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So Josie looking undersized and fragile isn't what those shitty parents Boob and Ma Kettle, were going for? Like hell it wasn't. It's all by design to increase their bottom line.

We visit a local restaurant that has long tables (for eight) and some booths that can seat 4 comfortably. We prefer a table, as Mr. Xword is disabled, and it's difficult for him to slide into a booth. It's understood that if we take a table, another couple or family, can share it with us, and that works out well, for us, and for them.

I hope not. I look forward to those posts. @mynextmistake, don't leave!

Alas, @GeeGolly, I believe I'm in the same sad situation. My mid-30's daughter was never told to be fruitful, nor was she told to shun sinners. We both may have missed the boat with our kids' upbringing, but I'm betting your kids and mine can think for themselves, be in charge of their own lives, and live their best lives.

Sandy, I LOL'ed at Scottish dirk. My DOL mind immediately thought Scottish dick. I don't have any idea if Kody/Doofus has any Scottish heritage, but most of us here would agree, he's Definitely a Dick with a capital D.

Gawd, that constant questioning has got to be damaging to Izzy. Now he's got to 'perform' on camera like Boob made her do? I'm pretty sure therapy will be out of the question, since that will affirm that Izzy has chucklekfucks for parents, just as Jill does.

Wow, good catch! Sam was so hot in "Mask." If he never was named People magazine's sexiest man alive, he should have been. David Copperfield? Not as hot, but good-looking nonetheless.

"Car Confessions?" Is that really a thing? Dear Christine: this stuff is dumb.

That belt and the lacy thingy over the dress: why? Her hair looks like straw. Seriously, "LuLa(No) Joy?" LuLaNo for Life? Damn, I hope that shady company goes bust sooner than that. Ugh!

Very pretty cake.

Once a dick, always a dick. He wanted Christine mainly for her plyg-royalty status, and he didn't have the balls to dill with Meri and Janelle's conflict. So he married wife #3. Bonus: she could have multiple kids to populate his eventual planet.

Narcissism at its finest.

Cute photo with a comparatively "normal" set of grandparents. I actually like Lissy's little hat in this pic. Wonder if Miss Cathy was pissed that Jin had a girl, and Jill didn't? I remember her (Cathy) saying she really, really wanted a granddaughter.

Thank you for pointing that out. I didn't mean to say that every person that attends church is a bad tipper.

Yes. Like those tight t-shirts when pregnant, that show the boobage to the world, and the big belly. To me, that is more flamboyant than a barely-above-the-knee skirt or shorts could ever be.

If I knew any waiters personally, I would ask: how many Sunday morning brunch obvious church people leave them a bible leaflet, in lieu of a tip? I hate cheapness in general. If one cannot afford a 15-20% tip, one should be eating at home. Being a religious nut or otherwise, does not give one the right to stiff the waitperson, who has to smile and put up with a lot of bullshit, from their manager, and from many of their customers.

I hate that, too. Christine seems to be the most devoted, and the least appreciated. Kody's a dick.

Maddie looks like Janelle. Mariah actually looks good, for a change.

OK, I'm asking: WTF are those things? I'm not a gym-goer (not yet; if it gets too much colder outside for my walks, I may consider joining one.) I did a lot of lifting in my former job, and I lift cases of whatever when I shop. I'd rather walk and enjoy the outdoors.

Same here. It's easier to look across the booth/table to really see one another, head-on. Talking is easier too, I think. Looking sideways while eating? Not very comfortable. OT: I watched Rain Man today, the first time since probably the 90's? Anyway, now I see that Tom Cruise has misaligned teeth, in the same way as Dillweed! It's weird that I never really noticed that in Tom's case, before. BTT: Dillweed looked better before any of that surgery on his jaw, or whatever. Sometimes it's better to leave well enough, alone.

Childlike and completely dependent. Isn't that what these so-called parents want their kids to stay, forever? Just to validate their own existence? How utterly and completely FUBAR.

Or...a woody might pop up. Then the female would, of course, be blamed.

So...full of shit? Those leggings do the models no favors. Who wants to look bottom heavy in an ugly print? Apparently, some women with no taste. Sandy, good catch on Kody with MPB in reverse. Poor Christine. She has at least as many wrinkles as I do, and I'm mid-60's. She's not even 50 yet, I'm guessing? Those black & white tops do nothing for either of them. Bleh.

He may as well be a Lost Girl. Generic birthday greeting, no surprise.

Whaaaattt? Jin has a picture with Boob, without his shit-eating-grin mug monopolizing it? Can't be. She had to have cropped him out of the pic.