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At this point I'm kinda like, forget the mask-I need a damn chastity belt! Despite my inexplicable attraction to Chon (it's my redneck side) and Maurice, there's not a couple on the franchise whose sex life I want to envision.

David's all, "Ha ha ha, the joke's on YOU! Lana IS real! You'll be apologizing to me when you see her turn up, be totally repulsed, and ghost me. When you see that she accepted my proposal and then never spoke to me again you're gonna feel like a real dummy!"

We 40 somethings aren't quite dead in the sack yet. Some of us are having better sex now than we did in our 20s.

Destinie is Goddess 2.0, but Shawn is so creepy that I hope she sails off into the sunset and he loses his bail. Also, after his monotone diatribe about sex I'm not sure that I'll ever be able to have it again. Jessica can GTFO. Somewhere along the way someone told her that the only way to look sexy is to find something that works as a second skin, fat rolls be damned. The way Tyrice keeps carrying on is making ME excited to see her big ol country ass. It's sad that the only person in Mylie Grace's life who wants to take care of her is the crazy prison girlfriend seeking penpal. Maurice is hot. I missed the 1/100 Native American dude and the poor woman he blindsided with the quickie marriage.

We can't do spoilers here, but they were only in that one for about a month. This is just speculation, but I think that place was just temporary and used for a storyline while their actual house was getting ready. Similarly to David and Annie living in that old fire station. Or was it a storage facility? I can't remember. I feel sorry for Aseulu. His family is awful.

I don't mind Darcey. I even like her at times. I have a soft spot for overly dramatic, cartoony women. But this? I tried to watch it twice and I was bored out of my mind. Nothing happened. I did, however, appreciate the scene where both daughters were cringing at the "Lock My Number" song.

I've been to some mosques. It's hard going in alone when you don't know what you're doing. Also, the women's section is often far less glamorous. At one mosque in Cardiff the men got beautiful wall hangings, nice carpet, soft music...we got a single room with plain walls and a concrete floor.

A derivitave of my name's become a put down, too, but I don't mind it. It's also synonymous with a famous horror movie. I'm kinda wearing it proudly at this point.

I'm going to be disappointed if I don't see this happen to at least one adult this season...

Right. Unless this happened months ago and they were just waiting 12 weeks to file a missing report so as not to spoil the show...🙄

Withdrawal? In between fixes?

I have a thing for dark complected, dark eyed, Middle Eastern men (my tall, blond, British, Ryan Phillippe lookalike husband was a complete anomaly in my life) but I'm not finding Yazan attractive at ALL. His dad, on the other hand... He's at least got that almost-silver fox thing happening.

I think that's what Aladdin and Crazy Chick did.

Damn this show. I went from Cheesedick to sniffing back tears in less than 5.

So is Melyza's pretty apartment really just an Airbnb? Because Father Melyza said they opened their home for Cheesedick to live with them and, well, he's not...

Irony: someone in Libby's family calling Andrei "classless"... .

So who believes that Eric-ee and Larissa actually had sex?

The look you make when your husband kisses his mother with more passion than he kisses you...

Crowd source: need the name of an attorney specializing in family law in Kentuckiana. It's kind of an emergency. I have some leads already, but I'd like a few more. My contacts are mostly in the eastern part of the state.No specific reason... Oh, and they need to have some working background on immigration issues. Bonus if they have a translator onsite. Someone who speaks Portuguese...

And again, all I said is that I previously worked in that field and we have a lot of good resources for these kinds of situations. It was pretty weird. I was being called a "creep" and a "psycho" and at one point someone was literally like, "Let's find out who this bitch works for and complain to her boss. This bitch needs to be fired!" Good luck with that. While my boss is a bit of a nut from time to time she IS loyal (I'm self employed). I feel like Sharp should jump into this situation, at least a little. The production crew is probably the closest ties she has in the US.

She has a court date next week and won't be allowed to leave until then. However, she'll have trouble leaving with Pierre. Pierre is a dual citizen and therefore both parents have to authorize his international travel. She can't just take him on the plane. It's a law that was passed to keep separated parents from taking the kids and fleeing to another country.

And they hit me hard, too. I'm shook. This may be the worst backlash I've ever faced online-and I had an AOL account. It's disturbing. And I'm a nobody that they'll move on from in a few days. I can only imagine some of the bullshit Karine must be getting. I get that she's kind of polarizing, but those accusations against him are pretty awful. If even half of them are true...yikes.

This has been a tough week. The Paul/Karine stuff has been disturbing, but it actually got personal. You know, I'm fairly local to them. I have some ties to other cast members, but my former social services job has given me some ties to that community as well. I actually reached out in an offer to help. I've never done that before, but I didn't know if her attorney was local. At the very least I wanted to make sure she was aware of safe housing and had a bilingual advocate. It was just a few phone calls and emails. My involvement stopped there. However, word got around and I wound up in a ton of drama on another show discussion place. Screenshots were shared and a bunch of crap was directed at me. There were even some fake screenshots shared. Even worse was that I was doxxed. My home address and personal information was shared to what may have been thousands of people. My husband had to change his number yesterday. The mods eventually stepped in and things were removed, but by then it had been hours. Lots of people had seen the stuff. One person started it. I don't know that person's username and we've never interacted. When the mods contacted me, though, they said that there was so much vitriol that they thought it might be personal. Or that the person knew me from another show discussion site. So there's that. I just wanted to offer some assistance. It's not like I was driving up there and getting between Paul and Karine. I just helped direct someone who could. Even local people have difficulty traversing our system here, and there are many helpful programs that people don't know about. Sometimes even law enforcement is unaware of everything, especially for the immigrant community. When I went through my abusive relationship it was overwhelming knowing where to start-and I worked for a VAW office. The police could help with the EPO, but that was the extent of their assistance. I basically just shared those resources. I never said where she was or how she got there. That's not information I would even know (not to mention a horrible invasion of privacy). She even said on the live stream that she wanted to go to a shelter. I felt bad for her. She seems to have been isolated here and I can't imagine how that must feel. I've had bad things happen to me in foreign countries when I've been alone. It's not cool. So I've spent, like, 4 days being concerned for her but also for me. I've got kids, you know? I honestly felt like MY safety could be at risk. It's left me in what feels like a 4 day panic attack. People suck.

I agree. Young, humble living situation (I have a problem using the word "poor" because it's culturally subjective), doesn't speak a lot of English...

Seeing Mother Ari and Ari at the nightclub reminded me of the scene in KNOCKED UP when Katherine Heigl and her sister go to the club and can't get in. "She's pregnant and your old ass knows better!"* * I don't care if they go clubbing or not. I just love that movie.