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I feel ripped off. I wanted to see the fight. Couldn't they have waited for the camera? (Seriously, though, it's a sad situation.)

Ha ha ha! No, I think that was my ex.

I'm late! Hello everyone! Today's my 15th wedding anniversary with my own 90 day fiance. We're not nearly exciting enough to be on the show, but I still love him anyway. At LEAST 55%.

That.Is.Awesome. I can still quote all the words from Top That and We Like Boys.

I'm NEVER on Amber's side but I fucking hate HOAs. They make me want to paint my house purple and decorate my yard with car parts. (That's still not an excuse to not pay them, of course.)

I'm seriously hoping that when Family Libby finds out why Andrei left Moldova it's going to be a reason that makes them feel like real assholes.

Lindsey: I couldn't call you because you know I only get one call a month... Also Lindsey: I'll call you later tonight.

Yeah, eventually. And thank you. 😊 I'm finding this whole storyline with Larissa, Coltee, and Vanessa/Jessica really odd. All of it feels fake. I have no doubt, though, that we'll soon see bigger boobies on Larissa. That much is probably real.

This season has been boring. I'd rather have watched Lindsey give us more prison makeup tips than to have seen Scott sucking in his gut and ironing.

THIS. I feel like half the plastic surgeons have a job because they play to people's insecurities. This is me. (And my daughter eating my head.) My nose is crooked. It's losing cartilage thanks to my VEDS and it gets worse and worse every year. I can no longer breathe through it. When I visited the plastic surgeon not only did he want to repair my nose, but he tried to talk me into getting a tummy tuck, boobie job-ee, and my eyes done. I went in feeling bad about my nose and left feeling bad about everything else. I think Larissa looks fine. But because this doctor appeared on TV she'll get all that work done for free.

I think the weekend pass was for LA and that he's paroled to Vegas. They've been married for 2 years-plenty of time to register her address. I also think his LA visit was filmed out of order and happened a few weeks after he was paroled. And after he renewed his license.

See you guys on Sunday night!

Maurice is this season's Chon for me-attractive against my better judgement.

Coincidentally, so's my dog. She says these people are no Darcey and Coltee.

*sniff* reminds me of the good old days when Aladdin made a similar reference to Laura.

To be fair, the salesgirl IS hotter than Shawn.

Everything changed in 3 years? I mean, we still have chairs, beds, tables...

How come we only get one hour of this trainwreck and two hours of HEA? What a rip-off.

That probably lines up with about the time she started her unfortunate incarceration stints.

I have this irrational anger whenever I look at John.

Uh, there's only enough room for ONE goddess on this show.

Ah, so now we get to meet the couple that wasn't interesting enough for the first half of the season.

So Lindsey supposedly went a month and a half without contacting her mom or kid-, people who thought they were getting ready to see her? Damn. Even Larissa's a better mother than that, and I'm not even sure she remembers that she has kids.

Motherducking crack!