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Kootie = tits on a boar. Useless and staying that way.

FT and Mykelti will never be debt-free. They'll always have bills out the ying-yang, just like the Brown Clowns. What a stressful way to live. Why do they need a big gas-guzzler? Don't they live in the city?

Her hair colors looks suspiciously close to mine, with the dark/mixed with white roots, and dark golden blonde otherwise. I color my hair, and I'm over 60. It's like someone previously posted, that she used some kind of filter to make herself look older. I don't have any photoshop skills, so I'm just guessing.

The Duggars also call people "sweet friends," Meri. You polygamists might want to come up with another term, to differentiate from the fundies. It's like Meri has to continually convince herself that she has a life and has friends. Her whole existence has become LuLaCrap and Sludge/Pudge.

Our Sofa Sloth will find a way to give those stinky women a hose-down. I couldn't wear that shit here in WA, let alone in FL humidity. And I'm past the age of hot flashes. That cult is beyond nutso.

So dear Meri has become the creme de la creme of a hopefully-to-go-under shitty clothing scam, and apparently has convinced enough of her worshipping adorers to sign on. How nice (for her) and sad (for many other suckers.) Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, Drudge.

So that lazy turd lets his hugely pregnant wife do all the work, while he plays pocket pool? What a fuckhead.

Sort of like RFP's weird-toothed grin.

I can absolutely see that scenario going on. Sludge just knuckles under and gets dictated to/smothered by Pudge and Drudge. Those two bitches (M & M) are soul crushers. Sad.

Well, it's apparent that Mykelti has force-fed FT the Brown Family Financial Plan. Buy thousands of dollars of shitty clothes and try and unload them to one's fawning admirers. Disaster awaits?

Those beady, cold shark eyes are a dill-breaker for me. Shitty, narcissistic personality is icing on the cake. Not even if he was the last man on earth!

@MyPeopleAreNordic, I've missed your posts. I hope you are doing well. I've been wanting to ask you, is your avatar Betty Draper? I'm rewatching Mad Men, all of it. I miss that show, and Big Love as well. Jill comes across as limited in lots of ways, no doubt thanks to her shitty parents, and it's a shame she ended up with Dillweed for a life sentence, but anything resembling trying to break free of her upbringing, and to not oppress her children, is a good sign. Here's hoping she isn't the only homeschool teacher for the boys, if that ends up being their plan. Surely they have more qualified people in their church circle to expand the kids' horizons.

Good to know. We see Golden Corral commercials on TV, but none exist in our town. No one in our household is close to being underweight, so we wouldn't get our money's worth there! I've never heard the Rod singers, so I'll take your word for it, and avoid it. That Jill and her makeup is something else, along with her daughters. If they can't afford food on the regular, why do they buy a buttload of makeup? Mind-boggling.

Just knowing that in their culture, divorce is practically never an option, and not having been alone once in their "courtship" rulebook, would be stifling. Both my and Mr. X's parents married once, and stayed together until death parted them. They weren't fundie, and Mr. and I have never been churchgoers, so we weren't faced with the possible shame and shunning that a fundie couple might feel, if they were to separate or divorce. It just seems to me that Josiah was forced into marriage, and that Lauren might not have been his personal choice. Getting sent to Alert more than once might mean anything, but it's really a shame that if marrying young and breeding like a rabbit wasn't in his mindset, he was pushed into it by his ever-so-Godly parents. Control freak parents like JB and Michelle really piss me off.

I love you people. Your posts emphasize to me, over and over, how we know these dickweeds much better than they will ever know themselves. And how the original premise of this shitshow was to shine a sparkly light over the mess that we know, is polygamy. And how dismally they have failed to show us anything really positive about their chosen lifestyle. It's stunning how seemingly well some of the spawn have turned out. Others just suck, but that could have happened in monogamy as well. I'm with those of you that will keep watching and snarking until the bitter end. If only we could all get together IRL and just enjoy ourselves. ❤️

Bravo! I was an 18 year old bride, Mr. X was 23 and had served in the military, so he was definitely more "worldly" than I was. We've been married for 47 years. We did wait to have our daughter until 10 years married. I knew I wouldn't be ready to have a baby until then, and Mr. was fine with waiting, too. We both had jobs, bought our first house, vehicles, etc. before becoming parents. When it's right, it's right. I hope Si is happy with his young bride. Lauren seems a lot more immature and sheltered than I was at her age. Will having a baby make her grow up sooner than later? Time will tell.

Why must they say "sweet friends?" Why isn't just friends enough for them?

Amy seems to believe in birth control, as she's been married for a while. Her mother must have believed in it, as well. Good for them, and Amy is right to have a real doctor's plan in place. I've heard more "unusual" names than Daxton before. Compared to Spurgeon, it's very palatable.

Now you've piqued my curiosity, Dakota. I've got to check that site out. I always was under the assumption that the word "queer" regarding homosexuality was a no-no, until fairly recently. In my case, being a COL = behind the times. Grace and Mariah/Pudge do not belong in the same sentence.

Bravo! Love this post.

"Nobody asked my permission, so everyone can piss off." Paraphrasing Kootie in Hawaii, when the wimmin folk explained that Kootie doesn't eat pork. He acted like a big old baby. I still want to visit Hawaii someday, but if I had to go with Kosher Kootie, I'd pass. Janelle made excuses for Kootie's shitty behavior. I'd tell HIM to piss off!

LV must be such a waste for this hillbilly family of yahoos. That's it: Abbie is JD & Jana's lost triplet. Seriously, who wants to wear the same thing as her sister-in-law? You'd think they were 12 instead of pushing 30.

Shaun really looked like his mother, Shirley Jones. Half-brother David looked like their dad, Jack Cassidy. Dillweed's lost lunch was probably the best thing that happened to him all week. Excepting Becky from the third row's scandalous blouse that she unbuttoned to show a little cleavage.

I'm holding you to that, Laura! Love your scenario.

Yes. Frump is in style this year, so Meri is envied by legions of fans. Edgy doesn't equal your frumpy clothes, Meri. Most normal people in Flagstaff are no doubt mortified that she hashtags #flagstafffashion, or whatever she calls it. Brainwashed Stepford Wives make the best $ from LuLaNoWay. Just ask Drudge.