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Yes!! I was screaming "crook of elbow!!" Sofia sounded straight out of Appalachia with that "Stop messin' with my mama's boyfriend, Grandma."

'Ehhh... I don't track these girls like that, and yet photos are popping up at different sites I frequent on the net. Like: Twitter, 6 weeks (aka 4.5 months pregnant) ago And one of those photos led to this article: http://theashleysrealityroundup.com/2016/02/15/maci-bookout-scolded-by-teen-mom-fans-for-drinking-while-pregnant/. There are a lot out there, including questions about smoking also. I wouldn't have thought she would, but these days I would say she probably drank some with Jayde, and everything was fine, and kept going this time. They strike me as the type who would say stupid shit like "my mama drank with me, and I turned out fine." Especially Taylor.

My mouth parted seeing that beer near Macy with the baby, and then dropped right the hell open when Bentley went looking for Gatorade and declared he "needed a beer, or something!" First thought: way to model life there, Macy and Tyler. Second thought: Shady MTV, low key exposing Macy's drinking proclivities, especially with that lingering look at her frosty, delicious looking margarita.... ahem! But I digress. Interesting this mother of two didn't notice any changes in her body or cycle for 3 months, since she got pregnant in August and this filming was around November 14th. Not buying it still. Amber: Oy, these girls and these dogs, why??? As soon as I saw those puppies and that carpet I thought "yeah, they're gonna shit on it." But I didn't need to see it, MTV. But no problem - Oosky ate it! AGGHH!!! Farrah: Simon knows damned well he doesn't care about Sophia. He couldn't have seemed less interested when interacting with her. Hahaha, I thought the same thing. Not too subtle there, "Ty."

Then Sheree should have had some responsibility too. Cynthia didn't like it but at least she kept her mouth shut both before and after, and didn't laugh. Sheree snickered, didn't stop the conversation but couldn't wait to tell Kim what was said. To me that's even worse. Yes, Kenya is going to take the hit, especially since they show Nene and Phaedra talking to Kim about the rumors as if neither of them fanned those flames - but Phaedra was the first to make allusions calling him "sassy" etc. to the group. They can beat around the bush but everyone knew it for what it was. Kenya picked up on the comments and shared the gossip. Get mad at her if you want, but she didn't start the fire (Google will show rumors about that long before this trip, hell, whole buncha folks here know they googled when that rumor popped up!) and she's no friend of Kim's, so whatever her wrongs, at least she didn't pretend otherwise. Phaedra, who spends the most time with Kim and professes to advise her, was doing the most alluding and if I were Kim I'd be mad at her, because I'd have no expectations of loyalty from Kenya. No matter my feelings about Kim, that was truly fucked up for Sheree to shuttle in on her Freedom Rider bus claiming she needed to tell Kim what was said. Like, how was Kim supposed to feel about that shit? I highly suspect production minions and everyone else recognized it for what it was - except Kim. She would not have signed off on that shit. So they blindsided her, including her good friend Phaedra. I'm almost, almost feeling sorry for her, she has no real idea what she got her ass into. Aaaand then she opens her sanctimonious mouth and I think, yeah ... no. Kenya. I can enjoy your antics on tv, and have a tiny bit of pity because it was clear all that acting out and throwing salt was your bitterness and hurt feelings. Still, I continue to say you aren't doing yourself any favors every time you let them see your buttons. Ugh, another episode before they get back to Atlanta?? Can they leave this damned place already? :/

Bristol Palin came to mind as well. Of all the scenarios, the best one is to say they knew, but waited to announce. Yeah, she wasn't engaged at the time, and yeah, you take a hit for having yet another one with a guy you're begging to marry you, but it's minimal. Saying you just learned 3 weeks ago just because you wanted to claim you were engaged before saying anything about another kid opens you up to all that, plus the incredulous reactions of "bitch, please." So why say that? Only one reason. You'd rather look like a fool who got pregnant again without being married and engaged after making money telling other teens "don't do this," and didn't realize her 90lb body was changing drastically until 3 weeks ago, when she started looking 6 months pregnant ... than admit you've been busted drinking while pregnant, in various arenas by fans and others who got photos of you out. And since you don't know exactly where all the photos are, you use this cover story of not knowing until just recently, and double down and ride that shit until the FAS tests come in.

