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I'm surprised she didn't look up the French words for this artful post, and amaze her hordes of fans/worshippers with her mastery of another language. Better up your pretentiousness, Mariah. You're slipping.

Dear Mariah: "An ounce of pretentious is worth a pound of manure." (credit to whomever said it in Steel Magnolias, with a slight modification.) Seriously, I'm not impressed one iota.

Personally, I'd feel blessed if Miserable Meri went down to her B & B, and just stayed there.

Is this like rent-a-cops that I see on occasion? I suppose it depends on the state as to whether they are armed?

Or, when family comes to stay, she's recalling Ben Franklin's sentiment, "fish and visitors stink after 3 days." I can relate. To not wear out one's welcome is a an admirable thing.

Why do I think Robyn was recognized by a SW watcher, and they gave her the bouquet for mentioning their store online? Is this type of thing common nowadays? Here's to being old and out of touch.

Why does she think this mundane detail is worthy of a post? Next we'll be hearing about her buying toilet paper at her local market.

So again, no protein? How would including a couple of ounces of protein give her "lead butt?" Certainly it would be more satisfying and filling.

My mother-in-law was big into vitamins in the 50's. Cod liver oil, the whole bit. Mr. Xword said his mom would lay out a small plate every morning for each kid to ingest. He would usually find a way to sneak his into his bedroom and pitch them out the window. The plants outside thrived on this unexpected bonus. MIL never discovered the reason for the unexpected growth. However, everyone grew up well-fed, and never had to fast or go hungry.

Yes! It's like an old lady going bald (which happens) and I'm old enough to remember Virginia Slims (and smoked some in my foolish 20's.) I haven't to this day tried a martini, but I do enjoy my wine. That turban for babies will hopefully be a short-lived fad. I never would have put that on my bald-till-over a year old daughter.

Ah, I get it! It's hard for people that think they are all that, to imagine that anyone is worthy of their attention. That kind of narcissism is so easy to snark on. I do it often on the Sister Wives forum. I remember reading that a big reason Burt Reynolds & Loni Anderson couldn't make a go of it was because they were "fighting for the mirror." I've only seen the Bates family show a couple of times. LOL at Duggar violinists. I've seen clips of that. A sense of humor is a huge plus. The ability of a couple being able to make each other laugh is priceless. To make others laugh too? Off the charts great.

Gawd yes. Those skimpy shorts just shout NIKE all over the place.

Oh, oh, oh, but she "shoulda been together (with the fam) since Day 1." Dear Robyn can even rewrite herself and her kids into life with the Browns, before she was even a thought! Remember the drawing of a younger Kody with his three "new kids?" She can speak for everyone, anyway ;)

Is she stuck-up, or just look that way? So her brother is the desperate baby-holder? I commented on his cuteness. I don't get why he would be desperate? Even the Duggar guys are getting married, and they don't look nearly as good.

True. Hopefully they had fresh fruit as well. None of Jilly's cream of crap concoctions, so that's a plus.

That believe that they are "all that." Just like the Brown Clowns on Sister Wives, from a different religious direction. Ugh.

Now I get it! Thx @Kohola3. That fits. Spellcheck is a pain when trying to type Christine's kids' names. Yup, Mariah has a WAY too high opinion of herself. She's neither cute, nor clever. Artsy-fartsy, and not in a good way.

So are we to presume that the banished from TLC Dillweed took the picture? I really hope Jilly was not one of Abbie's brides matrons. Dillweed and his butting into the ceremony would surely be blotted out, and he's just an asshole for doing that, what? At least a couple of times.

I didn't even notice those, Sandy! It just seems to me that the people that wear this overpriced stuff, are the least flattered by it (if in fact, it's flattering on anyone but kids like Truely.) Won't that be a sight to see?! Glittery crap on the misguided souls that think they look good in stretchy loud prints!

I'm also disappointed in what they served. Abbie's family may not have a lot of money, but still...a breakfast like Best Western serves (eggs. toast, some kind of meat, and hash browns) are what I might have expected if I heard the word breakfast reception. I'd expect cheapness if Boob was hosting, but didn't TLC pay them for this shindig?

I have to ask: what is a haunch of hang? Agreed that it's an awful picture. Why did she put her frigging leg up like that, in the first place? It just looks like hell.

Cute sales pitch (and cute spokesperson), but...sorry dear Truely, I'm not buying.

Janelle seems to always want to 'think about that tomorrow.' Was she Scarlett O'Hara in a previous life?

Is that Garrett, or Giddyup? Nice pic of Jin. Makes me wonder how long before Hannie is on the auction block, courtesy of Boob? She's a pretty girl.

Thank you for another installment of Sam's Sad Saga, @mynextmistake. Please, keep 'em coming, when you're able <3