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Kenya brought that up at the last reunion, it was pretty obvious in the dress Phaedra was wearing. Those struggle titties of hers had a lot less struggle going on. Whee! That's my post!! : ) :) It's hard to translate without knowing the people speaking, so PLEASE do yourselves a favor and catch this episode! It sounds crazy and I thought it was the stupidest show idea ever, people watching people watch TV. One episode and I was all in. It's GENIUS. It's like the board, come to life. With snacks and pets. Here's the clip on RHOA: http://www.bravotv.com/the-peoples-couch/season-3/episode-6/videos/couchers-dont-hold-back-on-cynthia-and-peters-marriage Do yourselves a favor and catch up: http://www.bravotv.com/the-peoples-couch/videos

Casserole!

Cooks, so many I had to take notes. I agree, stellar episode. I think I'll keep to show people when I try to explain this show. Real Housewives of Atlanta Emerson: Cynthia got the middle peach! Scott: Escandelo! About Peter Amanda: You disrespectful, bald, disgusting, wanna think you can have anything better than me nasty son-of-a-bitch! Kenya: Ow! She said it! Zeno mom: She finished Chateu Sheree? Zeno dad: I would hope so, dammit! ... Noooo uh! RHOA Kenya: "The neighbors have a lot to say about Chateau 'she can't pay'" Scott: There's so much real estate shade going on! RHOA Kenya: "Let me take you on a tour..." Julie: .. Of the old slaughterhouse. Emerson: Oh! That was not a good oh! Oh Kenya honey, no. In response to Kenya's house comment to Sheree: Zeno dad: Don't do that Kenya. Don't do that! Not when we just did a drive by to your crib! Don't do that! Scott: I can't believe we didn't see Tootie! Emerson: They gotta save, it would have been too much. Scott: It is NEVER too much for Tootie! Ash versus Evil Dead Brandy: There's only a couple of good things you find in a plastic bag, and weed's one of them! Zeno Son: Can you turn the TV on mute? I don't want them um ... conjuring up stuff. Emerson: Sir! If you cannot defeat a little 10" doll, I'm a little worried about the rest of this show! Scott: You don't think he's missing a few sandwiches from his picnic basket? Emerson: No .. I just don't think they're like, really fancy sandwiches. Scott: All of this happened because he smoked pot and read that book? Blake: Marijuana. It's a gateway drug. Pageant Coach Pageant girl falls down Emerson: Girl! You can't even walk through the parking lot, how you gonna walk to a runway? Following dance routine Zenos: Everyone cracks the hell up. Coach corrects dance routine doing turns Emerson: Amen sir, I say amen! Blake: I mean, his pivot turn IS exquisite. Emerson: Yaass! Coach: "You got a kardashian butt, use it." Scott (gleefully): Stop it right NOW!! Blake: He and Tom Christley would make the cutest couple. Scott: I was just thinking that! MasterChef Junior Zeno mom: (to son) Every year you say you gonna help with Thanksgiving. Zeno dad: Hahahaha! Zeno mom: You say you gonna help too and you don't! Egber son: Who gives a kid a torch?? Zeno dad: I know what dish I would make. The secret ingredient is marshmallows. I would put pickles and chocolate with that. Zeno mom: You'll be the first one sent home. Agent X Brandy: It's like there always needs to be the words "Agent" and "X" ... Julie: Those are the words I need to be IN! Emerson: Can we talk about the soft filter on her close-up? She called Barbara Walters and asked what do you use. Exorcism Zeno dad: What if we actually went somewhere and the place was possessed? Zeno mom: Then I would leave! If I see some spiders in the house, I would leave. You know I'm not staying around for no demon! Special mentions - Zeno Dad intently watching Blindspot and sipping out of a huge teacup. - Pee Wee snatching chip right as Brandy goes to bite.

GOOD. Because this stopped being about does he or doesn't he a long time ago. It's ridiculously clear he doesn't otherwise he wouldn't need fake proof that falls apart, he'd have used one real irrefutable piece of proof. Everything to the contrary is ... well, simply being (quite) contrary. All the kings horses and all the straw men can't put a rational argument about this together again. Stop making me miss TWoP!

Also, have we seen a full dance video? Everything seems like a dance step, then stops, a different step, stop. Over and over.

