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Ooooh, catfight coming! Maddie gets the gig, and says F U to her bonus mom, Miserable Meri! Meanwhile, Meri continues her Oompa Loompa orange look...and partakes of the Mindy spray-on special. Gawd.

I think it's Abbie's hand on his arm, from the video. Not excusing dirty nails (for his wedding!) but he could have been working on an airplane or car, and didn't use a nail brush. I HOPE he showered, anyway! Abbie, I hope you continue to be a nurse, if that is what YOU want to do. Hopefully they will break free of any control from Boob (financial, family expectations, etc.) They are certainly old enough, and they have job skills that many of the others did not.

Who's the seriously cute guy holding Sam? Dear Sam's alter ego and gifted writer (sorry I've forgotten your screen name), I anxiously await your take on this! Does that little guy (Sam) ever smile? I suppose I wouldn't either, with Dillweed and Jilly as my parents.

Pizza Rat, in humanoid form.

It makes Jer look even more like Jin's dad, what with his receding hairline and all. He'll be bald like his dad before too long. Poor thing (not really; I just think Jer is smarmy and way too full of himself.)

Skipper (Barbie's little sister.) Francie was Barbie's slightly younger cousin, with smaller boobs. I hope JD and Abbie will enjoy their extra hour in bed...any word on where they're honeymooning?

I know I'm going to be in the minority here, but I love Abbie's curls and JD's stubble. Now, if they will just not have a honeymoon baby, I'll cheer them on even more. They do look genuinely happy together, and I love that too.

"We represent, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild."

"Only the little people have to work real jobs." It seems like that is the mindset for the Brown Clowns (most of the adults, anyway.)

Mariah has two narcissistic parents, that think they are all that, so she in turn does the same. Her hair looks fried from the poor do-it-myself dark hair dye. When she was natural blonde as a teenager, she had nice hair. Anything to prove she doesn't look like Mom Meri, I suppose. Is she in some graduate program that doesn't require any work, if the tuition is paid? There used to be a joke about a private college in my state, that would grant a Master's or a Doctoral degree to anyone that had the money. ChiTown blogger, indeed. It'll be interesting (or amusing!) to see if and where she actually becomes gainfully employed. I wonder if Audge works?

Sandy, I worked in the yard today raking leaves (a ton of them.) I'm old and lazy. Not Janelle lazy, but 60-something lazy. What's a Moscow Mule?

So, if TLC shows this (is there any doubt) who else besides Dillweed and Joshley will be off-limits for filming purposes? TTH. Tinker Toy House, or as @SMama used it, Tater Tot Hell? Kind of nice how that worked out.

I haven't bought a house since the late 80's. Is $153 a square foot, what houses in general go for these days? I know a lot depends on location. @toodles, what say you? You're kind of in the area.

I wonder what dear Tony dressed up as? And if the divine Miss M (haha) still works at the pawn shop? And, if FT is still calling himself a banker? Yup, the first initial M is not a good one, IMO.

Dear Sam: I think I love you.

WTF? Has Meri been told what a bitch she is? Nah. She'd never believe that about herself.

Arrested development? Clueless idiot? Dopey Dorkface? #peekaboolookatmymidriff #imjusttoocuteforwords #lookmaicanembarrassmyselfjustlikeyoudid Now go have a tantrum, Miss Terrible Threes.

Presumably, Abbie has seen an adult penis at some point? So JD's won't shock her (unless, oh, never mind.)

I'd say we are at least more truthful ;)

Well, I'll give Robyn points for a good pose, straight-on. She looks too witchy in profile. It's also nice a couple of her bonus kids are included. Yup, Ari does look like half-bro Hunter. Where was Truely?

Love this! Especially the last line. Do it, Janelle! You know you want to make Meri look worse! Poor thing, J. You have to struggle with a weight problem, just like this crazy monogamist. It's JUST NOT FAIR!

Oh yeah. True story: I have fundie relatives. Back in the 90's, I was told of a father of seven who dared get a vasectomy. The fundie church kicked him out. Pretty damn sad, when a church tells anyone that they should procreate beyond their capacity.

Do these wives vote the way their headship tells them to? Sorry, dumb question.

Or the food loops. Like, we give you food, and you give it back. Here we go loop-de-loop. Serious question: isn't it easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven? Seems I've heard that before. Obviously, I misheard, or the Duggars don't believe that part, if in fact, it's in the Bible.

What worked for me was fresh produce and lean protein. It's true; Janelle tries all these fads, and she doesn't have a clue what is tried & true. Some health coach!