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One of my biggest pet peeves is when a couple sees a spacious walk-in closet and the wife says a variation of "perfect size for me, now where's your stuff gonna go?" I swear this diatribe is said every. single. time.

She, might be "invited" to craptastic events like nightclub openings or BET awards, but I doubt any events attended by a-listers would allow the stench of a Kartrashian anywhere in the same zip code. All this is the exception of the Grammy's where she's just riding Kanye's coattails. The only reasons she's able to attend any events is because 1) trashy media companies like E! is shilling out their prized pig, or 2) Pimp Mama and/or Kanye.

This creature is unbelievable. Congrats, "Love", you've managed to be a worse publication than gossip rags.

Forget the boring-ass nightgown Helen made, she should be instantly sent home for using the word "romantical".

I just don't get the humor around Grayson's storyline this episode. Everything he did was just cringe-inducing, and not in a funny way. Seeing him during the stage performance made me turn off my TV.

Uggghhh I think this is the final Suits episode for me. Except for Donna, everyone is just so idiotic and unlikeble. The worst is Mike. When the fuck did he become such a sanctimonious asshat? Clearly he selectively forgot that he's the sole source of everyone's problems. Also, they could be smart about it and keep him purely in the background akin to a paralegal instead of trotting him out to the frontlines as a lawyer and have him meet with clients or, god-forbid, step foot into a courtroom. Letting him have meetings with that Harvard professor client was pure idiocy. ETA: How exactly is Rachel attending an Ivy League law school and is able to carry a full time job during the day and pull all-nighters at work? Last I checked, they have things called "classes" and "learning material".

Nope, she'll be selling all that stuff to pay for more fugly tattoos.

I actually liked Isaac when he was the mentor on The Fashion Show (PR knock-off hosted by Kelly Rowlands). He was much more likeable when he was moving around and interacting with the designers. On All-Stars he just treats the judge's chair as a throne and sits there throwing out "witty" soundbites. He just comes across as a delusional tool IMO.

Mike went from the star of the show with an interesting ability to a petulant sidekick with an over-inflated sense of self-worth. Just go away.

I think I'm going to drown puppies if Fabio is the winner this season. He's skated by with ugly shit just as many times as Sam, so he should have been gone by now. He needs to get over his obsession with ugly pastels (remember his hideous final runway collection?). I'm fine with anyone winning as long as it's not him... even Helen!

The scene when Jess saw the kids working in the field and the line about child labor killed me.

Rookie TV/movie mistake - turning your back to the bad guy before making sure they're absolutely dead. And I just don't care for Margaux's lame vendetta. Hope her takedown by Ems will be delicious.

I remember an episode of HHI where the couple kept bitching about heavy traffic and noise, and then the producers cut to a shot of the street with a kid going by on his bicycle and no cars whatsoever. I burst out laughing. It's moments like that when you know even the producers are on board with poking at the house hunter's stupidity.

Michelle's or Jay's pieces were the most A-G up there. When I saw Helen's I thought she was in the bottom. Since when does shower loofahs + shapeless box dress = avant garde? And Fabio's stupid proportions and baby pink fug should have sent him home. With that said, I'm fine with Justin going. Maybe it's something about a grown man constantly on the verge of tears? And Elvira called. She wants her look back.

I'll tune back in when they announce that Allan Sugar is leaving the show. That man's ego has grown to gargantuan proportions. Until then, no thanks.

Isaac Mizrahi is a total joke. I just can't deal with him after watching the judging and hearing the idiocy that comes out of his mouth, Even though there are a million things that make this show craptastic, him being one of the judges has to be the final nail on the coffin for me.

You'd think after watching this show that every friggin' guy out there NEEDS a man cave in their house, and not just a small bedroom-sized one, but one big enough that you can run laps in. Just exactly how oppressive are these wives that they need a space to hole themselves in?

This show is pretty much running on fumes at the moment. Based on Rollins and the Atlanta chief's awkward interactions last episode, you could see this sexual misconduct storyline coming a mile away. Since I can't stand Rollins at all (both b/c she's a horrible actress and the character's extremely annoying), I just turned this off 10 minutes into the ep. I think it's time to shut down this show. I'll volunteer to sacrifice my first newborn if they agree to bring back L&O original flavor. Meanwhile, I'm just gonna binge watch the L&O Trial by Jury DVDs I have.

The construction worker spying on Schmidt applying lotion was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That scene alone made up for Nick and Coach's ultra stupid storyline about Winston's training officer.

David is absolutely the worst. Zero redeeming features whatsoever. Hopefully he'll get killed by the new villain soon.

Ezekiel gets that prize for me with his annoying banter. Hope he'll be the first librarian to be killed off.

Do the writers think that people tune into this show so they can see a storyline about a deadbeat mother? They might as well up the suck factor by bring Dana back with her inane teen angst storyline.

That was just awful. Everything just ranged from hideous to bleehhh. There were absolutely no winners this week. Just send them all packing and call it Project Sponsors. Could they make it any more obvious that they just shoehorned a crapload of advertisers into the show? That was just embarrassing.

That's comedic gold coming from Kimmode. Her "fashion sense" is the laughing stock of... anyone with working eyeballs, and she has the galls to criticize someone else? Also, most mothers would give their child a swift slap in the back of the head if they received crude shit like this. Instead this mother of the year shares it to the internet like it's something to be proud of.

Just saw the episode - LMAO @ that final frame with Asami! Now I know what my friend meant when he called her a "gender bender".