So. Show was just as good in the good parts, and just as boring in the boring parts as ever. Which means Nene or not, nothing changed a whit. Away from home in a hotel room with few channels that aren't news or sports, so watched despite not having my DVR forwarding powers. I paid for that having to watch Porsha's foolishness and Phaedra's usual attempts at Phooling us into believing whatever she wants us to think about her life. Porsha: "I don't know, I haven't seen his dick," cut to a hotel scene and conversation that makes it ABUNDANTLY clear it won't be the first time she's going to "see his dick." But good for you for finally admitting you were a fronting liar in your first marriage. I felt like the season storyline is Kenya vs. Sheree. The argument was so stupid and awkward there's no way it was organic. I have seen Kenya on enough things to know she's playing that shit up. Come on, all that pageant shit is ingrained, she knows very well how to be gracious, as she is in other circumstances. I get keeping your peach, but I really wish she'd say no to being the antagonist sometimes. I don't want to throw the editing card, but maybe in this case, Kandi is speaking from hearing the entire conversation. I don't think she's on anyone's love train, as Kandi is the one consistent person to call any and everybody out, regardless. (Her own mother notwithstanding - I mean these chicks). I'm not normally one to notice these things, but there's a point at the start where Kenya starts says something and the sentence is cut and the words "your house" is added, and it sounds completely different. The camera is also not on her face. I don't know if that had anything to do with anything, but it's odd. Like, maybe she said something general, Sheree responded aggressively, and then it was on. The sentence might have been doctored and the order of retorts changed to lead the conversation into the type of fight they wanted. I'm not trying to defend Kenya in the least, because she clearly took the bait to even bring up the damned house, but come on, there's no WAY they were letting the first big meeting of all the women happen without Chateau Sheree coming up. Sheree should have been prepared, and not let them see her sweat. Oh wait, probably a bad analogy considering how much she was actually sweating tonight ... Moving on ... Marlo! She's the worst of everything ... but if loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. I was inexplicably giddy seeing her. Not to mention, she was got damned SLAYING in that outfit. I've missed good fashion in Atlanta since Cynthia's pre-fibroid seasons. Speaking of ... welcome back, Cynthia Bailey. Good start, you seem to have remembered you're a NYC model who was transplanted to the Atlanta 'burbs, and not the other way around. Please don't disappoint in future episodes.

Nene? Nay-Nay? No, no.

That's a pretty broad statement, and one not supported by fact or even anecdotal evidence. People have gotten tattoos for personal AND for dumb reasons since the first tattoo. "I was so drunk ... and when I sobered up, I had this tattoo of Tweety Bird on my ass!" But I get the trendy argument, I do. Years (and years) ago I wanted one, and then it seemed like everybody and their grandmother was getting one, so I didn't want to do it. But eventually I did, because I realized everyone else doing it should have had no bearing on whether I did what I wanted. There are a dozen reasons Whitney annoys me ... in fact, as I think about it, nearly everything about her annoys me - except this. Is there really a threshold on a good enough reason to get one? Even for basic bitches? People who like and want them, should get them. People who don't, shouldn't.

It's annoying they do so much "plotting" (I don't think it's actually scripted) of storylines. I get it with shows that have been on multiple seasons, you need something new. But these stand on their own just being a fly on the wall of these people meeting up and trying to get it together. According to the Google, seems they're both Tyrone - he first showed up in the short film for Prose and Cons, then SNL made him a character. We missed his parole, apparently!

He's going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin. Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache. When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors. When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep it up. He'll start sweeping. He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. He may even end up washing the floors as well! When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap. You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow. He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story. So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures. When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons. He'll draw a picture. When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name with a pen. Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator. Which means he'll need Scotch tape. He'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty. So... he'll ask for a glass of milk. And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it. In fairness, with all that Xanax in her, a stiff breeze could have owned Vicki.

Casserole is the new C word for me. Fast overtaking the number one spot in my "what we could really use here is a filter option" lineup. Vicki is the personification of "if you give a mouse a cookie." More like, what Brooks showed was how stupidly lazy - or desperate - he was by not only taking the first item on the Google machine, but taking one that is at the center of a billing dispute. Then not bothering to notice or change the amounts that were overbilled yet changing two items of no consequence by $10 (keep that math simple, amiright?). Madonna mia. In this matter, for me, there doesn't need to be proof beyond a shadow of a doubt - or a split of a hair - just a preponderance of evidence that dude is a liar and is trying to bail himself out. The evidence, she is prepondering. And Vicki is right behind him. Those of you calling out the "yeah, Vicki and Brooks lied, but how DARE the rest question them about it?" mishegas? I see you. (We see each other.) ETA: Dude. C'mon, man, you're not even trying!! http://i1.wp.com/tamaratattles.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rhooc-brooks-letter.jpg

Right SNL actor, wrong character though - that was Eddie's fake Marley band's song. Tyrone was Prose and Cons. (Unrelated, I can't imagine that would fly today, although back then it was all - "whatever, Eddie's genius.")

This!!! All day and twice on Sundays. Ain't nobody begged Nene to bring her ass back. She realized she gave up an easy paycheck trying to go for the damned squeeze play, and got squooze./Honeymooners. I also join the chorus who fervently hope that her return is accompanied by much reading by Marlow and to the extent she can without it bouncing back on her; Shereee. Hearing them tear her is the only thing that will make her return to my screen worthwhile.

Not for nuthin' ... but isn't that exactly what happens with plastic surgeons in southern CA? Everybody is always talking about who did whose face, physicians and patients alike.

Finally ! Yes! Thank you Higgins. This was what I was so inarticulately trying to get across. I would totally deny someone was my patient. Poor practice? I call it saving my practice. Anyone who is already lying about me being their physician is surely lying about more, and my ass would want no parts of whatever nonsense they're trying to drag me into. I"m not having my reputation dragged because I want to be polite. Eff that noise!

