Secondly, he reminded me of Rhett Butler, taking little Bonnie Blue out without Scarlett, and sucking up to all the old biddy matriarchs, so that Bonnie would be invited to all the "right" parties, in spite of Scarlett's antics. (I know, I know - I have watched GWTW waaay too many times!!) ;-) Lastly, I love the idea of a flamingo party, and am coming up with ideas in my head for this summer!

I was reminded of both Alex from RHNY and Dana (aka-Pam) from her one season on RHOBH (friend status). They both had children who were supposedly "fluent" in other languages. Except, at least with Alex's children, all we saw was them refusing to speak in French, and to be rather annoying when speaking in English.

I scrolled through all the photos - the last two are photos of Leeanne and two other women - one of them could be her friend (can't remember her name). :-) Some really ridiculously huge head fashions there - I guess everything really is bigger in Texas! ;-)

That was me asking about the dress. I usually love smocked dresses on little girls, but that one just seemed tired. The color was very muted (it almost looked faded from too many washings), and it seemed to be way too big and long for her tiny little body. That is why I questioned it. I realize they were driving for two hours, and I'm sure Kensie was a hot, sweaty mess sitting in that car seat for that long, so it was probably the coolest thing (temperature-wise) for Kensie to wear, but, personally, I probably would go for something more colorful. I'm weird like that about baby/toddler girl clothes. I hate seeing little "mini-me" outfits of black with skulls on them, camo fabric, dull, muted tones, or anything that a "cool/hipster" type Mom would wear, just shrunken down for a 12-24 month old. I prefer more "girly-type" baby girl clothing. Lots of pinks, purples, yellows, and....dare I say it....even periwinkle!! ;-)

He's going to look like....well, Thomas!! ;-)