Double A

The sexual tension between them this season has been really obvious. Ally is observant so she must have peeped it.

Brandi was right when she characterized the more freshly fired HWs as more sensitive and thirsty too. Girl is a hot mess but she knows HW dethroned syndrome.

Yikes. That ending with Kendall watching Josh embrace Stewy will trigger some kind of impulsive, ill advised reaction. Can't wait!

😂 Initially I was confused. Whitney is a 'wild rose rebel' so I thought she was just wearing a bikini to be a rebel. Then as her stepsons came in I admit I was uncomfortable thinking how I would feel dressed like that with my stepsons and all my forced modesty upbringing issues had a field day. Then I realized it was a hot tub party and I felt stupid for judging her. So yeah it's not her it's us.

I imagine that low, threatening voice and the grimaces she uses when she goes batshit on someone is something she learned during her stripping or waitressing days when a customer went too far. It finally clicked for me that's what it seemed like. Totally. Except I imagined her on the show P Valley threatening another girl for taking her tricks.

Absolutely. This show gives Kyle endless opportunities to act out all of that dysfunction. If only someone had the nerve to write the real story about their family...

It's always a competition with Kyle. She even wondered out loud what the Beverly Hills marital stats for making it 25 years were.

I think Ashley uses little Dean as a shield to get through these recent interactions. Unfortunately it works and not always in a good way. Her face watching Monique do her best impression of a person who gives a sh** tho was priceless. Ashley is very familiar with having justifications laid out for her to pick and choose from to "move forward". That comfort zone and being thrilled not to be the blog topic of the moment must have been better than a good nap

What was Monique's end game as she chased Candiace outside? Was she going to beat her to death and talk about it on her podcast? The scene in the kitchen between M and Chris was priceless as he realized he's married to Gone Girl.

This is just the truth. Holy Hell yeah her intestines are mad. (FYI if you missed it - it was a pile of broccoli with a stack of rice cakes. 🤮 And she was eating it with a fork.)

That was polite but basically what I said:)

Ha I was thinking she told us the tame part and there's WAY more to that story😂

The good will Denise is benefiting from is likely more about viewers who are over the tired dynamic of the returning people. She has been a disappointment whether you like or hate them tho.

"Like" is way too strong for a HW rookie but Leah is great contrast to the others and these franchises need freshening up. I would have liked to see more Tinsley with her. The deadly second season will be the true test tho.

So perfect. Lu gets instant vacation karma. I recall she was being her particularly unbearable self on the trip when the camel bucked her too.

I am blown away by this! When Karen opened up in the first episode about things being bad I did a spit take. But Ray's "Kelsey" move was stunning and mean. What happened to make them stop the charade??

I enjoyed this whole ridiculous series. Watching the end as they panned out from the dancing Noah I realized they took us far, far from where they started. I would have liked a hint of whether Whitney's marriage lasted or just the choreography. Stacey becoming an author is perfect. She would have a compelling and possibly balancing perspective. I thought the dialogue throughout the episode accomplished a good "finish" to it all. "Time makes big things seem small." For all the drama these people lived it's just a blip in the grand scheme of life. And a salacious story for onlookers. "So if we both die and you don't find out I still love you I win the prize?" Helen's words for every person ever hurt by someone that they want to be with. Moral - choose what you can live with. "The universe rewards courage." Must be the only explanation for Noah outliving everyone with all his hair and teeth in tact b/c that fool had a lot of nerve. Btw, for any Six Feet Under watchers - Margaret dying the same year as Helen made me think of Brenda Chenowith dropping dead as her brother Billy babbled on. I imagine Helen going out like that during one of Margaret's critical rants and Margaret trolling her into the afterlife.

I enjoyed the two POVs showing Helen and Whitney's dynamics with these men who are all predatory in their own way. Sasha and Furkat have means and connections to dazzle their prey into false security when they swoop in to save the day so they are in the trap before they know they are caught. It really is generational - both the women got it (denial and running from one 'white knight' to the next) from their mamas. Whitney is waking up tho. She could kick the green card ball and chain to the curb but considering her need for 'real' love she will go through with marrying her first ex husband.

Yeah there's that. But I'm more trusting of the writers than most here. I think Sierra is a classic tragic Hollyweird figure that is used and abused by everyone around her. So the fact that point is 'minor' in the grand scheme of her world kinda rings true.

I was so startled by this turn I thought I missed a scene. It started when Rhea naively - which was also out of character - took Kendall's toast advice and she became more stupid by the second. Was that it? Was that public gutting the beginning of Rhea's awakening that she was in the abyss? Otherwise I'm thinking the contract negotiations with Hunter fell apart and she had to go. But can we find out what's up with sister Rose?

I'm enjoying the season for the most part. They had two major characters disappeared so they had to do something and the new POVs are a fresh ride so far. The one thing I can't suspend any kind of reality for tho is the zero involvement of Vik's parents with his child. They have them focused on Helen but that would only make sense if she had the baby. In any other world that couple would be all over the child especially considering the circumstances. In the white sari scene, Priya must have passed Sierra in the driveway with the baby! But she's bringing Helen and not the baby a gift? Nah that's just not working. So it doesn't matter what Priya is saying I'm always wondering why she's wasting her time with Helen and not spending time with her grandchild.

Agreed. Personally, I found that very painful to listen to. Sounded like the other women were familiar with the state of things too. Yes with a covert addict you only realize the signs after the fact. She sounds crazy trying to describe the relationship but the truth is she was probably blind to a lot of his damage while she was in it.

Kelsey could have stepped back during that renovation while he moved in with his mother and she went elsewhere to see if he would at least propose. Now she's in living together limbo. With Tamika's voice cackling in her head and not wanting her to be right it will only make her more and more insane.

This episode gave me whiplash. Did Eliza have a lobotomy since that dinner party? Suddenly she's team Kathryn when Kathryn isn't around. The horses were nice tho. Madison is called a hair dresser since we meet her then we find out she owns her salon. Which must have made watching Austen's business shenanigans as infuriating as his cheating. And why is Chelsea creeping up on Madison like a gorilla in the mist for a partnership? She basically just asked Madison to marry her. I got nothing for the guys and their 'camping' trip. They're just gross.

You may have nailed what bothers me about Naomie (along with her name spelling).