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Fibber McGee is in it for the sex. He's using the bible as justification for his horndog ways. JMO I feel sorry for those two boys.

Am I disremembering this, or didn't they plant a tree during their stupid commitment ceremony? These idiots have to think they're so much sharper than their watchers.

Dear Pudge: The 90's called, and they want their greasy grunge back.

Uh-uh. Vibrators are a lot cheaper, without the bullshit. It's like buying a $100 bottle of wine. No way would it be 10 times better tasting than a $10 bottle.

I still remember Janelle saying that after Savanah, she didn't want more kids because she was afraid she'd get another Gabriel. Way to talk about one of her kids! Yeah, a few more chocolate treats should make up for everything he lost with this harebrained move. Not.

With a "doe" at the end of dill, it would be perfect for Kootie.

Puke. Meri, please wear tops with larger arms. Sausage doesn't suit you.

I would much rather buy a new book for my Kindle, which I did last night. I can get my older ass off the couch and go for a walk pretty regularly. Janelle is still hoping for that magic fix or divine inspiration, or ??? to do anything besides make unhelpful posts.

And the obligatory hat. Why was she chosen, above the other siblings? And where was Sludge?

I wish I could spend that on a house, but even if, it wouldn't be any of those. I like old houses better, 50's and 60's vintage preferred. I'd love to move somewhere warmer.

Oddly (to this silly monogamist) they never seem to worry about debt, or such mundane details. It would drive me nuts to be in the kind of debt they apparently are, or anywhere near that flat-ass broke. Kootie has spoken out against his spawn getting college loans. Could the reason be that student loans are not excused, even in case of bankruptcy? That seems likely to me.

Vancouver with a G, now that's one I haven't heard! Regional dialects are interesting. It would have served Kootie right if the boys set that up. I hope they did! So funny. Robyn is in the drivers' seat, for sure. And isn't Flagstaff COLD? The poor dear, LOL! At least she's got, what, a 7,000 sq. ft. McMansion? Kootie probably does snow plowing there, and the other wives get to do their own. I'll never know why they signed up for this "lifestyle."

I live in Washington, and it amazes me how many people here pronounce it WaRshington. It's one of my pet peeves. Meri can talk about dilling with her fillings until the cows come home. She never does it, and doesn't give a crap about anyone else's fillings either, excepting SludgePudge, of course. Stealthy Robyn has driven Kootie insane with her demands. (And he thought Meri was demanding!) It's like his brain has been eaten by maggots or something. He acts more irrational and delusional every season, and looks the part with that ridiculous topnot mess he calls hair. Shark eye stares only make it worse. Yeah, why couldn't they have rented an RV and ALL gone to look at places together? Maybe he was afraid of a repeat of that one trip they took, where Robyn was swearing like a sailor because it was COLD, and Kootie got splattered with shit when he was diddling with the valves on the vehicle. I laughed my ass off! Best episode ever.

You're probably right, but I can only hope! He just looks more demented every year with that mess.

Singingk. I hope what Kootie calls hair gets so tangled from that wind, that he has no choice than to shave it all off.

What Kootie and Sponge Robyn schemed up behind closed doors, is the way it's gonna be. The spiritual wives will cave, just to keep the TLC money rolling in. Other than SR's five kids, the others can forget having any input into what happens to them.

PS: Mitch looks like a heavier version of the Lucky Charms guy. I don't think Aspyn got lucky settling for him.

Question: why did all the wives except Janelle, and Kootie, all wear lavender in this episode? Yeah, Kootie wants to be "THE GENERAL," but we all know it's Robyn that decides what goes down. No wonder his sons don't respect him, and his daughters marry the first guy (or girl, in Mariah's case) that shows them any attention.

Love it! Reminds me of a joke I heard in junior high. "Do you have holes in your underwear?" If the answer is no, then it's "how do you get your legs through?" I hate Robyn and Kootie for pretty much fucking over the fam'bly for their own scheme.

Kind of like Adaleen, Nikki's mother on Big Love. I remember Adaleen saying that she jumped over 5 more timid women to become the HBIC with Roman! If Robyn keeps lying, her nose is definitely going to meet her chin. This Sophie woman is creepy. I'd sleep with one eye open, if I was Tami.

hehe, I didn't know moths had balls! Robyn and Kootie cooking this move up just reeks.

@kicotan, what you had to go through is sad. Problems with anesthesia is something I didn't know about redheads. My dark blonde hair has a lot of red tones, and I love it (although I've had it colored for years now, to hide all the grey!) Aspyn is all starry-eyed over Mitch, and I don't get it. I think she could have done much better. It still seems to me she wanted to please her parents by choosing this guy with polygamist roots. The way she looks at him is so much like Christine looking at Kootie.

Ah, OK. I haven't watched the whole thing yet. I wonder if she's pregnant yet? Perish the thought.

Vanessa will be awarded her official bindi and wife status, after Dimitri has boinked her. Ashley will forever be in charge, though. Ugh.

Sophie is a stealth bitch, a la Robyn Brown. She can't stand not being the official HBIC.