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I would think Annemarie would know about the procedure called esophageal dilation, which helps when people have issues with food getting stuck. I know someone who had that issue and that procedure. Bugs how Dorit says 'Sutton' as 'Sut un'.

Wrong music for Charity's dance.

The Samba was slow. It looked like she forgot everything she has learned.

Yes, lol.

I saw that too and was wondering what it meant, lol.

I've never heard Morgan talk before, she has a really thick accent.

I'm a bit confused, because, well, I just am. Dot is in Scandia, MN and the kidnapping took place there. She escaped somewhere in ND and Deputy Farr was injured there and is from there. Correct? Indira is a police officer from MN, right? She is investigating the kidnapping. Deputy Farr was in a hospital in ND, correct, not the Twin Cities? Indira went to see him in ND because of his being shot as part of the kidnapping she's investigating. When we see Roy's spawn looking for evidence to steal, he's in ND, which is why Deputy Farr hobbled in because he's also in ND. Is that right? I am just confused because of the interaction between Indira, Farr and the spawn.

Jason is so nonchalant, love it!

Sutton's house, the outside, confuses me. So much concrete. Garcelle's kids (and friends) should have been more dressed up IMHO at the screening. Glad Garcelle mentioned the robbery to Dorit and that she wouldn't say to Dorit, "it's been a year, you should be over it." I get Kyle's exercise obsession. I was that way for a bit, felt I'd lose what I had gained if I missed even one workout.

Your face or your fanny...

Homey don't play that!

Can someone please push the bangs out of Carrie Ann's way and rip off the heavy eyelashes? Jeez.

Can someone explain why they make it seem like the judge's scores matter? The voting done by the public is always going to outweigh them.

So fun to watch!

Loved Ariana's comment "cute when young people think they won't get old!" Hahaha.

My husband came in the room when they were doing the recap of last week's episode, the part where Mo and Kyle were talking about her tatoos. He asked if I was watching The Golden Bachelor. Lol.

Harry mugging for the camera those first few episodes really turned me off to him. He and Tyson Beckford were really irritating. I don't think Mauricio went because of the drama with his marriage, I just don't think many people knew who he was. Jason staying in character throughout was GREAT.

Jason still in character!! Love it. Own it!

Some thoughts. I like Dorit's darker hair. Her face looks different. Still doing Chanel advertising. Erica is awful. Being so thin really makes her breasts look like bolt-ons. Hormones, right. Love Sutton's horse! Sounds like Kyle's had enough. Go Kyle! So glad Rinna is gone.

Does anyone have a guess as to why Tom and Cheryl weren't there? I miss Tom, he was the best.

What's with Julianne's hair? That deep side part, ugh.

When Heather said in her talking head that if Tamra wants to be top dog, have at it. She should have said that to her face and in front of the cameras. When someone tells you "you win", it doesn't give you power, it takes it away. There's no response to it.

How boring to go on these trips and not interact with anyone outside their group. It seems like they use to have other people around, didn't they? Didn't Shannon meet some guy in a bar once? Now it's like they clear everyone out. Tamra is just awful. I agree, Emily is more unlikable this season. Disappointing. The whole clusterf*ck of who said what about whom, I can't keep up.

I enjoyed Emily saying she doesn't want reconstructive plastic surgery, but elective plastic surgery is fine. lol.

Shannon said last night that they aren't together, but I guess we'll see. With Shannon's weight loss, her big teeth really stand out since her face is thinner. Her mouth looked huge. Why do they get such large teeth? Vicki sure drank a lot. So over her (and Tamra). Shannon said of all the housewives, who should be made "Friend Of" and she said Heather, since she doesn't need the show ($$$). When Andy asked which housewife should never come back, Tamra right away said Gretchen.