SnarkKitty

Oh Erica. You SHOULD give at least one fuck ...about that video. At your age, all the cotton candy pink, and ponytails and lollipops ... just, no. That's some Madonna ass cheeks out level of cringe worthiness. Usually a Secrets episode shows us all the good stuff the editors should have put in but didn't in favor of whatever stupid storyline they want to push all. season. long. But this showed they probably did the best they could with what there was. That was a lot of verbiage from Mr. Mikey there, wa'nt it? Bounce on the dick then pat the puss indeed! But it was interesting to hear Erica admit the show was a vehicle for her career and see that little clip of her "acting" back in the day. I wonder if she also knew at 3 that she'd dump her marriage and child to pursue that career she envisioned? Kyle, struggling hard to describe how Porsha added to Kim K's coffers without actually mentioning the app. Ha! "They go out on red carpets, and you have to buy wardrobes and paparazzi and ..."

So surprise, surprise, they actually did open a spot on 125th. They're actually around the corner and up the block from me now. I thought it was meant to be instead of the original spot, but it seems they made it a second location. That whole "we need 2,000, 2500 square feet" thing tho ... yeah, no. My neighbor told me her daughter went over to get a tat, and the place was smaller than the original place. (She didn't, though, but I forget right now why she didn't get it.)

No, I mean it's just wrong. She started out pretty damned good, and has gone onto amazing. Dammit. And, to her credit, her true feelings mainly exist in her interviews, not in ordering people around or dismissing their opinions. As long as Joe remains on the island, Cydney will never have to worry about being the most bossy, bad tempered, hard-headed and mean-spirited Survivor out there.

I have nothing to add to this. In the spirit of RaBethLu, I'm just here to lord my good fortune over others, having experienced said kees in person. Hilarity always ensues.

Jeff annoyed so much with the "Cydney, not even in this!" I had to mute him until he had to acknowledge some strategy. Totally agree with others that if it had been one of the guys Jeff would have been calling out "Jason, with the slow and steady approach! This is classic tortoise vs hare!" I disagree with the premise that Cydney's vote was emotional or out of anger because Tai was dictating. She already wanted to vote Jason, and while she didn't appreciate Tai's disregard, it wasn't a "he won't listen, so now I'm going to vote someone else just to show him." If it was out of anger because nobody tells Cyndey what to do, her vote would have gone to Joe. It's pretty clear to me that she was voting to keep HER best interests around. Aubrey very clearly has Joe and now Tai. If Cydney votes out Michelle, who she has some sway with, she really does give up all recourse. Plus Jason was doing much better at challenges than Michelle, so getting him out accomplished another benefit. Now Cydney has given herself some options - get Michelle and Tai to vote with her, since she and Michelle have more loyalty to one another than they do Aubrey; or stick with Aubrey and Joe. Cydney had the best game tonight, followed by Michelle. Got immunity, gave Michelle the heads up about her vote so she could fight and gained loyalty points with her, and got rid of a threat for winning not just challenges but the final. That she looks glowingly amazing at this point is just wrong, though.

Aaaalllll of this. Every little bit. Plus the extra frosting.

I just enjoy this, ever so much. Had to post for the zillionth time tonight to say so. It tickles me to imagine someone yelling this at her.

I .... don't even know you right now. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

Bringing their romances from tabloid headlines to life, eight single celebrities will reveal the truth behind their breakups, public divorces and bad relationships. Meet the "Famously Single" Cast: Brandi Glanville - The former troublemaker of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is unfiltered and notorious for her antics on the hit Bravo series. Brandi is unapologetic and direct. A former model, this beauty publicly struggles to get past her ex-husband's affairs. Oh god, who do they think even still cares??? This bitch has gotten more mileage out of the divorce than she ever got out of the marriage. Talk about your one-trick ponies. I guess the hat trick was her hugging Lee Ann at the soccer game this week. So, okay for Bravo to make the word a storyline, buuuutttt .... not okay for us to use the actual word in discussions. Or euphemisms. Got it. Thank goodness the season is over, I won't have to play a round of "Taboo" to talk about Erika's favorite phrase.

