Silver Raven

OK, this is hilarious.

I just saw it at a supermarket, $10.99 for a bottle with the sprayer and a replacement bottle.

Can we start calling them Jabi?

There is no evidence that the drug was slipped into Abigail's champagne. Lani is making shit up now. Jake's questions about Stefan are awfully suspicious. Rex has the Salem PD on speed dial? And his phone speed dial works from Paris? Did he change the settings to do the country calling on the off chance that he needed to call from overseas? What? Since when did the victim of an attempted murder have to press charges? This isn't a civil case.

He brought Jan Spears back on the digital series. She was a gleeful villain.

It really annoys me when the guy calls it So-Cuhlean.

Macula. As in, macular degeneration. It's a series of really, really, annoying glasses ads. He supposedly represents a competing glasses manufacturing company whose glasses don't compare to the ones for sale at Staunton Optical. Staunton Optical has a long history of really annoying ads.

"A2 milk is made by real cows that only produce the A2 protein." Uh, okay. So why don't you tell us what the A2 protein is, and why we should buy milk that has it?

Since when was the entrance to the Salem Inn right on Horton Square? It was actually funny how Kristen kept having to push that lock of hair out of her face, then when they came back from commercial, it was fixed. I'm glad that Gabi was able to fall gracefully without flashing us with her short skirt. "Hey, Eric, could you please be there for the woman who drugged you, raped you, and ruined your life?"

"What kind of monster would want to do this to my daughter?" Jack, here's a list. Stand back, it's long. Just speculation, not a spoiler. If Chris just confessed to Zoey that he and Orpheus swapped Zoey's dead baby for the real Mickey, she didn't seem to be reacting in the way one would expect her to react. When were Gabi and Abigail such good friends? Wow, Rafe, way to be a dick. So Abigail is now the victim of Gabi being sent to prison and not being able to have babies. I guess Hope's place is no longer flooded.

I think Hope and Aiden were a couple with chemistry.

I have to wonder what sort of treatment Grandma Laura was giving Abigail that took all of two weeks. What sort of stress is Abigail under right now?

It's the same accent he used as Johnny Z on GH. Eli and Lani are asking Sonny questions without having visited the crime scene? SPD is such a ridiculous "organization". Where are the cops who were supposedly standing in front of the door?

She's doing Voya Financial ads. She's in an ad for Heifer International with a lot of different actors.

I bet there are a LOT of State Farm agents who are tired of being asked what they're wearing.

I had to laugh at the guy who wanted to appeal the ruling. I guess he hasn't read the contract he signed.

They actually have already literally said that she's the older sister.

So. Zoey has Mickey, and apparently Orpheus and Christian stole her and gave her to Zoey after Zoey's baby died on the same night as Mickey and Rachel were born. Apparently.

Vivian's coming back. I hope she's poisoning Abigail and not Gabi doing it.

The original wasn't blurred.

Why doesn't Ciara go back to Titan? I really hate it when people on shows are on the phone and the person on the other end, whom we aren't seeing, is supposedly telling them something and they react too soon to have heard the whole thing. Looking at you, Freddie. Chad and Abby being all smug is not a good look. Are they really surprised that anybody would want to stab Vic? Oh, good, Abigail's going crazy again.

Yeah, that was my thought. Is Brady hoping Victor will die so he can't tell what really happened?

Her husband runs hair and makeup.

Julie is such a heinous witch. I like Victor's purple tie. Li Shin claimed that he came to Salem to talk to Gabi and Chad to see who was the best fit to run DiMera, but he already had decided to dump Gabi. So he lied. Shut up, Abigail. Xander should have pointed out Kristen stealing Tate right out of Theresa's womb.

We missed the first part of Show because of a Gavin Newsom press conference. Shut it, Abby, you of all people have no right to criticize "people in this town." What is Nicole wearing? Damn, I love Gabi.