SnarkKitty

Maybe not this part, so much. "She may not have been the actual prototype of Truman Capote's "Breakfast at Tiffany's" heroine, Holly Golightly, as some said she was rumored to be. If she was not, it was probably because Mr. Capote was only 16 years old in 1941 when Miss Wilder was charging New York night life with her special brand of electricity and decadent antics!"

I'll co-sign that. She should be grateful they give her such a kind edit ... imagine what they could have done with that drunken monologue. Which she shrugs off in her blog as "Well they were an hour late, so what's a girl to do while waiting? Drink martini's (and be drunk and boorish) of course." Bahahahahaha.... IK, R? Back that shit up! Well damn. I can't even remember anymore why I disagreed with all your posts in the past, because clearly you have a keen and discerning mind and considered opinions (that are totally in line with my own.) You must hate Kyle or Kenya, or love Brandi. It had to be something heinous. :) Dammit. More things to add to the list of Shit Carole And Carole* Apparently Cannot Pronounce Properly (SCACACPP). *Bitch is eating those crackers with my name.

Apparently I say ki'hen too. Never knew it until now. Or that I live in Manha'en. Stone me!! :)

You're defending Sonja when my issue was with the stupidity and shortsightedness of the business owners. Yes Sonja can do whatever she wants. Except when she can't. Which is why she was arrested. She's did something idiotic, which was to drink alcohol to excess, and then got her dumb, selfish ass behind the wheels of a car. And then drove on a public road. And that's just the time she was caught. I haven't heard a good argument yet as to why that's okay. So yeah I'll throw that particular mistake in her face all day every day and twice on Sundays. But since this was and is about the business owners decision ... lots of people do care about the backstories, and when you want to capture the biggest market, you would be wise to avoid someone with such a troublesome past with your product. Like, maybe don't have Michael Vicks endorse your chew toys.

Can I just ask ... forget about Bethenny's feelings about the name... did NONE of these business tycoons give any thought to having an effing representative with a DWI on her record as the face of their liquor? "TipsyGirl ... first you drink, then you drive drunk?" GTFOH. Anytime I feel slightly bad for Sonja I remember that, and then IDGAF anymore.

Thanks Lovecat!

As long as we're getting questions answered ... can someone explain Ben's white trench coat to me? I'm assuming their parents transferred their dorm rental fees into apt rent for them. Or they have financial aid packages and moved that money.

O'rlly?? See the restaurant where Bethenny's "Get off my jock" was coined (What's it called, 1980?) Pass by Le Cirque, home of the "leg toss heard around the world" Check out the shop where Bethenny invited the girls to let loose and decorate some cupcakes See the hotel where Ramona renewed her vows Drive past the Watch What Happens Live studios Shop at Kelly’s favorite place to buy jewelry Visit the Russian Tea Room where the first season reunion show was filmed This has to be the weakest tour with the most bullshit reasons to drive by something ever. And I say this as a person who took the TMZ Hollywood tour past the spot where the sign hit Kanye in the head.

Okay - then that would equally apply to Luann's commentary on Bethenny needing to get laid or Carole sleeping with a child. Because if a full and boisterous sex life is off limits, age of partners (if legal) and a dry spell (if it is one) should be off limits also, under the "not your sex life/not your business" code. Yet there isn't an equal outcry when Ramona is called frigid or says Bethenny needs to get laid, so ... yeah. And I see you do call them all hypocrites, but not sure if it's because of that reason. (Lord knows there are so many to choose from!)

There was a LOT of screaming, so I missed the whore part. She could have done without that. And yes you fuck everyone could either be an exaggeration, or bad grammar (i.e., you'll fuck anyone.) But mostly I can't get all up in arms about it. She went in mercilessly on Carole on social media for a good while before Carole ever even answered back. IMO "slut" or "whore" isn't worse than "pedophile" or any other insults Luann has used. You either is or you ain't, and who cares anyway? Besides, Luann is a stone bitch when she wants to be. She can act all pearl-clutchy and catch the "well I nevah!" vapors now, but somewhere in Australia, Alex and Simon are giggling their asses off.

This show is officially balls-to-the-wall batshit and I LOVE IT. This is even more fun than Scary Island, because all these bitches can stand for themselves and not be spirited away when it gets too real because "they're fragile." I could watch them battle it out over and over and eat popcorn doing it, because nobody is getting physically attacked they are all fairly equally heinous and so I don't care who gets verbally shanked, or how, and all their dancing monkey asses could stop anytime they wanted to (see: Heather) but they don't want to. So no reason for me to worry more about them than they do themselves. Dance, monkeys, dance! UO: "You fuck everyone" = slut shaming? I see the naming ... not so much the shaming. Can't a spade be called a spade anymore? If it's all good then it shouldn't be any different than "you're tall." "your hair is red." "you fuck everyone you date." Just the facts, ma'ams. I mean, sure, that whole "movement" annoys the shit out of me, but I'm uncool enough to believe it's kinda nasty to be all run up and through in the name of "sexual agency." If I were all vag-empowered and shit though, I would *think* I wouldn't care about someone commenting on it. *Belated props to whoever called it out in last week's thread; I wanted to say something then but the dead horse-ification of Luann's poor maligned virtue drove me away.

When they put the running time check on the screen? You *know* shit's gonna get real.

I've seen a number of variations on the idea that Michelle didn't give Cydney a chance and/or Cydney shouldn't have rewarded her with her vote. While Michelle may not have been aware it would be a tie from the first vote (clearly), she absolutely knew and could have changed her vote for the re-vote. But she didn't. Thus, the idea that Michelle didn't give Cydney a chance has no basis in fact. She gave her a chance by not changing her vote, and allowing Cydney to fight for herself by making fire. If I'm Cydney and Michelle is in the final? That right there might be worth giving her my vote.

