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Oh, no, Gwen. Now you have to wear LuLaNo? Can you at least button your jacket? You have snow on the ground! Christine, take their photos indoors, FFS.

Mariah must fill like she has to shill to chill. Poor baby! What a dipshit.

Or a Burp Gun. Mattel had those in the late 50's or early 60's. I can just see our dear polygamous patriarch belching hugely, after a mill (meal) of Fish Stick Tacos, or Mock Tapioca Whatzit.

Maybe dyslexic? I'm very familiar with that, I just thought someone had a thing for weird names. Thanks :)

Remember, Dillwad? You said there is no Santa. What an ass.

Is she the police officer? Pretty ring.

Wait, what? Someone named their child Dna? How would that even be pronounced?

Gawd, those sprayed-on shiny pants look like shit. Poor Bonnie needs a wig, or a cute hat.

I agree. "Ought not?" That is too pretentious a phrase for Jin. That's all Jer.

I wish I could unsee it! You are so right in switching him off. I find him so repulsive.

Other than Kody having a more receding hairline, it's pretty close. The denim shirt helps, too.

First thing I saw was the dirty feet, and Mykelti thinks it's fit to post a photo like that? Ugh! No one needs to see that.

I don't like the hairy-faced look on Austin. Giddyup always looks happy, and he looks cuter. Do they all have to call their SO "babe?" I don't know why, but I find that annoying.

Love that! I'll pick Abbie, too. Pet fundie for now.

"Despised?" WTF? Sanctimonious and then some. Bleh. Oh, and I like the nose-wrinkling thing, but I noticed in some old clips, Boob does it too. Cute on Jin and Lissy, ugly on Boob. Of course, I find him repulsive every which way.

Well, if Maddie can labor in a bathtub that is used for bathing the dog, then I suppose Janelle can wipe off with a dog-haired towel. I haven't seen that one. But I think it fits. I won't let my cat lay on clean laundry, if I can help it. She sheds!

I'm curious if they even tip when they go out. Why wasn't Jordyn in the first picture? Does Josie always overshadow the littles? Never mind, I know the answer.

With the lazy thing, or the polygamy thing? Either which way, it won't be good.

And again, nothing about studying, taking tests, her progress on her graduate degree. So has mom sold her life away on crappy clothes so you can espouse this crap endlessly? Not that I fill badly that mom is supposedly traveling the world selling clothes that thrift stores are full of for cheap, at least from what I read. Oh yeah, deep thoughts to keep the followers full of wonder for her awesomeness. Bleh.

Aw. Axel Rose looks really cute in photo #3. What, no LuLaNo hashtags? Maddie, better up your game.

Now that it's freezing-ass cold outside, I am filling that I need to fill my gullet with everything in the cupboard that has a sugar molecule to its name. I am struggling really hard to keep from throttling my no-good spiritual husband and my dear sister wife Meri. Because I have an ingrown toenail, I can't put on my exercise shoes, which I'm sure all my sycophantic followers remember me fishing out of some dusty box someplace. I find that my smoothies made with power greens work so much better when I toss in a jar of coconut oil. I'm not sure if it helps my butt blisters from sitting around complaining all damn day, but it's got to be healthy to eat anything I want as long as I put anything green next to it on my plate, right? Right? RIGHT? Still laughing at the above posts. You guys are the best :)

I'd be more likely to buy a piece of LuLaNo (from Christine; NEVER from MG Meri) than I would to pay Janelle for "health coaching." She (Janelle) is hardly an example of a health coach. She is constantly struggling to do anything...makes no sense at all that she poses as a coach for doing anything other than struggling, and who the hell wants to hear their coach constantly complaining how hard her life is? Not inspirational, which is what I would want, in any kind of coaching. Jeez.

Just because I'm curious, does anyone know what "Strive Membership" gets one? Just a once daily post, which we can read here for free (thx @ginger90!) The only thing I can think of is that apron that Janelle wore on an episode. I don't get why anyone would actually PAY for these non-helpful posts. I know I wouldn't.

Jessa would look much better if she would at least cut her hair like that. I do like that shade of blue, also (but not on me.) hehe, harlot dress :) Oh, yeah. Major side boob cleavage!

She's got to be Meri's kid, I tell ya. FT is nowhere to be seen. Good. LOL at one size fits all jeans! His get-up at their wedding was as hideous as anything LuLaNo.