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Hopefully the storyline will be set in the current time and not in the past like Freakshow. I'm also hoping Evan doesn't return. I'm not a fan of his acting, so four seasons is more than enough.

Further proof she's mother of the year: https://instagram.com/p/0B63FMEUFp She'd probably get into her car and take off without noticing if it weren't for the laughing paps.

Baahhaaaa that line actually made me laugh out loud because it was such nonsense.

LMAO glad I'm not the only one who raised an eyebrow at Carol's pastel blouse and cardigan ensemble. Definitely the most uncomfortable sight in the whole episode.

That's to save him the trouble of lasering it off when this freakshow goes belly up.

I just can't with Wes. Total spineless idiot.

Hallelujah there is a God. Let's all hold hands and pray to our various deities that this was all bullshit.

The downer of the episode for me is Cam as usual. Still as selfish and petulant as ever, refusing to help Claire track down her child until she got him some damn popcorn. Not me. This is almost like how I operate the computer, so I was fine with it.

These episodes feel like they're gasping for air. You can almost smell the stench of death.

The fact that it's for 4 years makes me sceptical. Why would the network lock themselves for that long? Reality TV is unpredictable. It only takes one scandal and the ensuing public backlash could bring the entire empire down. This family has gotten away with a lot of shit so far, but they aren't made of Teflon. The public is fickle and unpredictable as heck. Has the network actually made a press release or is it all from a "reliable source"? (aka. Pimp Mama Kris)

Which means lots and lots of this...

Really clever for an entire episode of product placement. I wasn't sure the first 5 minutes into the show but I ended up liking it a lot. The part when Claire faked connection issues while people were walking behind her was laugh out loud funny.

Is anyone really shocked at that? These idiots fail at practically at every undertaking they've attempted.

That dogsled story needs to be everywhere. Let's see these skidmarks excuse themselves out of that.

I'm not talking about the released censored version, I'm talking about the original one where she was receiving a golden shower by Ray-J. That's the version the Kardashians don't want anyone knowing about (but it's still floating around the internet).

Uggghhh HATED this episode. For the first time, I actually found Claire insufferable and completely selfish. Was pretending to laugh at your husband's friends' jokes that much of a hardship for her that she feels she's entitled to ditch him to get the first class seat? And then instead of telling the annoying woman next to her off, she'd rather just switch with her husband and let him "suffer" it? (the lady wasn't that bad IMO)

Oh that sex tape is much worse ammo than the Kardashians can imagine. If Amber brings up the part where Kim earns the well-deserved nickname Kimmode and people who didn't previously know about it find out, it could put the entire klan in a worse light. Whatever remnant of respect the public had for them would disappear.

LMAO that meme. Anything that points out the Kardashians' trashiness is fine by me, But that one makes Kanye a double loser.

Just thought of another one, and this pretty much goes for any real estate shows - house hunters who jump onto other peoples' beds to "test drive" the bedroom. They're wearing their outdoor shoes when they do it. It's just plain disrespectful to the homeowners and so juvenile. If I were an agent and my client did this, I'd give them a smack to the back of the head and tell them to GTFO. But since this is HH and it's all fakety-fake, I'm hoping it's their own beds that they're jumping in.

I'm loving the councilwoman. Hope her thing with Schmidt does on for a while because it's HILARIOUS. Eventually, he'll get back together with CeCe like he should but for now it's one of the best parts of the show. The scene of them krumping with the gangsters is LOL-worthy.

An okay-ish episode, but definitely much better than the previous ones this season. Looking forward to seeing Ellie get back into the workforce as a lawyer.

Wow, talk about some seriously incompetent policework. Plus, she could have done the presentation by teleconference in the safety of their corporate office or even her house. Having a live audience in attendance wasn't necessary at all. Judging from the idiots with the laser pointers, the people there weren't exactly journalists or the media that had to cover the presentation live. This show is just on in the background while I occupy myself with more entertaining tasks - like counting the number of furs on my puppy. I can't recall any single episodes in the last 2-3 seasons that held my interest enough for me to just sit and watch. I'd rather go through old episodes when it was actually good TV. Right now I'm rewatching season 6. Love that ADA Casey Novak!

Is that the ep with the corporate lawyer who plans to earn a living by throwing a dinner party every two weeks? I just couldn't wrap my head around that stupidity. Paris is a food lover's paradise with incredible restaurants literally everywhere, and she thinks people will pay her big bucks to eat her amateur home cooking out of her 500 sq feet apartment? God, that woman was unbearable. Hope she enjoys her separate toilet right beside the kitchen.

I was scrolling through the channels and tuned into this show for a few minutes. All I saw was how obviously fake Kate was being to the camera, but worse, how bratty and entitled her older daughters were (Maddy I think her name was?). How people manage to watch this crap is beyond me.

For fuck's sakes, this moron actually pees on herself because of the Spanx she wears? The fact that she thinks this is normal adult behavior so she freely admits it just further shows how messed up she is. Seriously, if they don't come with crotch holes, just grab a pair of scissors and make your own. Instead, she'd rather just pee all over herself?