Maci. GURL. Come on, now. That baby is practically CROWNING in the announcement photo. And you just found out *cough* ... three weeks ago, after getting engaged? The only way you could have found out only after your engagement is if you were engaged four months ago. And e'rybody and they mama know if that man had put a ring on it any sooner, there's not a chance you'd have kept that quiet. This chile is clearly taking pregnancy advice from Phaedra Parks. Next she'll be telling us her doctor "suggests" she's only 3 months.

Another shoutout to Kenya ... On this week's episode of Project Runway All-Stars, one of the designers proclaimed a dress going down the runway "Fabulous," to which another said "Gone with the Wind Fabulous!"

I'm not one for guns, so if you want the answer "Mossberg," someone else will have to do it! It's not like I'm losing sleep over it. But apparently, Eileen cares, she's the topic of this conversation. If Kathryn is wrong for judging Eileen for not buying something, then Eileen is equally wrong for judging everyone else for how they spend their money. As far as Coach being high-end, that's relative. That was my personal (gateway drug) um, example of finally breaking out and stepping it up. Maybe you're a baller like that, where an $1,800 purse is pocket change. But for most of us, when you've only carried Target bags? I call that a come-up for sure. Eileen ain't me. When you make Birkin money and live a Birkin lifestyle like she does, then Coach is probably what you carry your diapers in.

I thought avoiding E! would be enough to miss their stupid myriad of shows. And now here comes this bitch stinkin' up the joint over on FYI. I'm watching Tiny House Nation ... there's a damned Kocktail kommercial! Trying to enjoy Married at First Sight ... here comes Khloe's mug ruining my enjoyment. I literally have turned my head from the screen in refusal to watch a minute of it. Now there's 15 more hours?? Who is left on the bottom of the barrel to show up on this thing? Are they planning to prop Lamar up and shove him out there? I'll put up with Jaime's famewhorey self because at least she started there. But this ain't E!, so I shouldn't have to put up with any Kwhores here. And FYI, FYI, there is nothing "informative" about this show. Geeze, is there no Kardashian-free place in entertainment anymore? Aggh!!

Sending a large-sized Schwabs Valentine's Candy box to whoever first coined "the non-Gigi's." Couldn't love it more. Except maybe for this: Or this: Or this: Or this: And this: Just warmed my heart. I never was on her fake ass Dusty C*** Express and I'm smugly satisfied to see others disembark. Two snaps in a Z-formation for the "talking head strong" shout out. Being asked directly was her one opportunity to show that saving her comments for her talking heads was a choice ... and dead-ass lying was the proof that it wasn't, it's just her usual sit, stare, then talk shit when you can't be contradicted persona. "Breath of fresh air?" "So real?" "Badass?" Yeah, not so much. I'm sayin'. I love Eileen, but she needs to stop calling people superficial because they buy expensive bags and shoes. Her husband drops 2-3 Birkins in a single card game. How would she like it if people judged him as excessive, wasteful and irresponsible? Stay out of people's pockets, Eileen. There's some chick in a $25 dress calling your ass superficial for paying $500 for $50 worth of material because somebody's name is on it. And while I'm here, yes, you really need to up your shoe and purse game. You don't need Birkins but come on, splurge on a Chanel for crying out loud. You can afford it, it finishes your outfits in a way that ugly cloth nothing you were carrying can't. Besides, there are occasions as a professional actress you could write it off for. I mean, I get it. I was the original eschew-er of labels. I answered the question "what kind of bag do I carry" with "Red/Black/Brown." Pay more than $30? Forget it. One day I saw a beautiful Coach bag, gulped and bought it (outlet & duty free, girl still wants a deal, now) ... and there was no going back. It's a tricky thing, Eileen, and the stakes only get higher (someday, quilted Chanel, someday.) But you can get there. Take my hand, I'm here for you girl.

I'm hoping Vanessa's low key reaction to the bday surprise was because she had to reenact the scene or something, because the camera missed something or messed up. Otherwise ... damn, girl! That was some considerable trouble Tres went to on her behalf to have something special. It was like she was thinking it was a start. She talks a good game about "grown up marriage" and wanting a traditional marriage, but seems to put no effort into putting Tres first. As we're reminded each week to be sure and watch HER! on HER! show Married the First Year, and Unfiltered! UGH I refuse to watch The First Year precisely because I hate her so much and don't want to watch her fake her way through another show for the money and credits. And I like Jason and Courtney, but still, no. I even delete the stupid 5 minute snippets. I think David's full of shit about the innocence of the message; the screen capture showed on Unfiltered right after the show had a fair bit of conversation, and Ashley's "at first I thought, maybe it wasn't anything, but then I got the screengrab and the screengrab doesn't lie" it made me believe the conversation clearly was flirty. All those lines of text and you couldn't include "... in order to ask questions to get to know my wife better?" THAT part took place in a call, not the first message exchange? Mmmhmm. Okay. And right when she was JUST about to warm up to a conversation with you! And you ruined the only thing you had going for you, that you prostrated yourself at her altar in worship. Since she didn't like you beyond that. But I still don't feel bad for Ashley. That's a damned shame. Only when that certain relative is over...