I just want to punch Erika. Swear on your son? Would that be the one you left behind as a toddler? So yeah, that vow ... and damn Kathryn, you just let her run you down with that machine gun bullshit. I was annoyed no one said "how the fuck was that different than you running your ass to tell Yolanda what was said?" It irked the shit out of me seeing Yolanda sit there, smug as hell and smirk at every dig at LVP or slap by Erika. She excuses everything in those who sit at her alter and skewers the rest. Arggh! These girls frustrate me. Nobody knows how to fight.

Kim Richards is going to jail.

WOOHOOOO!!!!! Damn, my hands hurt from clapping so hard! I must have clapped for a solid minute when he shook his head and Scott was like, "You're not going to play it?" YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that, asshat! #tairedeemed

Lincoln NOOOOOO! Loved Ilana's stoicism though. The rest ... well, c'mon, y'all. Be better. If I wanted to watch "one person is hiding a relationship from another person/people then bumps into them in the same restaurant (in a city stupid with restaurants), proceeds to frantically run from one date to another all night, only to be busted and is then overheard dissing said date in the end?" - and worse, KNOW that was exactly what was going to happen from the jump - I could watch, oh, everything else on TV? Even anvilicious & telegraphed Broad City is better than no Broad City at all ('cause, Bevers fashion show.) But does it have to be either/or?

Blake Griffin doing a little PR? Hard to know if this episode was filmed before or after punching the team equipment manager. Enjoyed Lincoln enjoying his murse and "Eskimo brother" status. I thought Ilana's night with BG was the best. Abbi getting robbed ... *veering*

I wonder if we would have learned this information next week/episode? I guess this relieves me of the burden of anticipating that bit of additional strategy and game play next week/episode. Yeah.

That was a squeaker! But now Cydney has to beware the next vote. I did think it was very cute when she was interviewing about Julia telling everything and she called Debbie "Miss Debbie," in a very respectful southern way. The women aren't stupid (other than voting Debbie out, 'cause ... 5. I get the whole "she's telling Julia everything, thing..." but then you just don't. tell. Debbie.) They know Julia's vote was nothing about voting with them, and everything about not voting out one of the guys. Tai. What a disappointment. Say what you will about Sandra Diaz-Twine (Greatest Survivor Player Ever!), she never pretended like she cared about every little living being before crushing their food (or heat/cooking) source.

I hate Dorinda. So I'm happy to see her get the drunk wildebeest edit. Isn't SOMEONE besides Heather going to tell Bethenny off? (I don't count that drunken rant, because before it started she was kissing up to her, and even after she went after Ramona while telling Bethenny "I guess I'll stay at your house.") The kind of good thing about watching with no favorites is you don't care if these bitches turn on one another and tear it up each week.

I miss Heather. *small voice* Holla...

I'm just not seeing at all this supposed air of entitlement that Tami tagged Maryum/Yaz with from her, but I see a hell of a lot of entitlement from Tami herself. If she didn't have such preconceived notions about who was coming in, she might have been able to suss out Maryum too. Cause nothing about her says she belongs in jail, and she's wearing the white undergarments also. You know, all the clues that gave Barbra away. Yet she misses them in Yaz. Go figure.

Hold up ... when the hell did Avery turn 21?? Wasn't it just last year that Ramona was melting down about taking her to college, and breaking up with Mario??

Brooklynista, I SWEAR I was going to use that quote, then erased it. You're absolutely right, it's the quote that fits best.

I'm irrationally pissed that she told that girl from her class to "get that nappy hair done," and made it clear her son was WHITE and shouldn't have an "ethnic" hairstyle ... and this bitch goes out and gets herself locs and a big ass. Like, you want all the trappings AND the privileges. I guess the only thing stopping her from getting her lips done is that she already has 'em. For a white girl, anyway. Also not buying the "class project that turned into a hair session." Someone there just conveniently knew how to do them, and just HAPPENED to have all the hair necessary to cover Kail's long hair, and had NOWHERE to go for the next 8 hours ... mmhmm. Peddle that bullshit to somebody who doesn't know what it takes to get them. #notbasic She's also the only reality 'ho I've ever seen hawking those waist trainers who actually looks FAT in one, and that's including a pregnant Maci.

... but I love it... [nod to de Udder One]

I almost had whiplash between Erika's first TH of "Rinna needs to address LVP/if she's gonna take her down she needs to have her facts straight" blah blah of that nature - almost giddy about it, cut to the next one "Why are these bitches always fighting? Can we just have dinner and a nice time?" Jiggawha??

Don't do that. Gracefully accept that I made your weak point non-existent.