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Does anyone have a guess as to why Tom and Cheryl weren't there? I miss Tom, he was the best.

What's with Julianne's hair? That deep side part, ugh.

When Heather said in her talking head that if Tamra wants to be top dog, have at it. She should have said that to her face and in front of the cameras. When someone tells you "you win", it doesn't give you power, it takes it away. There's no response to it.

How boring to go on these trips and not interact with anyone outside their group. It seems like they use to have other people around, didn't they? Didn't Shannon meet some guy in a bar once? Now it's like they clear everyone out. Tamra is just awful. I agree, Emily is more unlikable this season. Disappointing. The whole clusterf*ck of who said what about whom, I can't keep up.

I enjoyed Emily saying she doesn't want reconstructive plastic surgery, but elective plastic surgery is fine. lol.

Shannon said last night that they aren't together, but I guess we'll see. With Shannon's weight loss, her big teeth really stand out since her face is thinner. Her mouth looked huge. Why do they get such large teeth? Vicki sure drank a lot. So over her (and Tamra). Shannon said of all the housewives, who should be made "Friend Of" and she said Heather, since she doesn't need the show ($$$). When Andy asked which housewife should never come back, Tamra right away said Gretchen.

Very flattering.

I must have dozed off and missed that! Thanks.

Was the Innocence Project fundraiser the same night as Shannon's party? They sure made it seem so if not. I'm confused.

Ain't that the truth.

Exactly.

Taylor has a very wide mouth, it takes up a lot of space on her face. He's covering up his baldness.

... and Gina's eye make up at the restaurant at the beginning made her look like a man. Can't any of them find cute flats to wear on a boat?? I use to like Shannon, but not anymore.

They were called granny flats at one point too.

Why does Shannon sit so weird in her talking head, same as at the reunion last year. New girl's face is messed up. I thought the blown up lips trend would be over by now, but I guessed wrong. Terry's face, yikes. Tamra is looking older. Gina still has bad posture. I hope we see Shane this season.

I guess the 'I'm so tired' line from Tom didn't mean anything in the end. Kendall does the 'Yeah?' thing a lot too.

Bloodline! Love me some Kyle Chandler.

Or... John Mayer: Don't know how else to say it Don't want to see my parents go I'm one generation's length away From fighting life out on my own

I keep thinking the same thing.

Perhaps the American CEO will be Greg. In name only, with Mattson pulling all strings, despite what he said about not needing to be in the weeds. Tom is STILL talking about being so tired. That has to mean something.

Also, Greg still being around signals to me he's more than just comic relief. Which worries me. The whole thing with Tom being so tired has some meaning too, or why else keep bring it up?

What's the shiny stuff in Warren's beard?

Ryan is excellent at what he does. He and Tom Bergeron.

I agree. Really choppy, and it's very hard to listen to.

The sound is absolutely horrible, can't understand anything being sung. UGH.