"I wanna talk about taxes." /Palin The hair splitting and source/link demanding is so My First Message Board and excruciating in its pedantry it has now surpassed the plotline itself.

I posted a recap upthread done after the episode aired, long before it became a question tonight. No mention of Hoag in the write up because it wasn't where he went. Probably wasting my time with this too but, ... 'eh. http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/season-10/episode-17/videos/brooks-shows-tamra-his-latest-scan Full episode is available for 4 more hours.

Damn Vicki, give it up already. http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/rhoc-recap-photo-2015299#ixzz3qJH9rDc

Episode 1: Andy: "Vicki, are you on something? Did you take something before we started?" Vicki: "NO! Ha ha, nothing, I swear, I'm not on anything except water and coffee, that's all I've had all day. Episode 3: Andy: "You're like, disconnected in a way I've never seen before. Those five Xanax - " Vicki: "I didn't take five Xanax! Just half. I took half a Xanax." Me: "Girl, bye."

I think this seems weird because they stuck the reunion in the middle and tried to turn what was clearly one season into two. So we're watching Maria & Christian having the same fights that they've told us they resolved in the reunion. Christian is spoiled and playing at husband. He's getting a bad rap for his treatment of Maria, but the boy doesn't even love her! Yes, he could be nicer, but I see him as being out of his league and overwhelmed by something he never even wanted, with someone he didn't even know. And he's supposed to go from spoiled favored oldest son to taking care of someone else overnight...while playacting these "cultural traditions" with someone who doesn't want to play ball. Maria is a JOYSUCK. Unpopular opinion to be sure, but boy, matching this dour Debbie with someone who already is personality challenged was a recipe for disaster. I'm no Christian and even *I* would have a hard time jollying this pisser into a good enough mood to lift that face. She has whined and bitched her way through every episode, like this whole thing is some culture shock to her. Meanwhile she knew EXACTLY the deal, and how her mother and relatives live/lived. I think she saw her sister's marriage (which wasn't arranged as she eloped) as more fun than the traditional one and wants and expects that. But Christian didn't choose her, and whisk her off out of love. He was stuck with her like she was stuck with him. She didn't have the balls to get what she wanted like her sister, so now is in an arranged marriage. IMO she is doing very little to help the marriage except use the one thing she can to threaten him, leaving. It's getting boring already. Leave and stay gone, or STFU and be married. I'm no more verklempt about her lot in life than I am Ragini's. They both knew the deal, and both had agency - if not the courage - to make different choices about their lives.

Wrong thread....

Hey! I just spotted one of my favorite Couchie duos (lesbian & straight friends) on Wendy Williams just now! I had to rewind because I couldn't believe they were sitting there. They look great, by the way. I was pathetically excited to see them, lol. And in case you're as pathetic as I am, they show up in the audience shot during Hot Topics when Wendy announces she's "Team Khloe" ETA: I totally recognize Teddi's daughter too! Those eyes are her trademark and now I see how they're Teddi's also. But ya kinda fudged Teddi, she was clothed on the US Playboys, but there's some breast and nip in other countries' covers .... mmmhmmm.

I agree. That was just out of line, period. If she needs to be a personal PSA, take it up with her sister, who should know enough to protect herself because WHATEVER country she's in, she's sleeping with a man's history if she's raw dogging it. Whether he is or isn't in love, is really Melanie's problem. Like was mentioned upthread, if she's going in thinking "if I get five years with this (IHO) hotness I'm good," then doing whatever she wants to get it within legal means is her business. The whole "relationship" just sounds highly familiar, so I'm basing my opinion of their relationship on that. Which only buys me a ticket to the shitshow and the right to snark on it, nothing more!

I'm going to reserve judgment on Devar. But I'm definitely on the suspicious side. Not very long ago I went to where he's from on a trip with friends and relatives, one of whom became very cozy with our "very nice, super helpful" bus driver. He showed up where we were during the week - dinners, trips out - and when something horrible happened during the trip, he was there to help. When he continued talking to this relative after we left the island on a daily basis, and subsequently proposed 4 weeks later, green card opportunities crossed my mind but mostly we thought it was real, thinking everything that happened sped up the relationship. He was super attentive and we all got excited behind the prospective marriage. Deposits were put on dresses, venues were visited and menus planned. And then he came to the US to visit, and after returning home, the calls dwindled, then he was never available, and eventually there was no more contact. He talked a really good love game beforehand, and my opinion is he saw us traveling in a certain manner as a family, then came to NY and saw this particular relative's very small, basic Bronx apartment and how she was living (simply, on a small budget) and when he got back, likely looked for brighter horizons. Where Devar is from is only a tropical paradise for the occasional visitor. There's a horrible lawless, seamy, corrupt, poverty-stricken underbelly that doesn't usually come with your tropical drink. Even Buttfuck, PA is a come up.

I want to say it was 10:30 - 11:00. I was so busy avoiding all the damned episodes of Tardy for the Party when I turned by and it was on, I didn't notice the time. I even though it was maybe an old episode, but that daughter of Whoopie's was behind the bar (WHY exactly does SHE rate a reality show, por favor??) and they were showing clips of Molly in Jem & the Holograms so I knew it was new.