No worries! We're both right. I watched that scene again - Debra is touching stuff talking about wearing Baby Goo's dress, and picks up the wand. Mowglita snatches it back and says "That's mine, freak!" and then bonks her on the head and says "you're a frog." Re: Catelynn's weight - I'm not one who has commented on it, but yes, yes you can just jump up and do it, you just have to want to - she just doesn't want to. She's like, 23. People are acting like she's middle aged and her metabolism has shut down already. These are the years she should be getting this thing under control, because it's not going to get any easier, and it's going to hurt more, and do more damage to the rest of her body the older she gets. You can't eat what Tyler eats? Boo-frickin-hoo. Adjust. You're home all day, no reason you can't workout and make a nutritious meal. Google that shit. Lord knows you don't have your kid for "weeks" according to your new(est) step-daddy. Now this latest reason, anxiety doesn't mean you can't work out. In fact you should, it'll help.

Ms. New York from Flavor of Love.

He forgets he benefits when he's NOT first to go.

True this, true this. Although I feel like I vaguely heard it said at some time, I could be wrong. She gon' learn today though. Who gon' check her? Beyonce and Sheree.

Forgot to mention this (apparently I have a lot to say about this episode!) She also needs a better therapist! That lady is a mess. She was slumped also, and when Catelynn said something about going to Hawaii she said "hell yeah!" and hi fived her. This lady sits with almost no emotion, just dead-eye listening to Catelynn. It's almost like she's running her grocery list in her head. She seriously needs someone better. On two occasions Farrah laughed off her rude behavior - when she first came around the car to hug Sofia, and Debra leaned in for a hug Sofia pushed Debra and said "get away, she doesn't like you." And then that weird scene where Farrah gave her the dress and crown that she wore to lunch in the scene directly preceding getting the gift (WTF, MTV?) she calls Debra a freak and hits her with the wand. And instead of rightly cuffing her a good one, Debra starts making frog faces and ribbiting. And what kind of breakfast was that? You have two grandparents there doing nothing but taking care of a kid, neither of you could rustle up a real breakfast? Egg McMuffin and a juice box? Even some of that damned Mom & Me sauce would have been better than that.

So ... clicking on that link led me down (too many) hours of YouTube rabbit hole, watching the Dr. Phil vs Farrah interview clips, then James Deen, then back to CBB. And after a night of curdling rage building in my chest after listening to this hosebeast with the foul mouth yell over everyone, I wanted nothing more than to catch her going into a public bathroom (no cameras in there), locking the door, taking her money and phone away then giving her a good swirly. She'd be stuck and I'd head straight out of town never to be prosecuted (yeah ... I thought about it way too much). But then, as YouTube will, it offered me some other videos. And rather than get my hands dirty, I'm just going to make a vision board so Farrah's next reality show puts her in a house with Tiffany Pollard. I'm mad now that she and Debra were kicked off the Family Therapy show, now that I know Tiffany and Mother Pollard are on it. I would love to see them go at it. If anyone can crack that little witch and beat her at her own "act psycho then laugh it off" game it's Ms. New York. I'm REALLY starting to believe that maybe Farrah CAN wish them into the cornfield. There's no other explanation for the fear and fawning. Money? Clearly they can make some and they still have some with those houses. Sophia? Won't nobody want that demon child for long, Farrah will come crawling back to them. Now fame ... THAT they can't have without that nightmare. And they seem willing to sell their souls to the devil (Farrah) to keep that. That child is going to catch hell in a very short amount of time, going to school with that attitude and make-up. Peer pressure is going to kick in in just a couple of years, and they're going to fuck her whole world up if she keeps being Baby Farrah. 'Cause nobody is putting up with Baby Goo's shit outside that house. Ryan creeped me the fuck out talking to Bentley with that face full of make-up. He also seemed high as fuck. There was so much unsaid in that scene, whenever Jen and Larry are with him what's not being said is almost palpable. I like that whenever he tried to put it on Maci, they diplomatically pulled it back because Bentley was sitting there. I have to say, he's probably the sweetest of all the Teen kids, at least on TV. And not at all bratty. Funny how Matt didn't even seem very upset about it coming up, just used it to rile up Amber. He knows the drill - he was sitting there thinking "yeah! For sure I'll be back now, got me a storyline, I'll get some interviews out of it and I know Dr. Drew will want to talk to me about this! I won't even have to wait for Amber to run off stage to get some air time!" If she can't afford that house and lifestyle she has in Texas, she sure as SHIT won't be able to afford a house and lifestyle in LA. Maybe a condo.