My thinking is, one doesn't need to control THE game to be a deserving winner, they just need to control THEIR game. Michelle did that. She kept herself off the chopping block, she made strategic alliances, she cut them when necessary, won some key immunities and had a bit of luck, too. If some people were bitter on the jury, well that's part of the game too - vote people off in a way that they don't hate or resent you in the end. I really, REALLY don't think this was about "weepy cute girl vs unapologetic smart girl." That completely discredits Michelle sitting at the final by her own hand, not dragged along as a goat. Like TAR, you don't have to come in first in every leg to win, just the one that counts. There's no "right" way to win Survivor. Like I always says, sometimes it's a Meryl Streep Oscar season, sometimes it's a Whoopie Goldberg Oscar season. Whattayagonnado.

Interesting how Aubrey said she and Cydney worked together and made all the decisions all along the way, and how Cydney was credited with many of the blindsides. Yet it was the Aubrey show. I guess it IS all about the editing. They tell the story they want you to know.

Wow, what a diss. Since when don't you even SPEAK to the person in the Final Four Jeff, if only to ask your usual "how does it feel to come so close/who did you vote for/who would have voted for (X) had s/he been up here?" Especially when you had a tie for the first time in ages. Nope, gotta get in your hot stud time, and hot chick time, and wacky character time, and old guy time, and bully time. Hit all the tropes, ignore the players everyone is most invested in because they've been there THE WHOLE EFFIN' GAME.

Why do they do this bullshit every year? Nobody cares about the shilling of CBS shows, can you budget 2 fucking minutes apiece for the rest of the playing survivors? Sheesh.

We get it. Everybody loves the geek warriors they think mirror themselves. She's the female Cochran. Hipster chic. Glasses. Uh huh. Mmkay. Message received.

I have almost more respect for the player who fights and scrabbles to stay in and wins, than I do the one who was making the decisions about who stays and who goes.

YAY. If not Cyd, I can be satisfied with Michelle.

Damn they're unrecognizable. I couldn't pick them out in the room and can barely recognize now. Ugly jacket and man bun, Kyle.

'Eh ... and I'm out. I'll come back for the bitter jury speeches. Bye, Cyd, you'll be back. Go Michelle!

Thank you for this. Aubrey isn't playing like a boss, she's playing emotionally and scared. It's kept her in, no doubt, but IMO her gameplay isn't necessarily better than Tai's or Michelle's or Cydney's. Because they're all still in it, and they're all still making moves in their own ways, not just being dragged along like Joe was. Now what now?? Without any proof at all that she didn't lightly chide "be careful with all that beef Mr. Joe, you could end up with a stomachache" ... Cydney is now a stone cold wannabe killer? If merely not speaking up means you're responsible, then the producers of this segment are really going to hang. I mean, it WAS their mean and strategic serving of meat to an old man who couldn't be expected to be responsible for himself that set in motion the plot to kill old Joe. Still perplexed that Aubrey hasn't drawn any fire for not being responsible for her second vote's overindulgence. Even though she was there too. And also had to know that much meat to a non-regular meat eater who hadn't eaten in days wouldn't end well. Interesting that she'd want to kill Joe off too by not warning him. I may be forgetting some of the episodes, but I just can't remember a single one where ANYONE stood up for someone against bad or bullying treatment. And that includes Joe's rude verbally abusive treatment. Aubrey has had the benefit of two votes for a long time. Prior to that she did a lot of crying and scrambling to stay in and was lucky when the merge happened and others were targeted. Effective, but not exactly controlling the game. Cydney flipped on her alliance and rallied the girls to vote together, until Julia played both sides. And then she and Aubrey began to work together to control the rest of the game, Cydney via Michelle, and Aubrey via Tai. And Cydney HAS been on the radar; she was mentioned to be voted off several times by the Bully Brigade but each time they went after someone else. IMO they are playing equally strong games in different ways. Of the three women, Michelle has been the weaker player, but still deserving of a win. Aubrey has also benefited from almost twice the interviews focusing on strategy. In reality, Tai has played a little harder than all three of them.

Sadly, it is not just children. That stupid thing made gazillions out of the gate and it was adults raving about how addictive it was. Mmkay.

Exactly. I'm not sure how this suddenly became Cydney's fault. She said she knew from personal experience that much meat would be a bad thing - i.e., he would have some intestinal issues for a bit, not that it would kick start prostate issues and put him out of the game. JOE should have known that much meat wouldn't be good for him. He probably did, he likely thought he'd just be uncomfortable for a while but it was worth it at the time. C'mon. Year after year people watch people drink and gorge, nobody says "hey man, you might not want to do that." They're all starving! Nobody is giving a damn, it's let hungry people eat what the hell they want to. Why isn't it Aubrey's fault for not advising him not to doit? He's her sidekick and she's the Brain. Cydney's just the Brawn. On another note, I too dig her respectful ways with Miss Debbie and Mr. Joe. I was sitting here screaming, Let that man GO! Eff all that yammer, can't you see he doesn't give a damn about a game, all he wants is a jump start, a bathroom, and a plunger? I'm not finding this season boring at all, I find myself incredibly into it, like watch live each week instead of 2-3 days later. It's unpredictable (for the first time in years) in the best way, and I like it! Oh well Aubrey, too bad. There goes your puppet. No disrespect meant, Mr. Joe.