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Sofa, you are wonderful! Can't stop laughing here, and you continue to create those priceless pix of cranky COL's. That toilet plunger is just what Miss Wokefulness needs for that greasy mop. Sign me up. ❤️

Well, Maddie posted some stuff about having "grown up with it all my fucking life" or close to that, and it was thought she could be referring to Meri. I don't think any of the other kids have expressed similar thoughts, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if most of the others felt some animosity toward Meri.

Don't forget the cast iron skillet! "Grace to others?" That's rich, coming from Pretentious Pudgy Poo-Poo Princess. She couldn't offer grace to anyone if she tried. Me, me, me, self-love, self-care, SELFISH beyond measure. Go suck an egg, fool.

Why not filter out whatever that is on your lower lip, then?

Same here with choice of denominations with the ATM, and coincidentally, I've been doing business at my bank since 1993, too! Great minds. We are lucky not to bank wherever FT works.

I'm leaning toward creating drama for the show, and making Kootie look like the Grand Poobah that makes all the decisions (when it was Robyn wanting to helicopter-parent Day-un, but I digress.) Janelle caved much too easily, and cared more about doing what Kootie (Robyn) wanted, than she did about Gabriel. That pissed me off. She acted like a wuss.

Wasn't it during their 20th anniversary trip to Mexico during the first season, that Kootie asked Meri if she wanted to try in vitro, and she said she didn't see the point? Then suddenly when Meri wants to do it (or says she does), after Robyn starts spawning kids for Kootie, he tells Meri no? That's why I think Meri wasn't interested at all in having more kids, but wanted to garner sympathy for her lack of kids, and make Kootie look like the bad guy who said no to trying in vitro. Backfired on her big-time.

That's one thing I hate about these kind of crazies, their idea that women use abortions as their birth control method.

I love the expression "cashed in his chips." My dad used it in his final wishes, many years ago. My bank is within walking distance, one reason I like living in town. I go in occasionally, but usually use the ATM to avoid a line. I'd definitely hate being waited on by the likes of goofball FT (wouldn't we all?)

No mention of WHERE said bank is. And what's with the random capitalization? He's as dumb as poor Mykelti. "College is hard." Reminds me of a Barbie doll that came out when my daughter still played with them. The doll sometimes said "math class is tough." I wouldn't have the balls to post that on anyone's SM page, but it's so true! Pretty soon it'll be FFT.

Good point! Freedom to fart. LOL

I was just going to post about Janelle being a big old slug! Doormat. Was getting Kootie worth it? IMO: NO.

FT would make anyone old before their time. Poor Mykelti married the second guy that ever noticed her. Remember the BF that Kootie scared off with the "HAR-mones in the mouth" chat? Cringeworthy.

Meri's the first one to take offense at someone, yet she thinks nothing of posting offensive crap. She is an asshole. Those rags she shills would melt into a giant ball of goo.

The two wives (Meri & Robyn) that are the bitchiest and most demanding AFAICT, are the only two that have had a legal marriage with that turd of a husband. Janelle apparently cashed in her retirement when they bought the plyg Utah house, Christine has never worked, and so those two won't even get a cut of any Social Security King Turd gets. Yet they have spawned the most kids for that dildo's afterlife planet. Yeah, being plyg is just the peachiest! Sure, Jan.

Natalie, as a potty mouth COL here, I love it that you expressed yourself thusly. This LuLaNo crap has got to be a huge cosmic joke by some woman-hating designers.

Damn if that doesn't remind me of one of my favorite shows. Howard doing his imitation of Raj's accent, saying something like, "this curry is setting my ass on fire." Also, in a flashback attack, it also reminds me of eating red hot Cheetos years ago. Never again! How on earth does Mariah aka Pudge manage to document every damn thing she ever does involving moving a muscle? Why do her followers hang on her every dumb word? It's a puzzle to this COL.

Thank you Sofa! You are the best!

Even rodeo clowns wouldn't wear that shit. How did this cult get so many suckers to sign on?

Raining money, what a great expression! Love it. Her Royal Wokeness probably thinks it should be raining money on her, all the time. After all, she's been to Bali and studied yoga with the masters! I can't wait until phony poser Mariah has to get a REAL job. Oh wait, blessed Mother Meri will give her cash out the ass from increasing her LuLaNo downline. Never mind.

That's insane! I wouldn't pay $35 to talk to anyone on earth, LEAST of all this so-called "coach." I'd sooner get ripped off by those phony psychics. Remember Miss Cleo? LOL

I think it's possibly an attempt to be noticed in this oversized crowd. But we all know that Robyn's spawn are the ones that get the attention anyway.

Calling Sofa! Please give these 3 grinning fools a hose job.

That's the first thing I thought of! Janelle has zero self-awareness of how contrary her posts are, from her what should be, "health coach" expectations from her subscribers. She doesn't realize how dopey and clueless she sounds. I'm clueless about several subjects, but then again, I'm not soaking gullible people $35 a month for stupid shit. I'm a COL, but I don't profit from that claim.

He's become the poster child of "Be Careful What You Wish For"! (or of "Think Very Very Very Very Very Very Carefully Before You Marry a Duggar! Cause You May Be Marrying JB and M") It's a shame teenage Ben didn't have the smarts to realize this. Sorry I messed up the quote thing! Churchhoney, I love your posts.