Both? But mostly thinking it will elevate her ego that Beyonce is using - admittedly - Kenya's line. Back when she first used it, Beyonce and Kelly were filmed doing the twirl and gone with the wind fabulous bit, which got Kenya excited that she knew it. (And shit, I'm no Bey fan but I'd be excited if someone on her fame level was reciting some shit I had done!) But now a single and clothing? I don't know if Kenya can claim copyright infringement on that line, but if she can't, I'll bet she will protect her quips from now on in case something hits.

What manner of headgames, fuckery and bad decisions did I just watch?? * Grown women talking to a mean troll doll in baby voices and seething with rage because she wasn't allowed to wear make up to her 7 year old class * Grown men in costume asking a little boy who seemed completely out of fucks why didn't he wait to trick or treat with him * An old man and father of 7 telling his daughter? girlfriend? that she wasn't going over to her ex's house to see her daughter on her bday * A delusional couple having a philosophical discussion about how the man will no longer generously allow his spouse to do everything for their child, even if it was only because she was owed the right to do everything, and how the woman would believe him when they both stopped acting like their child was a test of who could move the slowest to care for her. Special WTF? to the Fat Bastard who slipped in the unnecessary dig about carpeting being necessary to break one's fall when kicked down the stairs. I see you, FB. I see you.

Well, there'll be no living with her now. Thanks Beyonce!

Crazy Days and Nights is known to be total bullshit, with 90% of the things just made up to send people chasing for meat that doesn't exist. I have lost whatever interest I had in Kim joining the show between her attitude and her boring personality, and I'd like nothing more than for this to be true, it would give her some edge ... but even I don't believe it's meant to be about her. Mostly because it starts with "What 'tweener' (before there was the term) actress," and she's a child actress if anything. Starting as practically a toddler in commercials, then little kid on Good Times before FOL. She didn't hit "tween" status until the FOL had been on for several years.

Can we pin that "no social media/any media in the show topic threads" post? Especially with a show like this, every thread there's some "well, I know because on Twitter they admitted they were never even married!" or "Her friends are talking and THEY say" type of post that either spoils some aspect, or comes threateningly close for those of us who would like to follow along and learn the outcome at the end. I think the only one of the group who doesn't fit this profile is Neal, who with is own family experience with arranged marriages, has a different mindset about the amount of time it can take to make it to true love and respect, and what type of long, great relationship can come of it. The rest just expect being married will change their spouses behavior, with no real effort on their own part. I noticed Neil's very good female friend wasn't at the cookout, and probably on purpose. I would like to have heard her take on how Neal is acting, since unlike the friends she knows Neil in a relationship. I wonder if she thought he was acting himself, or was really retreating, kowtowing, or seeming sad even without admitting it.

I don't begrudge the 'Hos, or anyone else who didn't have my experience. But for me (and my hub), there's not enough money in the world for us to step foot ever again. Like, they could shower us with millions of duty-free dollars and we'd be "Yeah, we good." Back here in the states though, I'd take that boss money to deal with Kenya! I actually pity her. She can't ever seem to be satisfied with any gain she makes. That said, I would cut Kenya six ways from Sunday with my tongue if she tried me, but I wouldn't physically engage, even with a chair pull. She's not important enough to get me to come out of myself. I'd be embarrassed to even say I was in a fist fight (that didn't involve a threat to my kids) as a grown woman.

What's interesting to me about Skin Tight is it follows a show all about gastric bypass, yet with 4 episodes of 8 people weighing between 350-500+ lbs, all but one lost their weight naturally with diet and exercise. Quite the juxtaposition, and produced by Dr. Now also. (since 600lb life is forcing me to see it as part of their show, I guess it's on topic!)

I continue to believe Chelsea lucked up when that "oops" turned into a late period. Otherwise she wouldn't have even that slimmest of margins over the rest. Edited 'cause 'eh, not even the Chelsea thread SK so ... save it, amiright? :)